Quiveration Making up for sh-t on the sidewalk Thankfully, for every five useless f-cks at Sundance, there is a Ewan McGregor. It takes away the sting. I want. I die. Oh Ewan. He brought his quiver to the festival to promote I Love You Philip Morris with Jim Carrey, the true story of a Texas conman who By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 02:05 am
Clown Sh-t on the sidewalk Was at Sundance 2 years ago. It was super fun. Because, like all super fun trips, the company made the difference. Laura and I had the best time hating on the poseurs. No doubt, Sundance attracts major stars. Absolutely. But among all the film festivals, Sundance is also the worst By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 01:42 am
Girly Throw Downs Princess AssTalk > Posh? First Blake Lively, now the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk herself Katherine Heigl??? According to Fashionista.com, Victoria Beckham has once again lost out to a tv girl: Katherine Heigl is rumoured to grace the magazine’s April issue. Vogue will not confirm but it does make sense. Heigl’s new By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 01:10 am
Douchebags The Year of Living Rap Ugh. What happened to Joaquin Phoenix? As you know, he said BYE GOOD to acting and instead has chosen to document his attempt to become a rap artist – yes, a rap artist – with bestie Casey Affleck. Apparently hip-hop is his life’s love, and he is now dedicated to By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 01:02 am
Douchebags Piven on the defence As you know, Jeremy Piven dropped out of the Broadway production of Speed-the-Plow just before Christmas citing mercury poisoning for not being able to fulfill his contractual obligation. Now the producers of the production have filed a grievance against him – no wonder he was on Good Morning America By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 12:54 am
BFFs Flirting is selling Whatever works, right? Kate Hudson turned it on in Rome at the photo call for Bride Wars. Check her out, playing to the camera – Kate’s always been a cocktease but lately it’s been extra amped. Maybe because she knows Bride Wars is extra dumbass. As we know though, By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 12:44 am
Gwyneth Paltrow New York GOOPy This week’s brilliant GOOP apparently features my Gwyneth’s favourite NYC restaurants. Like that hasn’t already been exhausted to death. It’s next week however that’s the juicy one. I’m waiting with breathless anticipation. If you are a GOOPy member, you must send it to me By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 07:44 am
Britney Spears The abs y’all She’s posted new rehearsal photos on her official site... Chicken Fried abs with no trace of having had booboos, hard at work for the Circus Tour, slaving away for all those mouths she has to feed: her dad, her mom, her brother, her nannies, her ex husbands, and probably By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 06:19 am
Famewhores Skinny Bitch & Old Hag Lindsay Lohan and her older sister Ali went shopping yesterday. As you can see, she’s loving her weight loss. Loving it. And she’s pretending she’d actually eat that pizza. Right. Those “on set” photos released yesterday – likely not from a film but from some low classy budget By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 05:12 am
Anne Hathaway Brides and red lips Hathaway and Hudson in Germany today to promote their epic fail Bride Wars, a film so sh-t even the chick flick fans, never the most discerning moviegoers, could barely be motivated to Woo Girl! their way to the cinema. But Annie and Kate are nothing if not professionals. Promotion By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 03:44 am
Tom Cruise Hello Kitty Valkyrie You know the Asians. They love them some America star! Soopah stah! And so Tom Cruise arrived in South Korea today, still promoting Valkyrie, almost a modest success in the US, now he’s hoping Hello Kitty will put his film over the top, boost the international numbers. And they By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 02:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Birthday Stripes She turns 35 today. Huge party being planned at her house but first, last night, Kate Moss hit the town for 9 long hours, ending the evening at 4:30am with a bottle of wine tucked away in her jacket. So… not pregnant, right? Because even Kate Moss wouldn’t By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 02:30 am
Break Ups So that explains it In yesterday’s revealing post about Salma Hayek, she was spotted with her baby daddy Francois Henri Pinault but didn’t look like she wanted to be seen with him. Now we know the reason. Apparently he’s everybody’s baby daddy! Rachida Dati, Justice Minister of France, just had By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 02:24 am
Friday Night Lights It’s Friday Night Of course those f-ckers at NBC chose to air their best show on the worst night. But… Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose. Tonight – Season 3. Are you ready? If you’re not ready, go pick up Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. Or stream them online free By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 02:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mom comes to help Ben Affleck is on preschool pick up duty. Oh Violet. This child. I love her and I don’t even know her... which totally sounds f-cked up and creepy but that pretty much defines celebrity child obsession these days anyway. The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has more magazine By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 11:26 am
Girlcrushes Hamm & Tina Last week’s episode of 30 Rock nearly killed me. Why aren’t more people watching this show? Oh right, because it’s up against the ass and balls, of the nasty variety, that has become Grey’s Anatomy. Still…Tina has a loyal following. And she’s a winner. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 10:06 am
