Madonna Madonna Movie Night! Next Tuesday, October 14th… CARE TO TRUTH OR DARE? In celebration of Madonna’s return to Toronto, we are bringing Truth or Dare back to the big screen! And for a good cause! Everyone is welcome by donation – all proceeds are going to RAISING MALAWI. We are also screening a By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 03:29 pm
Ebola Victims Everyone purees Ugh. Baby fever. It takes over everything. And suddenly everyone purees . From my Gwyneth to Nicole Richie – it’s a mommy puree party and I’m not invited! Boo! Still, even this baby hating shrew can’t help but be charmed by these images of Nicole Richie with her cute By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 11:13 am
Dumbass Smell like Chicken Fried Photoshop New ads for Britney’s new fragrance Hidden Fantasy. Terrible name. Major photoshopping. And the tag line kills me: What do you have to hide? What does SHE have to hide? NOTHING! I could probably how many times she forgot her own name today. Because we know everything about the By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 08:31 am
Break Ups The BoyBand Theory lives on I like Taylor Swift. She has assy hair but she seems sweet. Much sweeter than that massive bitch Carrie Underwood. So I feel badly that young Taylor Swift has had her heart broken and her gay virgin popped all in one shot. Welcome to the club, honey. Us Weekly is By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 08:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad’s Angie We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 06:46 am
Faux Gossip Smut and the Economy In this sh*tty economy, even gossip is getting hit hard! So what does that mean for smut? And how will our smutty landscape react to a dire economic forecast? Get ready for it… There will be more Brange. There will also be more Jennifer Aniston. And there will be By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 05:03 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci on the move Look at her go! Seriously… Little Sci is SO farking cute I can’t stand it. Especially love the photo of her looking up at mom. Even Katie looks more lifelike. Little Sci just might be her mother’s saving grace, maybe her reason to snap out of it one By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 04:50 am
Girly Throw Downs Throwdown: Mischa vs Posh! So apparently Mischa has nothing better to do but beg designers for a seat during London Fashion Week. That would be because she’s almost Tara Reid: Zero career, zero prospects, zero potential. Still… Mischa fashions herself a fashion girl, which may have been the case once upon a time, By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 04:15 am
Gwyneth Paltrow How to dress GOOPy F*ck the recipes and the London gastro-scene…right? Coming from my Gwyneth, it’s the CLOTHES you care about. And so after 2 previous newsletters, and much pleading from many of you to be accepted, Gwyneth’s GOOPy team has apparently finally sorted out their launch pains – most By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 03:38 am
Smutty Surgery They all just “try” it Your first reaction might be to applaud Courteney Cox for admitting to using Botox. Especially since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, despite the obvious immobilisation in her forehead, ridiculously refuses to admit what has been long regarded as a universal truth. But here’s the thing… Courteney’s admission is that By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 03:28 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy and the Twins at Heathrow! No…the OTHER Twins. The Olsens. My Gwyneth arrived at Heathrow bound for NYC today and ran into MK and Ashley. You’ll note all of them are wearing flat boots and not stilettos. Even though they don’t have children to chase after. Victoria Beckham on the other hand By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 11:59 am
Gerard Butler Mr Spittle’s side of the story New sources have now suddenly come forward about the Gerard Butler beating incident last night. Ohhhhhh.... so he was provoked! According to pro-Butler accounts, the pap was a dickhead and tried to kill people with his car while following the star and was doing so for hours. This is By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 08:34 am
Dumbass Spraying punches with his spittle? TMZ is reporting that last night, Gerard Butler allegedly attacked a pap who followed him out of a club. Gerry left Crown Bar at 2am and the photographer trailed his limo. At some point the limo stopped, Gerry got out and demanded to know why he was being tailed. The By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 07:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci’s one of a kind Since Katie Holmes soothes so much of her heartache shopping at Roger Vivier, the line’s creative director decided to thank Mrs Robo by presenting Little Sci with her very own pair of custom patent flats – inspired by Catherine Deneuve in Belle du Jour. Looks like she still has to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 07:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chez Eux Photos de la Famille Pitt en arrivant a Nice cet après-midi. French is rusty. Must practise for Paris. We’re going this month! Berlin to New York to New Orleans and now home to Nice – all in less than a week! Check out the Pitts getting off the plane By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 05:59 am
Denise Richards Boyfriend Jeans and Hookers This is not Denise Richards. This is Lindsay Lohan. But at first glance, for half a second, I thought it was Denise Richards. And that is not a good thing. Because whatever Lilo is, she is most certainly not the worst Bond Girl/Former Heidi Fleiss Girl ever. Lilo also By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 05:35 am
