Smutty Surgery Battle of the Faces Michelle Pfeiffer is 9 years older than Nicole Kidman. Almost a decade! Can you tell? Stitch for stitch, shot for shot, Michelle’s work – if there is work – is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer, wow, is ageless. And it’s not even scary! Stunning, right? This is Michelle with Rupert Friend By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 02:43 am
Bad Style Would you? SJP looked all business yesterday out and about in New York. She’s also working out a new boot. Camel toe boot? More comfortable? Not sure. Never tried. But to me it looks ugly. F-cking ugly. Like a hoof. Why would I want my foot to look like a By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 02:32 am
Famewhores You can thank the Pip! Almost 20 million viewers tuned into the Grammy Awards last night which represented an increase of 11% compared to last year… CBS today is celebrating a huge success. Who to thank? How long will we have to wait for Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake to take the credit? You know how he By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 11:20 am
Twilight London girls > LA girls It’s been over a month – Robert Pattinson has stayed away from the contrivances of Los Angeles, preferring to spend his off time at home in London. As we advised. Well done. It’s not that he should live like a monk – absolutely not! He’s 22. He should do By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:39 am
Madonna Why she loves Jesus A photoshoot for W Magazine shot in Rio – this is supposedly where Madonna met Jesus and she’s brought him home. You’ll recall she and Jesus Luz were papped together last week prompting even more speculation that he’s replaced the ‘roid monkey Alex Rodriguez. F-cking loser. But… By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:28 am
Gorgessity Grammy Best: GOOP! If you are a Gwyneth-hater, have you ever, ever, EVER hated her more than you hated her last night? Or this morning? Probably not. Your hate for her has escalated to a point you didn’t think possible, hasn’t it? Duana texted me last night – the title: I By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:01 am
Parent Pimps Worst Grammy Share: Taylor & JailBait Sounds the title for a comic book. LOVE Taylor Swift. She was live at eTalk a few weeks ago and could not have been sweeter. Despite riding a chart high for weeks, killing it in album sales, Taylor has no pretentions. And her mother is not Dina Lohan. I remember By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 07:44 am
Smutty Surgery Grammy Granny! Ummmm…yeah. So when I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that our Nashville gossips had observed that she’d had some new work put in, you all were like – nah…she looks the same! Really? Because this is Nicole Kidman’s face at the Grammy’s. The same? Sure. By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 07:33 am
Douchebags Grammy Little Boy: Justin Timberlake “When I was a little boy…” How many times have you heard Pippy talk about his little boy days? He ALWAYS refers to his little boy days. 5 years ago it was cute. Now it’s limp cheese and please grow some balls. Suggestions: When I was growing up… When By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 06:53 am
Grammy Awards 2009 Grammy No B: Jay-Z There’s this blowhard host on the local Vancouver sports talk radio show who keeps complaining about today’s music. Typical Canadian rock’n’roll beer dude. Completely ignorant about music other than what’s played on his own small little block. Last week he was discussing Springsteen at the By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 06:39 am
Bad Style Grammy Gold & Tacky: Carrie Underwood She changed like 10 times the entire night. And every time it was the ass. If you want to rank the ass in order of worst to not so bad but still bad, #1 being the most horrid, I’d say it was the arrivals gold borrowed straight from Dolly By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 06:31 am
Bad Style Grammy Sex Change: LeAnn Rimes Pick one: * LeAnn Rimes looks great * LeAnn Rimes looks like greasy sh-t but still girly * LeAnn Rimes looks like greasy sh-t man dressing up like a woman I choose option 3. That grown out perm is straight out of the trailer park. And her dress is wrinkled. And, By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 06:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Grammy Hardcore: M.I.A. She shared the stage with Jay-Z, Kanye, T.I. (yeah baby), and Lil Wayne on her due date. Please. So what if she was singing with a backing track? You don’t want to mess with M.I.A. And both her outfits were so damn cute! The pregnant By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 05:54 am
Quiveration Grammy Radiohead Thom Yorke’s is a surprising kind of sexy, non? Sneaks up on you, surprises you, at first you’re like – who is this odd little man? By the end of it you’re like – musical genius if you seek Amy…? Last night it was a clinic. An introduction for By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 05:34 am
Grammy Awards 2009 Grammy Strain: Coldplay It’s not that we’re not Coldplay fans. We are! We own Coldplay everything: every album, every dvd, we’ve seen them five or six times in concert – first two albums totally, second two albums meh… And we know Chris Martin can sing. Just … why does he sing so By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 05:21 am
Grammy Awards 2009 Grammy Vagina Virgins: The Jonas Brothers As mentioned before, the little one, if I had to pick, is my favourite. I can hear my friends groaning already – of course he is, they’d say. Don’t even bother, Duana! I’m not hearing you! But seriously, the little one – Nick? – he’s the cutest and is By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 04:50 am
