Douchebags Shannen Doherty, John Mayer, Pee Look…I get it that dudes get off on images involving suggestive liquids. Like a mudfight. Or a jello bath. Or milk running down the side of a woman’s mouth. Madonna’s Express Yourself video. I get it. What I don’t get is the rationale from the boys By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 09:20 am
Kate Hudson Girl Bonding Multigenerational girl bonding last night in London at Cipriani. The ladies of Nine went out for dinner: Kate Hudson, Fergie, my Marion Cotillard, even Dame Judi Dench… and holding court – none other than the legendary Sophia Loren! Look at her! Still so magnificent! Missing cast members from the evening gossip By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 08:37 am
Madonna Sean & Robin’s night out Seems like almost everyone is in New York right now: the Brange, the Brit, Tom and Robo, and even Madonna and her ex husband too! On the heels of James Franco revealing that Sean still texts Madge? The scene is ripe for smut. Love it. Sean Penn and Robin Wright By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 07:44 am
Sports Can’t play, will marry? The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 06:00 am
Hook Ups This ass couldn’t hold Gerry What? Shame. Looks like that hook up between Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler during TIFF was a one night only because despite her high hopes, Gerry returned to LA and decided to keep his options open. Check out this TMZ video of Mr Spittle trying to bone up on a By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 04:37 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried in blue It’s the ruching up the front of the dress. Not unlike the ruching up Mary Louise Parker’s dress at the Emmys. Someone wrote to me at the time, said it’s the total Guess by George Marciano look. Exactly. Cheap, mall club-wear that proves she’s still By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 03:56 am
Gorgessity Taking a break with casual Cam Can we get through today, you think, without fresh candids of the Shelf Ass and the Pips? After all, they’ve been in Rome for days. Is it possible that on just ONE of them they’d be able to elude the paps? Doubtful. Let’s take refuge then, albeit By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 03:41 am
Sports Z and Lochte They had a moment on the carpet last night at the Global Leadership Awards Gala as Lochte let Jay wear his medals and Jay let Lochte be cool standing next to him. Jay was honoured by the UN for his work in Africa supporting clean water efforts: "I went By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 03:29 am
Catherine Zeta Jones Who got a peel? Some are calling it bad bronzer or poorly applied foundation. To me her skin looks raw. Like it’s been scrubbed. Has that Renee Zellweger quality about it, you know? Either way, someone’s losing their job today. Whoever was assigned the unfortunate task of doing Zeta’s makeup will By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 02:53 am
Famewhores A Rare Miss They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 02:43 am
Bad Style What can she do? Porny can’t act. Porny can’t dress. Porny can’t think. Porny can’t make good decisions. And now… Porny can’t sing. Call me Cruise but I always thought she could sing. At the very least, I thought she could do that. Her old songs may have sucked By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 10:30 am
Famewhores What would have happened otherwise? Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 09:43 am
Britney Spears NYC Tour de Britney includes Madge? Her tour of New York so far has been a smash success! Not even the promise (and subsequent denial) of a sex tape can keep the fried chicken down. Yay! Check out Britney this afternoon at a junior high in Brooklyn, paying a visit to the students and posing for By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 08:32 am
Maple Leaf Just Don’t Do It This was the PSA shot at Leonardo DiCaprio’s house very recently when Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards tried desperately to start a rumour that the two were dating, remember? Not surprisingly, the PSA was election-related, an over 4 minute piece urging you not to vote because it doesn’t By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 08:01 am
Jude Law Polka Dot Watson! Today in London at a press conference announcing production on Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr , Guy Richie confirmed the last piece of the puzzle. Who’s Watson? None other than the polka dot dandy Jude Law! It’ll be a boost for Jude’s career. He’s broke (in By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 07:11 am
Quiveration The New Leo Softer, gentler, a little more grown up. Certainly Leonardo DiCaprio has his flaws and like most celebrities he can’t help but be a hypocrite on some level. At the very least though, as it relates to privacy and ulterior motives, unlike Shelf Ass and Pipsqueak, when Leo says he By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 05:03 am
