Douchebags Is this what you’re staying for? You’ve heard about this mess at Penn State? Click here for the long well, researched version. Click here for the celebrity reading level edition specifically as it relates to Ashton Kutcher. In short, he tweeted support for a man who has been fired for his suspected involvement in the By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 12:52 pm
Girly Throw Downs Uh, yeah Daniel Craig was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly in the summer for Cowboys & Aliens and his pants action was piss poor. Click here for a refresher. This time it’s for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. MUCH better. As we build towards the film’s release, we By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 12:19 pm
Lifestyle Carpet & Candids: LeAnn Rimes and a dinosaur tail I suppose this is where you’d find a dress so busy – at the Country Music Association Awards. It’s really too busy to belong in the spirit of good taste. I don’t know about those doily folds around the breast area, or the f-cking apron around her waist, By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 12:08 pm
Taylor Swift Taylor Swift got married No, actually she didn’t. But if this isn’t a wedding gown... And I don’t hate it at all. I just wish it could have been styled differently. Like going back to what I said in the Carrie Underwood post, I don’t understand why we can’t By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 11:46 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Faith Hill’s big hair, white dress I’ve heard from a few of you who aren’t feeling Faith Hill’s big teased up hair at the CMA Awards last night. Um, I’m kinda into it. What’s wrong with me? You know, I think it’s from years of being burned by Faith on By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 11:38 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They didn’t stay long The Brange and all the children left Tokyo today. Here they are, trudging through the airport with their various sleep aids and toys and pillows after Brad and Angelina worked the sales pitch for Moneyball. All in all like 48 hours. I know it feels like a long way to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 11:13 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Reese Witherspoon CMA lazy? Better this than jacking up the Try when you’re only a presenter, I get it. But the sateen towel Reese Witherspoon chose looks like it could be from Express. I mean, I love Express but I wouldn’t wear Express up on stage at the Country Music Association Awards By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:42 am
Dumbass Was rancid, now size 4/6 Mimi had her all spotlight Jenny presentation yesterday during which she went on and on, some more, about all the baby weight she lost and how disgusting she felt when she was pregnant. Yes, disgusting. Or, as she puts it... Rancid. So rancid she didn’t want her husband to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:14 am
Intro for November 10, 2011 Dear Gossips, As expected, most of your mail yesterday was about Mimi’s 30 pound weight loss resulting in her size 4/6 as IF body. Mimi being Mimi, there’s so much more. Curiously, very few of you were yelling at me about Sienna Miller as an option for By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:06 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Third Lip & Giant Head at the CMA Awards I was all hard with anticipation with how great Granny Freeze would look last nightat the CMA Awards since she did such a good job the night before in a Stella McCartney. Cocktease. And ... deflation. Her Jean Paul Gaultier was dramatic in print but the cut... wasn’t entirely imaginative. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 09:44 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch almost 40% at the CMA Awards By my count, through the photo agency, so that may not be accurate if there was an outfit change that they didn’t photograph, Carrie Underwood changed 7 times for a total of 8 looks while hosting the CMA Awards. I didn’t hate, like, maybe 3 of them. So By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 09:29 am
Selena Gomez Les Jeunes de Paris I loved this sketch on Saturday Night Live with Emma Stone. Which, really, has nothing to do with Justin Bieber except that he’s actually in Paris with Selena Gomez and how many 17 year old boys get to take their girlfriends to Paris? And what are the long-term effects By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 04:45 pm
Dumbass GOOP: backdoor and makeup I thought about saving these pictures for tomorrow when there’s a new GOOP but she took the entire summer off posting so you never know when it’ll be an off week with her site and then I’ll have wasted a photo opportunity. So here’s Gwyneth Paltrow By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 04:00 pm
Gorgessity Oh, you too? Sienna Miller was in LA last night for the International Medical Corps Annual Awards in Beverly Hills. She wore her hair the way Reese Witherspoon did the other night - click here for a refresher. Since the Princess Grace biopic has been a topic of discussion, said to be coveted By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 03:15 pm
Madonna “I thought it was her daughter” Is what Jacek said when I told him this was a new Madonna song. I thought that was an appropriate title to this article. It’s apparently a demo from her forthcoming new album. The song is called Give Me All Your Love. Billboard has been streaming it for an By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 01:26 pm
Amazingness She was lowered!!!!! Thanks to Marissa P for sending me the video of my Mimi on Rosie yesterday talking about the 30 pounds of bullsh-t she’s dropping on us for Jenny Craig so that she’s now a size 4/6. As you can see from the clip, being substantially lighter hasn’ By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 01:02 pm
