Frauds Fabulous and 40… thousand! Jennifer Aniston… She’s “Fabulous and 40!” Fabulous at 40! Fabulous at 40! For f-ck’s sake we’ve been hearing it for an entire month… Fabulous at 40! And the MiniVan screaming their support, believing their girl is taking them along on the ride, redefining beauty, embracing age, By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 01:31 am
Famewhores Birthday paparazzi Oh they ruined her birthday didn’t they? Justin Timberlake was without his Shelf Ass for a week in New York and was papped only twice, quite a departure from the daily sightings that occur when his girlfriend is with him Jessica Biel arrived in town to celebrate her birthday By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 01:20 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried opens strong! Everyone’s biggest complaint is the lip-sync. Critics have been moaning and groaning about it all morning. This I don’t understand. I don’t understand who goes into a Britney Spears concert expecting live vocals. It never was and it never will be. Do you head into a By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 12:45 am
Famewhores Because John Mayer didn’t call Megan Fox was spotted out and about furniture shopping with not so ex Brian Austin Green today before heading back to his place. So are they or aren’t they? Who the f-ck cares? The point is she’s NOT with John Mayer. Because he didn’t take advantage By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 02:45 pm
Quiveration Chuck Bass loves meat Ugh. He’s disgusting. Especially when he eats. But… Yeah. Shamefully anytime. Ed Westwick in West Hollywood yesterday eating lunch with friends. My friend Lara’s lady aches were buzzing my blackberry last week after she stumbled across this video from his Teen Vogue photo shoot. He’s talking. In By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 10:09 am
Sports Country B Maple Leaf Makeover Yesterday in Ottawa. Am told exclusively that Carrie Underwood accompanied her boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators to the Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario for a special visit, very uncover, very sweet. Mike loves the Lord, is actively involved in the community, and unlike many of his skeezy By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 08:55 am
Royals The Young Victoria UK premiere tonight in London just moments ago. The film opens there on March 6th but has yet, as far as I know, to receive a North American release date. …the f-ck? JailBait’s movie will open in ten thousand theatres across the States in April and The Young By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 07:43 am
Quiveration Fun Fearless = Cheese? Again… I don’t get it. Mario Velveeta Lopez. He was named one of Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Males of 2009. Why??? In about 5 minutes I will receive a text message from my main ‘mo Darren telling me all the things he’d like to do with Mario in By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 06:50 am
Sports Tom in a suit Yum. It’s Tom Brady yesterday heading to a meeting along with new wife Gisele Bundchen but as usual they made sure photographers did not catch them together, nor were they wearing their rings. This detail has been noted and studied all morning. Not really sure why this is such By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 04:53 am
Bad Style ManSlinger: assy in Milan Kate Hudson also at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue event last night wearing some kind of assy sh-t sure to inspire universal hate. Like Liberace got his wish and came back as a woman… WTF? As for the hotness beside her – settle down… It’s her brother Wyatt. He By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 03:47 am
Style Thoughts on the Dark Scarlett As you may have heard, Scarlett Johansson was just named the new face of D&G. She’s been in Milan with the designers during fashion week and was flanked by them at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue party last night. This dress is exquisite. And perfect for her. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 03:03 am
Maple Leaf Dear Malin, don’t be Kate They are calling Malin Akerman the next Cameron Diaz. Malin is Canadian so we’re pushing her out hard. Landing the coveted role of Silk Spectre in Watchmen was a huge break. She’s also working on Vince Vaughn’s next comedy Couples Retreat and has several other projects on By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 02:36 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba must work Back in the day, on the Vancouver set of Dark Angel, a lovely man approached Jessica Alba, who was standing around with her assistant, to request an autograph for his two young boys who had come to visit dad, on security detail, at work. She wasn’t feeling it. She By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 02:25 am
Zac Efron LipGloss oily and puffy LipGloss and his hanger-on showed up last night at the Watchmen premiere in their ongoing effort to mingle more with the grownups. As you can see, Lippy worked hard to make sure he looked like he didn’t care. Probably took an hour just to arrange his hat. He By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 01:56 am
Douchebags Van Morrison > Justin Timberlake Obviously. Jimmy Fallon Late Night premiere – did you watch? Can’t blame him for being totally cranked the entire time. It was the first show after all. Hopefully he’ll dial it back, chill out going forward. I buzzed for a full hour afterwards. There were ups, there were downs. By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 01:41 am
Girly Throw Downs This bitch always brings it Love it or hate it, at least she’s never boring. Or prom blue. It’s Charlize Theron in Paris tonight at the premiere of The Burning Plain with director Guillermo Arriaga, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu’s one time collaborator now going solo after the two bitchslapped each other publicly over By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 01:33 pm
