Justin Timberlake Pippy at the Kodak? First…a disclaimer. The following was reported by the National Enquirer. Still, it’s more accurate than In Touch or Life & Style. Or those dipsh*t sources claiming that Lance Armstrong ditched Kate Hudson because she’s too “needy”. Please. Kate Hudson is not Jennifer Aniston. But Lance must By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 07:53 am
Rumer Willis Hi Rumey! I’ve missed her. What? You mean you haven’t? My Rumer went shopping yesterday looking so very cute in all the right angles. Love the little jumper. Love the shoes. And the bag. And the hair. Even the little glove. Rumer Willis has a new movie coming out later By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 05:52 am
Cheese Even the Dark Knight eats cheese Thanks for this Jacquie! A little fun on a Friday. It’s Christian Bale working out his Hoff side. Even Christian Bale has a Hoff side! A couple of years ago, just before the Christmas break, I ran a Spirit of the Hoff contest on this site, challenging blog visitors By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 05:15 am
Bad Style She can read! MUCH better. So.Much.Better. This is Katie Holmes today in NYC, thankfully NOT wearing those jeans. You know those jeans. Perhaps she perused the internets? Perhaps Posh called her to give a girl a tip? Hell nah. Posh probably called her to tell her they looked GOOD. That’s By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 04:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Change your plans on Sunday What will every Brangelunatic be doing on Sunday at 7pm EST? Hovering over the computer, of course. Probably hovering all weekend, counting down the hours, the minutes, the seconds. Until the unveiling. When they will receive their blessings from the Holy Jolie Twins on the cover of People Magazine. The By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 04:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession New baby, new house And to answer so many of your messages – no, they are not splitting up. In 3 years? In 5 years? Who knows? But right now, the Taupes are happy. They are committed. They are ambitious. They are expecting their second baby. They are renovating a new home. Here they are By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 03:57 am
Famewhores Lilo, SamRo, and the Posh Allure Magazine sponsored some kind of party last night for Victoria Beckham and the usual sycophants were in attendance – Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale – but also two new additions: none other than the summer’s hottest couple, Lindsay Lohan and her lover Samantha Ronson. Yum. It’s just like Posh to By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 03:35 am
Maple Leaf Rogen & McLovin! I ate in front of the tv the other night and Superbad was on Movie Central. Superbad is like Airplane…gets funnier every time you watch. Check out McLovin last night on the Pineapple carpet. Instant giggles. As you know, Seth Rogen co-wrote Superbad, he also co-wrote Pineapple By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 03:06 am
Quiveration Pineapple Bond It’s not often that Daniel Craig shows up on a carpet that’s not his own…but there he was last night, at the LA premiere of Pineapple Express, with his Satsuki by his side, making love to every inch of that suit, in good spirits and causing a By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 02:52 am
Chills Chills Chills Katie in the City After being trapped at sea on family holiday with Tom, Katie Holmes has arrived in NYC to throw herself into some serious rehearsal time for her Broadway debut in All My Sons. A supertoned KatE was seen out and about today, clutching a binder, showing off some cut arms, and By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 07:55 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Deciphering Jessica Simpson The effort is there...but so is the cheese. Granted, it’s over the top corny and I’m the bitch who’s dead inside. So most of the time, as soon as I hear the words “cherish” and “heart” in the same sentence, it’s an excuse to head By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 07:29 am
Quiveration I’ll have a Franco Pineapple January 2007 at Sundance. I interviewed James Franco for eTalk as he was at the festival to promote An American Crime. He looked clammy and tired, like cold cuts gone bad in your refrigerator, and stank of a pack of cigarettes smoked in 10 minutes. But in spite of it By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 06:33 am
Quiveration Hot...but please This is Josh Hartnett last night leaving Soho House. Hot, right. But hot enough to be compared to Johnny Depp? Please. That’s blasphemy. Still...yes... Josh is definitely yum. Especially the way he wears his pants. And that hat. Could also totally see him with Kate Hudson for a By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 05:55 am
Lauren Conrad LC EW Three weeks to go and then ...it’s that time again. The Hills Season 4. Am officially over it, but that’s probably a minority sentiment. As momentum builds for the latest round of scripted reality, the esteemed Entertainment Weekly, my favourite magazine, is featuring Lauren Conrad on its new By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 05:06 am
Blind Riddles Unpaid Bills You’d think they’d be liquid, you know? Flush from the funds of so many different projects, across so many different mediums, by so many different sources. But that’s the thing with celebrities. They’re richer than we are, to be sure, but some of them really aren’ By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 04:11 am
Famewhores Tweak Before Shopping It’s not that she’s cold. She couldn’t have been cold for 10 years on the set of Friends. It’s that she loves the attention. She lives for the attention. She is turned on by the attention. It’s the only stimulus that gets her going. Which By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 03:40 am
