Royals Prison Bride, Dork Prince, and Giant Santa You know when someone super nerdy stands next to something super nerdy the nerdy-ness of the two combined more than doubles? This is why Comic-Con is so awesome. When thousands of them are nerd herding there together, their individual nerd components bump together and, like heating matter in By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 04:36 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Great dress, Wrong Boots Leelee Sobieski freaks me out. She doesn’t age! And not in a “she’s aging really well” way, but in a straight up NO AGING way. Also, how is she only 29 years old? I feel like Leelee Sobieski has been around forever. What was that movie she did By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 04:24 pm
Blind Riddles Cash Only SO easy. Who was paid $15,000 in cash this week in exchange for frolicking around in her bikini on the beach? That’s a lot of cash money for you and me, true. But for them? It’s change. It’s really, really not much. In that world, it’ By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 03:58 pm
Girly Throw Downs HAS HE RUINED EVERYTHING??? Sarah just messaged me about this video... It’s the best sh-t EVER. Family sh-t! What’s the most, most, MOST important thing in Jessica Biel’s life? What is her top priority? Easy. To remain Justin Timberlake’s bonafide. It’s what matters. The only. So much By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 03:21 pm
John Leguizamo Make your move Glenn Close was surrounded by a rather eclectic group last night at a screening in New York for Albert Nobbs that included John Leguizamo and Sinead O’Connor along with Close’s Albert Nobbs co-star Mia Wasikowska. Also in New York, Meryl Streep with her husband Don Gummer at By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 02:20 pm
Brad Pitt The Silver Fox is a fangirl How awesome is this picture of Anderson Cooper straight up fangirling for the Jolie on his show? The interview airs on Monday and, so far, at least from the excerpts they’re released, it’s more of the same Angelina saving the world, loving her kids, not reading the tabloids, By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 01:54 pm
Game of Thrones Sons, Boardwalks, and Games Many of you have written for my thoughts on the season finale of Boardwalk Empire... If you’ve not yet seen the season 2 finale of Boardwalk Empire, you should stop reading now or risk a major, MAJOR spoiler. If you’ve not yet season the season 4 finale of By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 01:18 pm
Sit DOWN Sit DOWN Rooney Mara I read a quote from Rooney Mara today on Celebitchy from her interview with Allure and I thought to myself - you cannot possibly be this annoying already. So I went the Allure article to see for myself and, indeed, she really is that annoying already. Mara is the US Lisbeth By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 12:26 pm
Quiveration Please look like this for Awards Season The first stills from Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby were released yesterday featuring a really, REALLY hot Leonardo DiCaprio as Jay Gatsby holding on to Carey Mulligan’s Daisy. Like, really hot. Like, SO HOT. Like, maybe the hottest photo taken of him in many, many years. (I know By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 11:52 am
Bad Style Oscar Shaping: SAG nominations & Leo > Fassy Here are the 5 actors nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award: George Clooney, The Descendants Demian Bichir, A Better Life Leonardo DiCaprio, J. Edgar Jean Dujardin, The Artist Brad Pitt, Moneyball Missing? Michael Fassbender. Leonardo DiCaprio, who’d been losing so much momentum, who barely factored in any of By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 11:17 am
Intro for December 14, 2011 Dear Gossips, Today it was the SAGs. Tomorrow it’s the Golden Globes. The Globes don’t mean much, no. But they will tell us who’ll be getting drunk on live television. As for what happened at the Screen Actors Guild Award nominations... The Help happened, that’s what. By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 10:37 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Anne Hathaway’s lezzie boots I used to live in my lezzie boots. They may have been the best boots I’ve ever had in my whole life. Then we brought home our puppy Barney and 6 months ago he destroyed them. I have been looking, incessantly, for a replacement, but I’m still mourning By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 07:16 pm
Bad Style Worst of 2011: Cowgirl Heigl Remember this? No? Well them I’m sorry for reminding you. Because as I said that the time, some things you can’t UNsee. And this is an outfit you want to unsee. You can always count on Katherine Heigl to put on some f-cked up sh-t but By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 06:52 pm
Harry Potter Best of 2011: Alan Rickman’s letter As it appeared in EMPIRE: I have just returned from the dubbing studio where I spoke into a microphone as Severus Snape for absolutely the last time. On the screen were some flashback shots of Daniel, Emma, and Rupert from ten years ago. They were 12. I have also recently By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 06:39 pm
Amazingness Without Irony I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 04:41 pm
Squawking Chicken Scarjo’s rough patch My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, as you know if you’ve been reading my blog long enough, is all about feng shui and energy and protecting yourself against the bad sh-t. One time we looked at house on the market that turned out to be “dirty”, and for By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 04:00 pm
