Intro for Feb 23, 2009 Dear Gossips, So many things made me happy last night. Most of the things that made me happy will send me directly to hell. But then again, there’s probably a torture chamber reserved for me there already anyway. So it won’t make a difference then if I tell By Lainey • Feb 22, 2009 10:53 pm
Dumbass Spirit stripes and prunes! At the Spirit Awards – both Cameron Diaz and Michelle Williams in stripes. Love the colours of Cam’s… but is dress maybe a bit too long? Am all over her current hair shade. Apparently she had problems pronouncing Synecdoche during the event. Not crazy about Michelle’s dress. Not sure By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 02:40 pm
Quiveration Supporting Spirits Best Supporting Actor and Actress at the Independent Spirit Awards happening right now in Santa Monica: James Franco for Milk and Penelope Cruz for Vicky Christina Barcelona. Yes! Here’s James during arrivals – not sure who he’s with. Does he have a girl? Is she his girl? If so, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 10:58 am
Dumbass YOU EMBARRASS US This bitch has no sense. It’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Apparently today is her 30th birthday. She celebrated by calling up the paps, getting dressed up as Audrey Hepburn, and driving over to Tiffany & Co to reenact Breakfast at Tiffany’s. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? FONTRUM*: Feeling embarrassment for someone that doesn' By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 10:45 am
Girly Throw Downs Grey Goose diva night Laura and I headed straight for cocktails. Please. Where else to go? There was a brunette with two friends to my left. I kinda nudged her to lean forward to order drinks. Not in a rude way. Standard bar styles, right? As she turned to shift over to make room By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 09:59 am
Sarah Jessica Parker He came with her Sarah Jessica Parker and dandy pants Matthew Broderick at the Women in Film pre-Oscar party last night. It was leaked earlier this week that she's presenting but no one knew whether or not her husband would be coming. You know how he doesn't seem to By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 07:21 am
Quiveration Men loving women Oscar Bond! Daniel Craig’s presence in LA suggests he will be a presenter at the Oscars on Sunday. Oh Academy. We know you were trying to keep the secret, but you can’t expect them not to go out! This is Daniel Craig last night leaving the Women in By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 06:24 am
Girly Throw Downs Ladies of Montblanc At the Montblanc Signature for Good Charity Gala – several actresses posed for portraits dressed as iconic literary characters in support of UNICEF. The unveiling was last night. Something like that. So along came the ladies. Here’s Susan Sarandon covering up as has been the case lately, which is unusual By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 06:15 am
Giorgio Armani He’s not Karl… But that doesn’t make him less amazing. Giorgio Armani. SO amazing. Mr Armani opened his store in New York this week. He commemorated the occasion by blogging, for the first time ever, with the NY Times. It’s the best, best, BEST way to end your week. I can By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 10:19 am
Gorgessity Happy 43 Today is Cindy Crawford’s birthday. Might explain why she was carrying a bottle of tequila to a friend’s place yesterday – there is much to celebrate. Superficially, I mean. Because when I’m 43 and I look like this, and I can afford to have a skilled medical professional By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 08:29 am
Clown Mischa = Tori It’s almost the same dress, non? Tori’s in green, Mischa’s in purple, although sure, Mischa Barton is better looking. But again, most people are, with the exception of Donatella Versace. This post however is not about the assness of KFed Jr’s wife. This post is about By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 07:48 am
Twilight Vintage Pattinson Many of you lusty Robert Pattinson fans pounded my email yesterday needing more details, annoyed and insisting I should have been stalking him and not Grey Goose. This is crazy talk. But… I will try to make up for it. First – some of your pressing questions. Was the young aunt- By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 07:19 am
Bad Style Sateen jumpsuit and bad eyeliner Maggie Grace last night at the Global Green pre-Oscar party – what a f-cking mess. Sateen + Jumpsuit = HORROR Then the winged liquid liner, at least that’s what it looks like. Should be illegal. This is something I am particularly sensitive about. Because as an Asian, so many old By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 03:49 am
Famewhores Ugly is forgettable? Since when? How do you forget this face…for all the wrong reasons? Not sure why Tori Spelling is at fashion week but she is because I guess they’ll let any riffraff in the door these days. So she pulls up at the Christian Siriano show last night but By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 02:39 am
Gorgessity All our girls All three, at the same event, looking gorgeous! Here they are Kate Winslet, my Marion Cotillard, and Freida Pinto last night at the US Ireland Alliance Pre-Oscar Gala Awards Ceremony. Cute story about Marion from a couple of months ago the first time met Kate. She was, like, overcome. By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 02:25 am
Famewhores Shelfy Straight to DVD Why is Jessica Biel so desperate to have Justin Timberlake at her side on Oscar Sunday? Well, let’s see. She’s supposed to be a movie actor now but Easy Virtue still hasn’t hit theatres and the other movie she had in the can, Powder Blue – it’s By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 01:47 am
