Smutty Surgery GMD Jolie Waxy He’s in Berlin promoting Valkyrie which has grossed almost $80 million domestically so far, already recouping its production budget and therefore NOT a Fail. Much of this success is due to the non stop pimp of his new physique and his accompanying fresh face. A face that looked kinda By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 06:45 am
Victoria Beckham Consolation Cover US Vogue is the end all and be all of magazine covers. And you know, she’s been denied. But all’s not lost. How about a bronze medal? As Michelle, Duana, and I discovered last Fall, Russia is the new fierce. We fell in LOVE with Russians on our By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 06:02 am
Barack Obama The First Dress It’s a hot topic today! Almost as hot as his very sharp words. First Lady Michelle Obama’s dress… you likey? I likey so much. Maybe it’s because I’m Chinese. It’s gold, bold, and strong. Duana called it chartreuse. My buggy eyes saw gold. Am a By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 05:48 am
Maple Leaf Alex P Keaton changes parties Michael J Fox was spotted last night in Washington celebrating President Obama’s inauguration. Alex P Keaton no longer a Young Republican. Hee. Family Ties memories are always good ones. And after all these years, Michael J Fox is still just as popular. Seriously, it’s not just this occasion, By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 05:29 am
Jennifer Lopez Inauguration entourage Not a secret, this is a high maintenance woman. She was at the Latino Inaugural gala the night before in an updo and a blue gown, last night it was the Artists & Athletes Inaugural Ball where Lopez put on a bedazzled gold dress and wavy locks curled just so. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 03:54 am
Clown Rumey’s leading role Rumer Willis worked steadily in 2008. Her roles may not have been principle ones, far from actually, or very prestigious, but she’s working nonetheless. She’s a working actor. And she’ll begin work on her first leading role in just a few weeks. It’s called Slightly Single By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 01:59 am
Sports Mrs Brady-to-be Gisele went home to Brazil the other day, walked the runway at Sao Paolo fashion week. Not exactly tops on Anna Wintour’s radar but G is nothing if not loyal though she’d probably never wear those jeans off the catwalk. The newly engaged Gisele would not comment on By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 01:56 am
Girlcrushes The Young Victoria at Sundance LOVE Emily Blunt. Been waiting forever to see her as the Young Victoria, a film about the early years of Queen Victoria’s long reign. Finally the trailer has been released and it looks very promising. Or maybe I’m not entirely objective. Am always good for an English period By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 10:32 am
Girlcrushes Girlcrush at Sundance This one is for Emily … because it’s been a while. My girlcrush and Emily’s life crush Kristen Stewart at Sundance today. She’s there to promote Adventureland – teen comedy about first summer love but before you dismiss it, four reasons why you might want to reconsider: - Directed by By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 10:03 am
Brad Pitt Jolie sideswept You like? Her face, of course, it’s the face. And together, of course, they are a handsome couple. She looks nice… I guess. But she also looks 50. Just a reminder, because it’s easy to forget, Angelina Jolie is only 33. Like, if you didn’t know, would By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 07:31 am
Girly Throw Downs Boy sh-t is the new sh-t! Remember when George Clooney tussled with Fabio how that was one of the best stories of 2007? It made us so happy! And LipGloss’s recent jealousy over Robert Pattinson has provided endless amusement too. Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. But boy sh-t is the new By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 06:49 am
Gorgessity Halle straightened Halle Berry at LAX early this morning headed for whereabouts unknown but Washington would be a good bet for a quick couple of days without the baby. Her hair is straight. I likey. You? And her face! So youthful, so fresh, and you know she’s older than Granny Freeze By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 05:53 am
Douchebags Hugh don’t know Junior My favourite, favourite story of the day. So Hugh Jackman and the rest of the Wolverine hotnesses are in Vancouver shooting final scenes. Hugh happens to be working out at the same fitness centre as Kevin Federline Junior who is tagging along with his wife and paycheque Tori Spelling while By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 05:03 am
Lindsay Lohan Back together for Obama Even Lilo and Sam are in Washington. Someone hired them to host a party this week. Of course they did. And in honour of the incoming president, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson even decided to pose together on the red carpet at the Declare Yourself event yesterday. Lindsay dressed all By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 03:47 am
Jennifer Lopez No divorce during inauguration Hell no. This week it’s all about Obama. And Jennifer Lopez would never do anything unless guaranteed a top spot in the headlines. Besides, right now she’s insisting they’re fine, claiming she and Marc Anthony have no intention of splitting, and that the presence or absence of By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 03:07 am
Brad Pitt Travelling Brange in Berlin Presumably while Brad Pitt continues work on Inglourious Basterds. He and Angelina Jolie were spotted leaving dinner hand in hand last night – first sighting of the Brange since the Golden Globes. So stealth. The two will probably stay for another few days before heading back to LA for the SAGs By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 02:45 am
