Brad Pitt Brad and the Mighty Opes She is besties with Jennifer Aniston. Once a week they cry together over the phone. Which is why it’s been reported that she shunned the Brange in favour of her friend. But Benjamin Button is said by many to be the season’s top contender for Oscar. And how By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 02:57 am
Bad Style Porny`s Pap Drama Jessica Simpson went out for dinner the other night with her main ‘mo Ken Paves and he ended up getting hit in the face by a pap camera, gushing blood from his head, requiring a trip to the hospital. He did however have the good sense to tuck Porny into By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 02:20 am
Joaquin Phoenix Don`t be Brett Favre We get it. You’re leaving. Your artistic integrity is being raped by Hollywood. You find fame unsavoury. You cannot bear the hypocrisy, manipulation, the exploitation. You’re going. But if that’s the case, why show up on the red carpet for Chen and your own Two Lovers and By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 02:10 am
Douchebags Jenny + Douchey = Stupid Pink speaks the truth. She doesn’t think highly of John Mayer. Shocking. Recalling an encounter with him recently, Pink said: "I got into an argument with him. He said something along the lines of, 'I only shag really stupid women', and I said, 'I guess By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 01:40 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Centrefold Britney’s Circus album cover was released on Friday while we were catching the ferry. Aside from the superfans, the consensus has been that the photoshopping is highly underwhelming. Don’t mind the cheesy cheap feel but what’s unsettling about it, for me at least, is that the gauzy, By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 01:29 am
Twilight Edward needs a stylist Robert Pattinson again in Rome promoting Twilight with that hair and now he appears to have developed a pants problem. No one his age, his height, and his build should be unable to wear jeans. Unfortunately he’s wearing his jeans poorly. Nothing unsexier than a poorly worn pair of By Lainey • Oct 31, 2008 06:37 am
George Clooney Rhodey cashes in As you’ve probably heard, Terrence Howard has dropped out of Iron Man 2. Apparently he wanted too much money and a personal ass wiper assigned to him at all times. Marvel told him to beat it. It’s now confirmed that Don Cheadle has stepped into the role of By Lainey • Oct 31, 2008 05:14 am
Daniel Craig Olga in Paris Oh, and Bond was there too. Am all over Daniel Craig but Olga … Olga is my new favourite. Quantum premiered in Paris yesterday making its way to North America for November 14th. My Olga Kurylenko scaled down the drama and showed off she can be subtle too and Daniel, of By Lainey • Oct 31, 2008 04:17 am
Cheese The Naked Holiday When did Halloween become an excuse to take your clothes off and call it a costume? Actually, applying that criteria, every day must be Halloween for Mariah Carey. Check out Miss Cheese last night undressed as a fireman with her husband Nick Cannon in New York for a party. I’ By Lainey • Oct 31, 2008 03:39 am
Madonna Madonna sneaking around This thing with ARod… it’s baffling. So Page Six is reporting that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have enlisted the services of their wealthy friends to help them spend time together undercover. On October 21, ARod supposedly boarded a helicopter from New York that took him to the Hamptons where By Lainey • Oct 31, 2008 03:17 am
Kristen Stewart Edward likes models It’s always a Brazilian model, non? Oh those Twilight super fans. Those message board moms have been wailing into their keyboards lately. Because Robert Pattinson is supposed to be Edward Cullen. And “dazzling” Edward Cullen, in the books, who could have any girl he wants, fell in love with By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 10:23 am
Frauds She runs??? Who’s a bigger liar? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman…or Posh and her concrete tits? Gran claims she’s not motivated by vanity. That she doesn’t fuss about her looks. Right. And now Victoria. Yesterday I reported that Victoria’s body will be representing the new Armani women’s By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 10:12 am
Famewhores Reading Granny’s Diary In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 08:28 am
Kate Moss Ordinary Kate Moss I like it. At the airport today with Jamie Hince (still can’t believe she hasn’t got back with Pete Doherty) headed for LA. Shorter hair, fresh face, and a smile… looks good on her, non? Wonder what she’s so happy about. Do a bump in the Rolls? By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 06:57 am
Courteney Cox Courteney Cougar Bitch She has a new job. Unlike her peers, Courteney Cox appears to be willing to embrace her 40s. Same cannot be said for Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman who, three years YOUNGER than Courteney, is botox bent on pretending she’s still an infant. Just announced – Courteney is starring in a By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 05:50 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Workout with Mama A new Britney workout video with her trainer and also with her mother. The same mother who just published a book, profiting from the trials and tribulations of both her daughters. Yay for child stardom! But this goes back to what Duana said last week: Because she knows how. That By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 04:16 am
