Quiveration Henry Cavill is warm I have a really, really dumb question. Usually I reserve my dumb biology and physiology questions to my friend Fiona because she literally knows everything about science - like even tree species - and doesn’t judge but Fiona is the worst when it comes to text message and technology By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 12:55 pm
Gorgessity Co-black Oh look! Two days in a row we get to go back to back with Brange and Jennifer Aniston! Coincidence or conspiracy? Here’s Jen in New York with her constant Justin Theroux shopping for furniture, or something. Does he have to arch his eyebrows all the time??? Said with By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 11:58 am
Brad Pitt Co-Skinny The fans lost their sh-t today in Tokyo as Brad Pitt arrived, with the Jolie, for the Japanese premiere of Moneyball. Apparently it was a “surprise” that she came with him. Really??? For who??? No matter. Brad was very gracious about including junior baseball players from parts of the country By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 11:28 am
Bad Style Your dress is too small...again Blake Lively makes a big ass deal about the fact that she dresses herself. At least she claims to. She says it like the track record is worth taking credit for. And one of the consequences of her dressing herself? Blake often wears clothes that are toooooooooooo small. Remember the By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 10:46 am
Amazingness 30 pounds of As IF Mimi is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig! And there’s been an unveiling! As you can imagine, I have watched the unveiling, like, at least a dozen times. I’ve also, for your viewing pleasure, screen capped many of the best parts. Of her body. That are obscured and By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:38 am
Style Nicole the night before If this is what Nicole Kidman chose for the night before the CMA Awards, well I can’t wait to see what happens tonight for the event proper because her Stella McCartney for the BMI Country Awards Tuesday evening in Nashville would have worked for a main event. She is By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:29 am
Intro for November 9, 2011 Dear Gossips, Do you miss 1989? Dwyane C was my boyfriend in 1989. Like, my first super, super intense love. Dwyane C and I we used to listen to a lot of music together. And before Now That We Found Love there was Somebody For Me which, to me, is By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:17 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood’s CMA preview The CMA Awards go tonight in Nashville. Carrie Underwood is co-hosting. Which means at least 5 outfit changes and, therefore, 5 opportunities to stab your eyes out after seeing the incomprehensible sh-tness of her style choices. She gave us a preview last night at the BMI Country Awards where she By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:12 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Um...look at Wonder Woman Lynda Carter showed up at a video game launch last night in Hollywood. Apparently she’s, like, big in video games now because she voices some really popular ones (please don’t ask me to become an expert on this) and she’s married to a dude who runs a By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:06 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Judy Greer’s fringe I really, really love Judy Greer. And she’s so underused, although some people would say “under-utilised” which...gross. I will never give up my war on the word “utilise”. Anyway, Judy’s on the cover of Michigan Avenue Magazine’s November issue and there was a party celebrating her By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 08:55 am
Maple Leaf My bangs say I’m sorry Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber went to England together after the MTV EMAs the other night so he could turn on the Christmas lights at the Westfield Shopping Centre yesterday. Before that though, they were photographed touring a football facility where JB appeared to be trying to cheer up a By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 05:00 pm
Douchebags Are you tiring of Johnny Depp? A lot of people seem pissy at Johnny lately for the sh-t he’s been talking about...well...everything. This week it’s an interview with The Guardian which isn’t actually a bad interview in that he’s honest with his answers and with his flaws, almost disturbingly so By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 03:56 pm
B-tch please JLo: Glamour Woman of the Year She was there last night to receive her honour. And she’s on the current cover of the magazine being interviewed by Jane Fonda. Have you read the article yet? You may have read excerpts, but the full piece, it’s amazing. Both are 3 times divorced. Both are... really, By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 03:35 pm
Quiveration Fassbender, McGregor, and McHale! Well that got your attention, didn’t it? I don’t know why Joel McHale was moderating the Haywire Q&A after the secret screening of the movie at AFI Fest the other night. Like, he’s the star of his own hit cult comedy... But if you are By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 01:28 pm
BFFs Jen and her boyfriend and her new best friend It is always, always a good day in gossip when you can post Brange and Aniston articles back to back. Internet traffic is going up everywhere. Trust. So Chelsea Handler was honoured last night at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards. She’s been on a steady ascent since By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 12:34 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Everyone grab a hand That has to be the Brange Family Rule, right? You must be holding the hand of at least one other family member. Oh wait. Except for Maddox. Maddox is 10 now. He carries his own bag. And is apparently into elf hair. Maddox just needs to stay in the middle By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 11:49 am
