Dumbass Vaginas should be in bed if they have to be on TV Vanity Fair released its new cover today: the ladies of television. How happy - and relieved - do you think they are that Sofia Vergara qualifies as a non-white (even though they made her skin colour as close to it as they possible could)? Good job for the acknowledgement that By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 11:47 am
Amazingness Tom Cruise works the stage Look, I loved the first Rock Of Ages trailer. Sorry, but I love the second one just as much. And this time... We get to hear him sing! Who? Tom Cruise. Of course. It’s totally digitised and overproduced, but that is his voice underneath all those computers. And that By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 11:12 am
Daniel Craig Daniel Craig’s Olympic Bond? Check out Daniel Craig working on Bond Skyfall in London the other day. Bond is expected to return to theatres on November 9 but we may see him well before, at the Olympics, where he’ll apparently be opening the Games on July 27th... What? It’s a story that By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 10:36 am
Intro for April 3, 2012 Dear Gossips, Trailers! So many trailers! We’ll get to a few of them later but my favourite so far? My favourite so far, by far, on personal excitement and love to hateness has to be Aaron Sorkin’s The Newsroom. All you Aaron Sorkin junkies out there can relate By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 10:11 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Chloe’s green and purple The idea of this dress is great. On paper I’d be excited about a green patterned top with a peter pan collar accented with purple sleeves and a purple skirt. Something’s missing in the execution then. Is it the fit? Is it the length? The booties? Her hair? By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 09:38 am
Maple Leaf New week, more TK Taylor Kitsch was in Japan this weekend promoting both John Carter and Battleship. We went 4 for 5 last week on Taylor Kitsch photos and posts. Would it be too much to ask to be able to match it this week? Good start so far... As you can see, Alexander By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 03:59 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Snow White In Paris There’s a lot of dress happening here. I mean, get it. She’s in Paris, she’s promoting her big break, she is Snow White. But that’s still a lot of dress happening. So much for a girl so young. And I’m not sure she needs it. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 03:18 pm
Smutty Surgery No gloves for Granny We discussed it in reference to Madonna and SJP earlier this year. Click here and here for articles on Hand Shame. What happens when the hands don’t match the face? At the time I wondered about Hand Surgery. Apparently they do in fact offer it. It’s called Hand By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 03:12 pm
Girly Throw Downs Girl Sh-t & Factions I was happy to see Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield walking their first red carpet together on Saturday at the Kids’ Choice Awards. The two subsequently presented together as promotion for their upcoming Spider-Man. I was even happier to see Shannon Woodward show up with Katy Perry. Interestingly enough, Andrew By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 02:07 pm
Bad Style Country Girls & Country Bitches Now that her peers are publicly teasing her about her signature move - “Noooo...whaaaat...meeeee?” - does that mean Taylor Swift will stop doing it? I don’t hate Swifty. At all. And I like that she seemed to be in on it when she went up to collect By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 12:40 pm
Break Ups Slimed...but solid? Will Smith hosted the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. He was slimed with Justin Bieber. Then backstage, check him out with the Beckham kids... and is that Posh? Not wanting to show her face on camera? Will was at the event with his children, Willow and Jaden, and wife Jada. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 11:35 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: LeAnn is saggy in Stella This is celebrity hierarchy. And the lowest ones are those who wear it last. You'll note, this Stella McCartney has pretty much had its run from Gwyneth Paltrow to Nicole Kidman and practically right off the runway too. No doubt, neither of them had to pay for it. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 10:41 am
Dumbass Two gross bears just being gross Have you seen this photo? It was posted to Twitter by JLo’s backup dancer boyfriend Casper Smart with the following caption: Two little bears just watching the sunrise... Ew! Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’ By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 10:09 am
Dumbass Ashton Kutcher singer, Ashton Kutcher actor A smug Ashton Kutcher presented at the ACM Awards last night. He also dedicated the following to any woman who might be interested in having him cheat on her, eventually. LeAnn Rimes must be considering it. Ashton had reason to be up his own ass. Variety reported yesterday that he’ By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 09:33 am
Intro for April 2, 2012 Dear Gossips, I think I might be really into Blake Shelton. But not in a way that would piss off Miranda Lambert because that girl knows all about the girl sh-t and how to bring it, hard. But Blake manages to get his cuts in and still be considered “good-natured” By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 09:05 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Why can’t Fantine be like Bella? Sorry. Did you just choke? There wasn’t much to recommend about Twilight 4 except for when Kristen Stewart’s Bella is all emaciated and sickly because she’s carrying the baby made out of dead sperm. What is the consistency of vampire ejaculate? I bet you JK Rowling could By Lainey • Mar 30, 2012 02:02 pm
