Selena Gomez Les Jeunes de Paris I loved this sketch on Saturday Night Live with Emma Stone. Which, really, has nothing to do with Justin Bieber except that he’s actually in Paris with Selena Gomez and how many 17 year old boys get to take their girlfriends to Paris? And what are the long-term By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 04:45 pm
Dumbass GOOP: backdoor and makeup I thought about saving these pictures for tomorrow when there’s a new GOOP but she took the entire summer off posting so you never know when it’ll be an off week with her site and then I’ll have wasted a photo opportunity. So here’s Gwyneth Paltrow By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 04:00 pm
Gorgessity Oh, you too? Sienna Miller was in LA last night for the International Medical Corps Annual Awards in Beverly Hills. She wore her hair the way Reese Witherspoon did the other night - click here for a refresher. Since the Princess Grace biopic has been a topic of discussion, said to be coveted by By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 03:15 pm
Madonna “I thought it was her daughter” Is what Jacek said when I told him this was a new Madonna song. I thought that was an appropriate title to this article. It’s apparently a demo from her forthcoming new album. The song is called Give Me All Your Love. Billboard has been streaming it for an By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 01:26 pm
Amazingness She was lowered!!!!! Thanks to Marissa P for sending me the video of my Mimi on Rosie yesterday talking about the 30 pounds of bullsh-t she’s dropping on us for Jenny Craig so that she’s now a size 4/6. As you can see from the clip, being substantially lighter By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 01:02 pm
Quiveration Henry Cavill is warm I have a really, really dumb question. Usually I reserve my dumb biology and physiology questions to my friend Fiona because she literally knows everything about science - like even tree species - and doesn’t judge but Fiona is the worst when it comes to text message and technology so I By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 12:55 pm
Gorgessity Co-black Oh look! Two days in a row we get to go back to back with Brange and Jennifer Aniston! Coincidence or conspiracy? Here’s Jen in New York with her constant Justin Theroux shopping for furniture, or something. Does he have to arch his eyebrows all the time??? Said with By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 11:58 am
Brad Pitt Co-Skinny The fans lost their sh-t today in Tokyo as Brad Pitt arrived, with the Jolie, for the Japanese premiere of Moneyball. Apparently it was a “surprise” that she came with him. Really??? For who??? No matter. Brad was very gracious about including junior baseball players from parts of the By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 11:28 am
Bad Style Your dress is too small...again Blake Lively makes a big ass deal about the fact that she dresses herself. At least she claims to. She says it like the track record is worth taking credit for. And one of the consequences of her dressing herself? Blake often wears clothes that are toooooooooooo small. Remember the By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 10:46 am
Amazingness 30 pounds of As IF Mimi is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig! And there’s been an unveiling! As you can imagine, I have watched the unveiling, like, at least a dozen times. I’ve also, for your viewing pleasure, screen capped many of the best parts. Of her body. That are obscured and By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:38 am
Style Nicole the night before If this is what Nicole Kidman chose for the night before the CMA Awards, well I can’t wait to see what happens tonight for the event proper because her Stella McCartney for the BMI Country Awards Tuesday evening in Nashville would have worked for a main event. She is By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:29 am
Intro for November 9, 2011 Dear Gossips, Do you miss 1989? Dwyane C was my boyfriend in 1989. Like, my first super, super intense love. Dwyane C and I we used to listen to a lot of music together. And before Now That We Found Love there was Somebody For Me which, to me, is By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:17 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood’s CMA preview The CMA Awards go tonight in Nashville. Carrie Underwood is co-hosting. Which means at least 5 outfit changes and, therefore, 5 opportunities to stab your eyes out after seeing the incomprehensible sh-tness of her style choices. She gave us a preview last night at the BMI Country Awards By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:12 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Um...look at Wonder Woman Lynda Carter showed up at a video game launch last night in Hollywood. Apparently she’s, like, big in video games now because she voices some really popular ones (please don’t ask me to become an expert on this) and she’s married to a dude who runs a By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:06 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Judy Greer’s fringe I really, really love Judy Greer. And she’s so underused, although some people would say “under-utilised” which...gross. I will never give up my war on the word “utilise”. Anyway, Judy’s on the cover of Michigan Avenue Magazine’s November issue and there was a party celebrating By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 08:55 am
Maple Leaf My bangs say I’m sorry Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber went to England together after the MTV EMAs the other night so he could turn on the Christmas lights at the Westfield Shopping Centre yesterday. Before that though, they were photographed touring a football facility where JB appeared to be trying to cheer up a By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 05:00 pm
