Gorgessity Fresh-faced B Have you seen the video for Beyonce’s Why Don’t You Love Me? Meh. The conversation last week focused on whether or not B was biting Gaga. The focus of my conversation is why the song sucks. Because if the song was better, the video would be a lot By Lainey • May 10, 2010 05:40 am
Cheating Loins Russian Polish Drama I wrote about the Russian drama a few weeks ago – click here for a refresher. Now the Russian drama has taken on a Polish twist. See? That Oksana doesn’t play. She promised some good smut and (for her) a payday at the end of it. Looks like she’s By Lainey • May 10, 2010 04:33 am
Quiveration Jakey was perfect In London yesterday for the big splash premiere of Prince of Persia, Jake Gyllenhaal was at his best – no pants issues, so handsome, loose and relaxed, the most winning smile, and the 15 year old in me totally wants to be his girlfriend at the sight of these shots of By Lainey • May 10, 2010 04:22 am
Girly Throw Downs Mickey vs GOOP or Fox or Scarjo? During promotion for Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke gave an interview during which he slagged the industry and, in particular, an actress who he believes is overhyped and underskilled leaving many wondering, naturally, who he was referring to. "You can be less than mediocre and be a f-cking By Lainey • May 10, 2010 03:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Tom Cruise: his bff is laughing too He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect By Lainey • May 10, 2010 03:07 am
Dumbass Would The Mighty approve? Gabourey Sidibe was nominated for, like, every award during award season. Oprah saluted her on stage at the Oscars. And she gets invited everywhere now. She hosted SNL. She attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Which totally means she’s allowed to be an asshole, a proper card-carrying member By Lainey • May 10, 2010 02:51 am
Dumbass Crank leaks and crank tweets This is Lindsay Lohan arriving back in New York today with a bloated busted face. Her ma was with her too. So she can say that “mommy” knows best how to control the crank. Sure. Because mommy is sharing the goddamn crank. The latest in Lilo’s self created drama? By Lainey • May 07, 2010 12:15 pm
Style Short & Blonde for Cannes We leave for Cannes on Tuesday after a short few days in Toronto for Mother’s Day. It’s the same combination from 2 years ago: Laura, Dylan, and me, same as when Mischa Barton broke my arm. Hoping to avoid the hospital. Hoping not to avoid Ryan Gosling who By Lainey • May 07, 2010 11:51 am
Gossip Girl Leighton’s Met Disappointment and Spoiler Leighton Meester was in Madrid the other day on some kind of promotional tour for Herbal Essences. On Monday she was at the Met Gala dressed like horrible ass. It’s even more offensive because the year before she was without doubt one of the best of the event in By Lainey • May 07, 2010 06:15 am
Jennifer Aniston Adrian Grenier and Jennifer Aniston’s soulmate After Adrian Grenier cut his hair, many of you noted that he looks remarkably like John Stamos who happened to be photographed on the set of Entourage filming a guest appearance on the show yesterday. I don’t see it but again, I don’t have the best eyes. While By Lainey • May 07, 2010 05:24 am
Bad Style Jakey’s light suit The photo agency says it’s light blue. All I see is grey. I am however a little bit cross-eyed and a lot nearsighted. Maybe it is blue after all. This is Jake Gyllenhaal in London today all dressed up for a full day of press to promote Prince By Lainey • May 07, 2010 04:37 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse gets his wings His dad and his dad’s wife and his girlfriend attended Hot Harry on a Horse’s Army Pilot Graduation today. Look at him. So f-cking cute I can’t stand it. And I love him with Chelsy. I love them. I want them to get married and have By Lainey • May 07, 2010 04:25 am
Jessica Simpson Celebrate the rare win My Porny showed up at the Operation Smile Gala in New York last night and it was not a disaster, not at all. This is not a dress I’d choose for myself, and the print might not be for everyone, but the fit, it’s a good fit for By Lainey • May 07, 2010 03:45 am
Intro for May 07, 2010 Dear Gossips, Last night during 30 Rock an ad came on for Friday Night Lights. It was the music, and Coach Taylor’s face, and that familiar landscape, and I almost started crying. FNL is finally back on conventional television and new episodes begin airing TONIGHT on NBC. Watch! This By Lainey • May 07, 2010 03:12 am
Gwyneth Paltrow All GOOP Thursday She’ll be all over the place today/tonight/tomorrow so if you can’t stand the snotty bitch, find a yoga class and breathe it out. Thursday is always GOOP Day. And today, one day before the highly anticipated release of Iron Man 2, the column is devoted to By Lainey • May 06, 2010 09:53 am
Lindsay Lohan She probably started that rumour herself The last time Lindsay Lohan attended the Costume Institute Gala it was 2007 and she was one of the last to arrive, because she’s a famewhore like that, and Lara and I watched her take her sweet time up the steps and I remember us saying to each other By Lainey • May 06, 2010 09:04 am
