Bad Style GG Worst Red: Reese Witherspoon I suppose she was trying for Jessica Rabbit: Reese Witherspoon with the bedhead and some curves. It may have worked better if the dress wasn’t so...poorly constructed. She’s drowning in it. Now I know I’m on automatic hate when it comes to taffeta and, as such, By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 12:51 pm
Media Manipulation GG Wannabe Blake: Lea Michele I’m not writing about her poseharding. You know it. You’ve seen it. You don’t need me to repeat it over and over again every time I post about Lea Michele. Let’s discuss instead the Marchesa. There’s been a LOT of Marchesa happening on the carpet By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 12:08 pm
Golden Globes 2012 GG Please F-ck Off: Paula Patton We rarely agree, Duana, Sarah, Sasha, and I on a liveblog. I thought it was impossible. I also thought it was impossible to prefer Lea Michele over anyone else. Taylor Swift took care of that for Les Miserables. And Paula Patton followed last night at the Globes. How f-cking annoying By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 12:02 pm
Hook Ups GG Most Boring: Mila Kunis I can’t believe it either. Sorry. And while I’d much rather she be boring, on a night where she was simply a presenter and no longer a nominee, I’ve never known Mila Kunis to bring such little excitement. Mila Kunis, ordinarily, is exciting even in sweats. But By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 11:42 am
Style GG Sequins & Feathers: Evan Rachel Wood There is a lot happening here. Ordinarily I’d think too much. (SO weird, I’m streaming an episode of Veronica Mars while writing this article and Alyson Hannigan just said the name Evan Rachel Wood. For real.) Anyway, between the sequins and all those feathers, it’s a lot By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 11:19 am
Style GG Best Black & Most Unprepared: Julianne Moore & Rob Lowe If you were following along with us during our liveblog, you would have read how mad I was at Julianne Moore. Like, MAD. And I NEVER get mad at Julianne Moore. I love her SO MUCH. And I loved her black dress. Now that’s how you change up the By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 10:52 am
Style GG Best Ensemble Dress: Emma Stone Emma Stone attended the Golden Globes because The Help was nominated for Best Picture. So...she wasn’t up for an individual award (like last year) but, being a pretty important name now, she was allowed to attend and to sit at a front table and enjoy the evening with By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 10:41 am
Girly Throw Downs GG Best Meangirls: Queen Latifah, Mary J Blige, and Elton John I would have wanted to sit at that table. Next to Latifah and Mary J. Especially during Madonna’s nauseating acceptance speech. Because did you see Latifah’s face? She was ...patronising. And she was holding back some serious sh-t. The video is below. And I’ve also screen-capped their By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 10:29 am
BFFs GG introductions: What did Leo think of Kate’s date? If there are photos in the morning, I will post them but right now as of this writing, I can’t find any of Kate Winslet posing with her boyfriend, Ned, ahem, Rocknroll. I guess that’s what this is now. He gets to come along. Here’s what I’ By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 10:20 am
Golden Globes 2012 GG Most Undervalued: Jessica Chastain & Michael Fassbender I love the beaded high collar of her dress. And the rest of it was... OK. Mostly though, I just wonder why such little fanfare. Jessica Chastain, of course, doesn’t go around hungrily begging for it - like the Jessicas Alba and Biel - but at the same time, By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 09:59 am
Bad Style GG Most Mis-dressed: Sarah Michelle Gellar Everyone on our liveblog loved the print on this dress. I just think sometimes the right dress gets the wrong wearer. Or the right wearer picks the wrong dress. You can decide which sentence works for you in this particular instance but whatever you choose, the point is, Sarah Michelle By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 09:38 am
Hook Ups GG Most Likely To F-ck: Elle Macpherson & Ashton Kutcher As I said, I would not be surprised if she was sitting on his face as soon as they got off stage. Oh I’m sorry, was that too crude for you? Who are we talking about here? Are we talking about Prince William? Or are we talking about Ashton By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 09:27 am
Bad Style GG Down Girl: Piper Perabo Pet owners will understand this... When you have to train the jumping up out of your dog? Our puppy Barney, just over a year, is being taught not to jump up. It’s not because he’s bad. It just means he’s overly excited. He can’t contain himself. By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 09:06 am
Golden Globes 2012 GG Most Surprising (in a good way): Heidi Klum I very rarely enjoy Heidi Klum on a red carpet. There’s usually too much going on. Tiers, feathers, straps, chains, too much going on. Which is why last night was such a refreshing surprise. It was a neutral dress in colour and shape. And then a splash of interesting By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 08:54 am
Golden Globes 2012 Best GG Smutty Tingle: Johnny Depp That’s how you start a show with big ratings - open with Johnny Depp, like you would a summer blockbuster. Does he always have to walk around with so many jingle jangles hanging off his clothes? I am, admittedly, currently in a Depp low right now, sure, but some By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 08:49 am
Golden Globes 2012 The Golden Globe Awards 2012 I don’t understand Ricky Gervais’s decision making. He took so much heat last year (and it was awesome) for givin’er on Hollywood and (some of) the hypocrites in that room. He was vindicated when they asked him back. I mean, that’s pretty much an invitation to By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 08:39 am
