Clown Of course she’s here Sienna Miller arrived in LA yesterday afternoon and, what did you expect?, headed straight for a party, seen here at the Grey Goose event last night with Dev Patel. Are you worried? Our sweet young Dev corrupted by Sienna? He’s not married. She’s not interested. You shouldn’t By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 01:41 am
Gorgessity Getting some Halle love…and luck! Today at the Essence Magazine Black Women in Hollywood Awards Luncheon – Halle Berry as usual looking immortal, even though the dress might be a little Kate Beckinsale for an afternoon event. Love how Kate Beckinsale is now synonymous with Overdress. I am STILL offended by her Grammy gown. Anyway, not By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 10:05 am
BFFs Nicole and a prune It’s like they’re all turning into each other, blending, morphing, pruning… Here are Nicole Richie and Mary Kate Olsen yesterday at the Proenza Schouler show at Fashion Week. Same kinky hair I so desire, one with fringe, one without, same dark eyes, cheekbones accentuated, and of course… MK By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 08:47 am
Girly Throw Downs John on Jolie before Jen Everyone here in LA is buzzing about the battle royale on the red carpet on Sunday – Jen and John and the Brange at the Oscars? Perhaps John Mayer is hoaxing. Hopefully not! Academy seating plans! What to do? Anyway, thanks to Noelle for this delicious little blast from the past. By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 07:22 am
Robert Pattinson Grey Goose Twilight, Mamma Mia, and more It was supposed to be a quiet night last night at the Grey Goose party – the first of three this week. Dylan and I were planning on easing into the festivities. Not quiet, no easing. We should have known when we walked in right behind Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman, By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 06:31 am
Style Gwynnie super mini! Coldplay performed at the War Child show last night in London so of course Gwyneth was there to support her husband wearing a killer jacket and of course a super mini to show off those Tracy Anderson legs. As you can see, GOOP is glowing, happy to have hurdled their By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 04:29 am
Famewhores Shelfy > Posh too? Oh Posh. Losing out to Blake Lively for a Vogue cover. And possibly Katherine Heigl. And now…perhaps the ultimate insult… Shelf Ass Jessica Biel??? You see? This is the power of the Pipsqueak. This is why his Shelfy will never, ever, EVER let go. Because her movies tank, she By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 03:20 am
Cheese The Hoff at the Brits! Don’t ask me why he’s there. Don’t even bother sending me whatever explanation about a movie or a tv show or some dvd or even worse, a new album. I don’t care. There is only one reason The Hoff ever shows up anywhere and that is By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 02:21 am
Cheryl Cole Can Cheryl Cole conquer America? It took Victoria Beckham 3 times and several years… You all in the UK keep telling me: Cheryl Cole is it right now, and Girls Aloud won big last night, and even though in North American they haven’t quite connected, many people believe that Cheryl has the potential to By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 02:15 am
Style Kylie kept changing! And why not? She cohosted the Brit Awards last night so she decided to wear a new dress every time she was called on stage. I think I like the red best… You? LOVE her. LOVE how – corny moment ahead – her happiness is palpable. Like I can see it. Kylie By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 02:06 am
Intro for Feb 19, 2009 Dear Gossips, I am a suspicious bitch. And if yesterday was any indication, the next few days will be rough. First I was too busy cranking out on my blackberry in the cab on the way from the airport to notice that he was taking the long route. By the By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 01:52 am
Quiveration Billy Mack honoured! Could today have been complete without recognising this sexy beast? Bill Nighy may not be standard blog material but he deserves the love! Billy Mack deserves the love! Nighy was presented with the James Joyce Award by the Literary and Historical Society last night at University College Dublin. How prestigious! By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 01:03 pm
Maple Leaf Bilson Vader Page Six is reporting that Rachel Bilson was on a flight the other day and told a fellow passenger that just because she still looks like a teenager doesn’t mean she’s a child. In fact, she apparently said she’s engaged. And there’s a ring. Which I By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 11:40 am
Girlcrushes The last days of her reign My Marion Cotillard arrived today at LAX in advance of the Oscars on Sunday. No makup. Doesn’t matter. F-ck! I was at LAX just a while ago too! Didn’t see her, different terminal. Balls! As the reigning Best Actress, Marion will likely present to the Best Actor By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 11:10 am
Bad Style Celebrity Dumbass: Debra Messing Last night at the Costume Designer’s Guild Awards in Beverly Hills. She’s wearing a f-cking tiara! A TIARA! Sure, it’s the Costume Designer’s Guild. But it’s also Debra Messing. Who the hell are you? Well, actually, she’s fresh out of work. The Starter By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 07:42 am
Freida Pinto Freida the deserter? This is what happens when you become famous and people start digging around. Our sweetheart Freida Pinto – reports out of India claim she’s married, an “impulsive” wedding in 2007, kept it secret the whole time, and then bailed on him right before the Golden Globes after Slumdog took off. By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 06:18 am