Jessica Biel Justin & Jessica engaged? A tweet from an art gallery in Jackson, Wyoming yesterday read as follows: Word on the street is that Justin Timberlake proposed to Jessica Biel at the Amangani last night. The Amangani is a luxury resort in Wyoming. Several tabloids are now trying to confirm it. Her ultimate dream come By Lainey • Dec 20, 2011 02:50 pm
Lifestyle Katie-Gwyneth Sweater-off! You loved Gwyneth Paltrow’s Celine sweater. Click here to see Sasha’s suggestions for it. And how about Katie Holmes’s? My vote is with Gwyneth, but that might be because Katie’s pants are throwing me off. Terribly unflattering. By Lainey • Dec 20, 2011 02:03 pm
Top Reads Brange: Balkan groovin’ Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went to a party in LA the other night for the film 72 Days by Danilo Serbedzija. Here’s what Google Translate is telling me: When they are removed from the red carpet and paparazzi, the famous actor-loving couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are By Lainey • Dec 20, 2011 01:19 pm
Douchebags The Artist vs The Professor You’ve heard about this lawsuit, I’m sure. Click here for a more extensive explanation. In short, Dr Jose Angel Santana was an assistant arts professor at NYU. He failed James Franco for only attending 2 of his 14 lectures. Then the university fired him. He claims he was By Lainey • Dec 20, 2011 01:07 pm
Dumbass Aloof backpedalling The “aloof” one, Rooney Mara, is backpedalling on comments she made in Allure about her early work on Law & Order: SVU. Not surprisingly, Rooney says her words were taken out of context. And, of course, insists that SVU is the greatest and that her experience on it was the By Lainey • Dec 20, 2011 12:21 pm
Intro for December 20, 2011 Dear Gossips, There’s an awesome annual Christmas tradition that goes down at my friend Lorella’s. A very important title is at stake: Best Gingerbread House. It’s a live competition - the gingerbread houses are created at the same time in the same place over the course of By Lainey • Dec 20, 2011 11:32 am
Royals Royal Black Velvet I was ridiculously happy to see these photos released. Like, in a way that suggests I may have a problem. It’s just… I mean they’re three of my favourite subjects. And here they are, together, all of them, at a ball. Come on! It’s Christmas! Check out By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 05:18 pm
Girly Throw Downs Please let there be a pap-off Katie Holmes may be younger than Nicole Kidman, and I was about to write “infinitely more expressive” seeing as Katie hasn’t turned her face into a tundra, but then I realised, even though Katie hasn’t frozen her forehead, there is, like her predecessor, really not all that much By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 04:29 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Get out of the way You build for the summer at Christmas. Which is why the studios have been rolling out trailers for all their summer blockbusters. Today, the big one arrived: The Dark Knight Rises. I don’t think Michael Caine could have delivered that line with any more emotion. Right off the top By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 01:58 pm
Dumbass Holiday slumming…at the jewellery store Like I said in today’s open: Beyonce is not Jennifer Lopez. Beyonce knows. Beyonce respects her own stature. And Jay-Z his. What is the point of getting to be B and J only to run around with a back-up dancer? So here’s JLo with Casper Smart this weekend By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 01:52 pm
Amazingness Let it snow…for Mimi! Mimi says Happy Christmas with a new video! This is what I’m saying about this time of year. Mimi delights me in February. But she really, REALLY delights me in December. Is this her LA house? OMG. We open on a huge photograph of what appears to be Mimi By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 01:09 pm
Maple Leaf Buble and a strong SNL It was the strongest Saturday Night Live this season with Jimmy Fallon hosting. Tina! Amy! Tracy’s signature Christmas move! And the ice skating at the end. WILL ARNETT WAS THERE! So much happiness! My favourite sketch was Beethoven, although it may have been a minute too long. And how By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 12:49 pm
Bad Style Robo’s Birthday Jumpsuit I say this every year - Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt share a birthday. One of the many reasons why western astrology, to me anyway, lacks credibility. Katie spent her birthday with Little and Littler Sci in New York in a birthday jumpsuit. On Charlize Theron, or Rihanna? Totally? The By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 12:31 pm
Royals Prison Bride’s Chistmas present This is Monaco’s Prince Albert participating in the traditional Christmas bath yesterday in, I guess?, royal swimwear? And a blue bathrobe. Just in case you were wondering what Charlene of Serenity goes to bed with every night. Speaking of Her Highness of Prison, she was allowed to go to By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 11:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Extensions for dad It was Brad Pitt’s birthday yesterday. He’s 48 now. How did he celebrate? Well on Saturday he and the Jolie took all 6 of their kids to the Cirque du Soleil Michael Jackson show in Vegas. As you can see, for her dad’s birthday, Miss Zahara got By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 10:41 am
Intro for December 19, 2011 Dear Gossips, I came home last night totally jacked from Watch The Throne, the final stop on the tour. And then I turned on the series 3 finale for Misfits and it f-cked me up. Let me give you a day or two to see it, especially for those of By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 10:20 am
