Movie Reviews and Previews Why can’t Fantine be like Bella? Sorry. Did you just choke? There wasn’t much to recommend about Twilight 4 except for when Kristen Stewart’s Bella is all emaciated and sickly because she’s carrying the baby made out of dead sperm. What is the consistency of vampire ejaculate? I bet you JK Rowling could By Lainey • Mar 30, 2012 02:02 pm
Royals Hot Harry’s Family Friday Hot Harry along with his father, his stepmother, his aunts, uncles, and cousins attended a church service today to remember his great grandmother the Queen Mother. Really, really want to know what Princess Anne is lecturing him about. Harry is rather close with Beatrice and Eugenie. I’ve always wondered By Lainey • Mar 30, 2012 12:10 pm
Maple Leaf 4 out of 5 for Kitsch Taylor Kitsch photos were available 4 out of 5 days this week, a first for Taylor Kitsch. It’s easy of course since he’s currently in Europe promoting Battleship, stopping today in Spain with Brooklyn Decker and Peter Berg. Looks relaxed, doesn’t he? I like him so much By Lainey • Mar 30, 2012 11:04 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Ashley Greene’s leather skirt Is it the proportion that’s throwing me off? Something doesn’t seem quite right about the length of the skirt. Or maybe it’s not so much length but where it’s sitting on her waist. Is it taking up more space than the blouse? By Lainey • Mar 30, 2012 10:17 am
Maple Leaf Ryan says goodbye Oh stop. You wanted the rest of that sentence to be “to Eva Mendes”, didn’t you? Eva wasn’t around on Ryan’s final day on the set of Only God Forgives. Here he is saying goodbye to the crew in Thailand before heading home to, sorry, Eva who By Lainey • Mar 30, 2012 09:55 am
Scott Moir Intro for March 30, 2012 Dear Gossips, As mentioned yesterday, the only time I’ve turned on the TV this week is for figure skating. In figure staking, if they Twi-Hard for anyone, they Twi-Hard for Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir. But come ON, why can’t those two be in love for reals? Virtue By Lainey • Mar 30, 2012 09:37 am
Katherine Heigl Almost Romantic I thought I was really into these photos of Katherine Heigl having lunch with husband Josh Kelley yesterday. They’re cute, right? And there’s also something comforting about having someone who’s around to love you even if no one likes you. You could say it’s actually rather By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 05:00 pm
Harry Potter Plan your holiday Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley), Evanna Lynch (Luna Lovegood), Warwick Davis (Prof Flitwick), Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy), and director David Yates attended a photo call at Leavesden Studios today to open the Warner Bros Making of Harry Potter studio tour. Where’s NEVILLE????????????????????????? Leavesden is where they filmed. I’ve been By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 04:19 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Boyfriend Girlfriend Broadway Andrew Garfield is currently performing on Broadway in Death Of A Salesman. Emma Stone apparently met with Rob Marshall yesterday in New York and many are now speculating that she’s being considered for a role in Marshall’s film adaptation of Into The Woods. Oh, can you imagine the By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 02:40 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The B.I.C. goes to the doctor The B.I.C. went to the doctor with her mother and her grandmother yesterday. You can see some of her hair popping up. Are people grossed out when babies are born with a lot of hair? I was. So is that nasty or something? Also, as I’ve heard By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 01:24 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: January’s hat & dots Now that she’s not wearing her hand-me-down pants, she looks great. That’s a super cute sweater, right? Also pants that show ankles are everywhere. How do you feel about this? By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 12:50 pm
John Mayer Do you miss John Mayer? I don’t listen to his music so I don’t miss John Mayer...artistically. But I do miss his gossip. A lot. We were just talking about this in the Lily Allen article below. About going away. About being sick of yourself, and not being happy about how you’ By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 12:39 pm
Lindsay Lohan How are you Lily Allen? Was just thinking about her the other day. So many celebrities, they get married, pregnant, and have babies and you can't get away from them. Lily Allen, now Cooper, was the opposite. Lily wanted to go underground. And she meant it. I don't know what her By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 11:59 am
Maple Leaf You don’t hate it...yet See? Taylor Kitsch is getting properly papped now. Remember that the next time you want to sh-t on John Carter and before you sh-t on Battleship. Which is what he’s promoting right now. Check out TK last night in London returning to his hotel and not totally hating the By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 10:34 am
Amazingness OMG, be my boyfriend Can you tell? I LOVE Gangster Franco so f-cking much. And if I’m feeling this way, I can’t even imagine how hard Michael K over at Dlisted must be and how creatively he’ll describe the sensation. Am waiting impatiently for that post up on his site. In By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 10:11 am
Intro for March 29, 2012 Dear Gossips, Why isn’t Julia Roberts all over the place and in my face? Mirror Mirror opens tomorrow. While Lily Collins has been on the interview circuit here and there, I’ve not seen Julia at all. Have I missed her? Because I really try not to. Julia on By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 09:39 am
