Famewhores Is it the baking? I keep reading these little items, cleverly tucked into a magazine or a blog post here and there, about how comfortable Blake Lively is in the kitchen. About how she cooks and bakes, this hot leggy blonde cheerleader surfer girl, naked under an apron, who can sauce and soufflé as By Lainey • Dec 16, 2011 11:38 am
Intro for December 16, 2011 Dear Gossips, There’s a show I’m obsessed with. And I was obsessed with it last year too. Did you watch 24/7 Flyers-Rangers: Road To The Winter Classic on HBO the other night? If you just rolled your eyes all like, ugh, who cares about a show By Lainey • Dec 16, 2011 10:53 am
Hook Ups Worst of 2011: Gross Rebounds Happened way too often this year: single women emerging after serious relationships only to rebound into the arms of gross dudes. Like, over and over and over again. Elizabeth Hurley & that vile Shane Warne - why are his lips always gooey? I admire those of you who tend to look By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 05:44 pm
Smutty Surgery So that’s why your face was so puffy! Remember earlier this year, while she was promoting Just Go With It and her new fragrance, I kept going on about a slight puffiness that had taken over Jennifer Aniston’s face? For a while there I was obsessed. Here’s an article from March 11 for a refresher. I’ By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 05:02 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sandra Bullock’s grey coat She’s doing publicity for Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close in New York. Here she is this morning heading to an interview. You like her coat? I ...can’t decide. Love the colour, the material looks warm and expensive, but there’s something about it that reminds me of a By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 04:20 pm
Amazingness Best of 2011: Mrs Wahlberg’s bitchface One day, 40 years from now, when Jessi Cruickshank looks back at what will no doubt be an award-winning career, I still feel like this will make her highlight reel. Jessi is the LA correspondent for etalk, was the host of MTV’s The Aftershow, my colleague and friend. By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 03:16 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom’s big pressure week Tom Cruise is back in New York, seen here today with Katie Holmes and Little Sci, pushing through some last minute photo opportunities before Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (God that colon is so f-cking annoying) opens (in limited) tomorrow. See how skilled his security is? They do a great By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 01:15 pm
Royals Hot Harry Island-Hopping Her Majesty’s Diamond Jubilee is next year and she plans to spend it at home, visiting her people across the kingdom, sending out her royals in her stead to represent her in the lands of the commonwealth. (I wanted that to sound like it came off a scroll. Did By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 12:23 pm
Lifestyle Sateen is Sh-t: Katy Perry edition How many times do I have to keep saying it? Why do people keep making it? What is motivating stylists to recommend it? Look at Katy Perry. Katy Perry has a sick little body. But Katy Perry in sateen? Check the seam down the side? You can iron that sh- By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 12:08 pm
Dumbass “Aloof” has a nomination Click here if you missed yesterday’s article about why the self-described “aloof” Rooney Mara is so f-cking annoying. You know what that says about a person? The person who calls herself “aloof”? The person who calls herself “aloof” spends a lot of time contemplating her own perceived By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 11:29 am
Brad Pitt The Guest List is all that matters This should be the motto of the Golden Globes. And if you’re here for the Gossip, that certainly works in your favour. Big ups to Kristen Wiig. Love that Bridesmaids was recognised instead of The Hangover. Love that Wiig was included among Best Actresses Comedy although, um, you can By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 10:51 am
Intro for December 15, 2011 Dear Gossips, Well, there was no glaring “The Tourist” moment when the Golden Globe nominations were announced this morning. But that doesn’t mean the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, like I said yesterday, didn’t prioritise the Brange. I wonder if that’s tops the agenda of their selection committee: By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 10:23 am
Clint Eastwood Nepotism Reality TV - where are you Daniel Craig? Francesca Eastwood is the daughter of Clint Eastwood and his ex-wife Frances Fisher. She is 18. She wants to be an actress. Oh the times. Oh our times. Clint Eastwood can’t get his daughter an acting gig... but he can get her a reality tv show. And so By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 06:35 pm
Best and Worst of 2011 Best of 2011: Hot Harry cuddles the dog Hot Harry is so hot to me that sometimes, when he’s being extra hot, like over and above his standard hot, I let out a gross pervy groan. I am not proud of this. But it is true. And it’s what I just did when reviewing these photos By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 06:27 pm
Best and Worst of 2011 Best of 2011: Tall Is Not Cute One of the articles that elicited the most response all year - Duana’s piece, inspired by Blake Lively, on how Tall Is Not Cute. We heard from A LOT of tall girls that week. An overwhelming majority fist pumping in agreement. If you missed it, I’ve reprinted it below. By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 05:25 pm
Best and Worst of 2011 Worst of 2011: Melissa Leo’s Oscar ads I interviewed Melissa Leo like 2 hours after she was nominated for Best Supporting Actress Oscar. She was really, really lovely. We were at Sundance. She said she was on her way that afternoon back to LA to start getting styled. And then a couple of weeks later her Oscar By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 05:15 pm
