Madonna Madonna, Sean, and Elvis I always wished Madonna’s birthday was not on August 16. Because August 16 is when Elvis died. It seemed like bad luck to me. I’ve mentioned my Elvis obsession when I was younger, right? One of the details that always upset me was how heavy his coffin was. By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 07:13 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Script security = bad movies Written by Sarah Look, I get it. Stuff leaks on the internet all the time. It’s a real problem for Hollywood. How do you build hype for a project when anyone can sign onto IMDB and download a copy of the script? Technology provides an ease of access never By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 06:35 am
Dumbass Angelina Jolie/Marilyn Monroe Elizabeth Taylor does not want anyone playing her in a movie about her life in Furious Love despite all those dumbass rumours that the Jolie would be taking on the role. But what about Marilyn Monroe? Andrew O’Hagan wrote a book about Marilyn’s dog Maf, The Life And By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 04:49 am
Mark Wahlberg Does he bring his own clubs? I played two rounds back to back this weekend. Jacek played three rounds, and 36 consecutive holes yesterday. Am currently golf obsessed. It becomes more addictive when you start putting shots together. 97 is my new PB after breaking my old record on Saturday and I’m now totally jacked By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 04:16 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Basketball flats & bulldogs Yes, Victoria Beckham is wearing flipflops. Evidently she won’t take her kids to play basketball with stilettos on. So there’s one activity. Speaking of flipflops, I’m giving them away – click here for more details if you missed today’s open. Posh is also working on a ponytail. By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 03:52 am
Quiveration Nostalgic 90s Jakey in that trench coat all forlorn and adorable standing in the hospital? Please. I have to work very, very hard not to watch this trailer over and over again. So far this morning it’s already been 3 times. This weekend, because of golf, only 4 times, but the By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 02:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Manslinger’s travelling men Kate Hudson was photographed going through Heathrow today with son Ryder and her latest piece Matt Bellamy. Manslinger and Matt have been virtually inseparable for weeks, now their togetherness is being extended as Matt heads back on tour with Muse this weekend. This Bellamy fellow, he has a steezy little By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 09:03 am
Quiveration The benefits of the Robsten Or however you say it. Kristen Stewart is currently filming On the Road in Montreal. Robert Pattinson is now in Montreal to visit her. As such, paps are flocking to Quebec for the Money Shot of them spooning on a bed of violets. They haven’t found a field magical By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 06:33 am
Parent Pimps I want to be the producer Matt Lauer tried his best. But The Today Show is too dignified a program for someone like Dina Lohan. He pressed, she lied, and she deflected - the judge is to blame, the judge got fired, the paps suck, the tabloids are wrong, the judge, the judge, the judge. The judge By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 06:09 am
Amazingness Karl’s summertime amazingness Every year Karl Lagerfeld summers in St Tropez. Even artistic geniuses need some downtime. But his muse is never far away. Because the artistic genius never takes a break. So here he is, the Karl with Baptiste, going for a stroll on the boulevard, and then, oh just a little By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 03:54 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried – back to the studio! That phrase to me has always been about Bridget Jones. Remember the Lewisham fire station? It’s not the ass shot that kills me, it’s always her recovery, when she thanks the fire chief, commends him on his “excellent fire station”, and then points to the camera: Back to By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 03:41 am
Maple Leaf Rachel & Owen? Have been receiving emails about this and on Twitter about a report today that Rachel McAdams and Owen Wilson, in Paris working on Midnight in Paris with Woody Allen, are now hooking up. The origin of the story is the UK Sun. Do we still have to talk about this? By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 10:28 am
Parent Pimps Be glib if you want to... But don’t forget to be tough. He has to be tough. So TMZ reports that Dina Lohan, who can’t stay off camera, will be on The Today Show tomorrow morning for an interview with Matt Lauer to discuss, obviously, Lindsay’s time in jail and how she’s By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 08:45 am
Amazingness Drama has great timing Whenever she was in a spot of trouble, when things weren’t going her away, Elizabeth Taylor had the uncanny ability to summon an illness. And this was no fake cancer bullsh-t, oh no. Elizabeth’s ailments were always legitimate and often life threatening. She would conjure the health By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 06:29 am
Clown Who are your friends? Yeah yeah, Mischa Barton may or may not be smoking joint in St Tropez on a yacht. This is not fresh. And, obviously, in these circles, with this lifestyle, there is no friendship, no loyalty, no trust. Which explains how these photos came to be. Because these are not pap By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 06:13 am
Girly Throw Downs This is a throwdown A showdown Hell no I can’t slow down It’s gonna go Down Were you down with Let Your Backbone Slide outside of Canada? It’s our favourite – a throwdown is brewing. And this time it’s not about reality show skanks but two starry adversaries pitted against each By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 05:36 am
