Hook Ups Vancouver Vampire and a Fox Yes. I can confirm that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are currently in Vancouver prepping for the Twilight Sequel New Moon. Go get her Emily! Arrived yesterday late afternoon, Rob was taken out a side/back entrance to avoid being attacked by twi-hards. Ugh. In my city. They are By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 05:05 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy emergency! Jessica Biel is in crisis today. Look out. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that all is not well between JT and Jessica, particularly since she was unable to beg him into attending the Oscars with her. All that however was dismissed quickly… But now… By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 04:35 am
Gorgessity Action Jolie! Angelina Jolie on the set of Salt today in Washington DC filming what looks like a chase scene. She is gorgeous as a blonde. Also appears much younger, non? Liev Schreiber is also pictured. As you may have seen earlier this week, the Jolie is trying out new hair styles By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 04:19 am
Maple Leaf Celebrity agriculture Rachel Bilson and her betrothed Hayden Christensen spotted in Malibu yesterday after lunch. His legs look skinnier than hers. And she’s TINY. Ew. Anyway, Hayden and Rachel have been spending a lot of time in Ontario working on his farmhouse. Am also told that they’ve also been visiting By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 03:19 am
B-tch please She’s a lucky motherf-cker Oh such language, Gwyneth. What will the MiniVan think of such language? It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP Day. Another newsletter, another f-cking recipe. This time, she cusses during her opening paragraph – of course she’s cussing the context of being fortunate enough to have dinner cooked for her By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 02:26 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Oscar goes everywhere This is for the gays and the girls who love them, especially my Morley who emails me once a week claiming first dibs on Dustin Lance Black. DLB won an Oscar for writing Milk – have you seen it yet? Probably not. And why not??? Anyway, as you can see, DLB By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 02:15 am
Photo Assumption Robo Beads Katie Holmes on the NY set of The Extra Man last night wearing beads on one side of her head and very little makeup while shooting a scene with a rather attractive co-star. He’s cute, right? And they suit each other great, right? Oh it’s just a By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 01:54 am
Style Cam gets prettier… While Shelfy gets more and more unattractive – have you noticed? Back in the day, curiously enough, when Cam was dating Pip, I didn't think she was attractive either. Must be his effect on women. Because it was like as soon as they split, the improvement happened right away. By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 02:00 pm
Quiveration Public Enemies not lovers When it’s done right, and lately often it’s not done right, but when it’s done right, acting truly is art. Like Marion Cotillard and Johnny Depp. A new, kick f-cking ass trailer for Public Enemies has just been released and their chemistry is ridiculous. Yes, he’ By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 10:13 am
Salma Hayek Welcome home Salma! Salma Hayek returned to Paris today and was met at the airport by her husband Francois Henri Pinault. Cute right? Many of you, your first reaction will be – oh he’s not attractive at all. Me I’ve seen worse. And from some angles he looks like Daniel Craig. This By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 08:06 am
Quiveration Wednesday is Friday Not sure about you but this week feels like forever. And it’s only Wednesday. So here’s a little Taylor Kitsch to ease the ride over the hump. Oh la. Taylor in TV Guide, a new interview promoting the criminally underrated Friday Night Lights and his upcoming role at By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 07:45 am
Clown You wish bitch Glamour Magazine this month is all about American icons. This is why Sheila Weller tried to convince us that Katie Holmes would be one one day. Dumb. But that’s only the beginning of the blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!!! You know why? They dressed several young Hollywood women as famous icons… The By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 06:35 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Leo’s list He has worked with the best: Scorsese, Spielberg, Baz Luhrmann, Ridley Scott, James Cameron, now Leo is adding Christopher Nolan to that list. Variety is reporting that he and Nolan will collaborate on the upcoming Inception. Nolan wrote the script and will direct the film. Only 33 and it’s By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 04:57 am
Girly Throw Downs Radiohead hates JailBait! YES. Of course. Thom Yorke rarely disappoints. So Miley Cyrus dropped in for a radio interview the other day. Typical obnoxious 16 yr old she had to make sure everyone knew she was texting Nick Jonas, her ex boyfriend, and that her current boyfriend, that f-cking loser Justin Gaston, By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 03:42 am
Dumbass Dickless Usher No balls either. Usher earned some respect yesterday when his comments on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation were released. Specifically addressing the pictures showing Breezy jet skiing and cavorting in Miami a few days ago, Usher criticised: "I'm a little disappointed in this photo. After the other By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 02:21 am
Twilight Wet Rob His hair ladies, his hair… Try to control yourselves, ok? There’s more squealy business to come. This is Robert Pattinson out and about in LA yesterday, running back to his hotel with wet hair, looking pale and … he’s better straight on than in profile, non? The nose, I By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 01:54 am
