Girlcrushes Best SAG Body: Sofia Vergara I’m actually not sure how a body like hers is mathematically possible. Between the size of her breasts and the smallness of her waist, it’s a goddamn mindf-ck. No complaint here. Especially not when she starts talking. I can’t find the video online yet. But she By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 03:27 am
Style SAG Old Navy: Hailee Steinfeld I thought she was 16. She’s not 16. Not even close. She’s 14. As in she JUST TURNED 14 a month ago. Like she still has an entire year of being 14 ahead of her. Good for her for finding a dress that actually looks like she has By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 03:11 am
Amazingness SAG Determined: Paz de la Huerta If you’re not familiar with my Paz de la Huerta obsession, you must have missed this article from December. Or maybe you don’t watch Boardwalk Empire? She’s made moaning an art on Boardwalk Empire. And she practically moaned up on stage last night during Boardwalk Empire’s By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 02:59 am
Style SAG Hernia: Lea Michele I’ve had hernias on the mind for days, when Charlie Sheen apparently busted one last week after an allnighter with a briefcase full of cocaine. Last night, while Lea Michele was over-working it on the carpet, I thought she was going to bust one too. The concentration on By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 02:38 am
Bad Style SAG Just Miss: Jennifer Lawrence What an eyesore. And I don’t just mean the colour. It’s the colour and the details. The black details. That black belt. And those black shoes, made clunkier by contrast… it was all a little amateur. Which, frankly, I find rather endearing. She is the middle class girl By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 02:16 am
Amazingness SAG Jinx: Justin Timberlake Click here for a refresher on what I wrote last week. When JT doesn’t show up, The Social Network cleans up. When he does show up, like at the Producers Guild, TSN gets no love. Justin attended the SAGs last night. Guess what happened? The Social Network was trumped By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 02:07 am
Hook Ups SAG Black Swans: Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis Natalie Portman did nothing annoying last night. Ok maybe her clapping. But even I can concede that that’s really, really stretching. She looked lovely, her womb did not inform her acceptance speech, and I have to say I quite enjoyed the attitude she was throwing at Giuliana Rancic during By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 01:47 am
Bad Style Worst SAG Headband: Kate Mara Also known as the sister of Lisbeth Salander, Rooney Mara. Kate is dating Max Minghella who starred with Rooney in The Social Network. They also, Kate and Max, worked together on an upcoming film called Ten Year. Kate is so periphery I normally wouldn’t include her in this kind By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 01:32 am
Hook Ups Worst SAG Breasts: Naya Rivera One of the Glee nominated clips they used during the telecast was Jane Lynch’s Sue Sylvester telling Naya Rivera’s Santana that she wasn’t down with “plastics”. Too bad they didn’t cut to Naya’s face right after. It’s particularly egregious on someone so young and By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 01:20 am
SAG Awards 2011 Screen Actors Guild Awards 2011 Something really bothers me when I hear it, no matter who it is who says it, even actors I love. I hate whey they say “my cast”. And “my crew”. Like, who the f-ck are you? Is it so hard to make reference to “our cast”, “our crew”? Maybe By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 01:05 am
Hugh Grant Tender loving Hugh Grant??? Pity this woman. She fell into that trap. This is Hugh yesterday in London leaving a tapas bar after spending two and a half hours with this lovely lady. He seems tender with her, non? Touching her head, holding out his arm to her…and in his hand a By Lainey • Jan 28, 2011 07:36 am
Quiveration Charlie Hunnam doesn’t photograph well Stop yelling at me over email and Twitter. I’ve finally gotten around to writing this. Sorry it took a few days. So if you don’t watch Sons of Anarchy and you didn’t watch Undeclared, you’re skeptical right now, I get it. Charlie Hunnam isn’t one By Lainey • Jan 28, 2011 07:18 am
Girly Throw Downs Dividing Paris You can choose to believe that celebrities are civilised people, that they don’t draw lines in the sand and/or speak/fight through intermediaries. Sure. If that’s the case you also must not believe that celebrities lie. And you probably do believe that they have healthy self-esteem. By Lainey • Jan 28, 2011 06:29 am
Gossip Girl Rainbow rubber boots Red, bright blue, and silver grey were all represented yesterday on the set of Gossip Girl as Hunter must have sent over every available colour, provided to cast members walking to and from their trailers around slushy, cold New York. As you can see, Ed Westwick chose red. It matches By Lainey • Jan 28, 2011 04:07 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Shirtless sipping water I Am Number Four opens in 3 weeks. Dreamworks is slowly cranking up the buzz for it. Click here if you missed my review. And as noted then, I think the movie will be better than the book. Because it was always supposed to be a movie, a giant James By Lainey • Jan 28, 2011 03:17 am
Oscars 2011 Oscar Thigh Thickness Have you seen the new Oscar promo with Anne Hathaway and James Franco? I rather like it. A lot. I like their expressions at the beginning when they bump fists, especially his, like all Jersey Shore grease roid douche and sh-t. The sweatbands around the wrists are killing me. By Lainey • Jan 28, 2011 02:46 am
