Sarah Jessica Parker But where’s the witch boil??? First they said she removed it, then her people claimed she didn’t. Do you see it? Never mind the marriage to Dandy – THIS is the burning question. While we’re at it though… as you recall, it was reported last week that Matthew Broderick had been caught cheating on By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 03:15 am
Kate Hudson Sadness? Hardly When news broke yesterday that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong had split, Us Weekly described the situation as one that was full of “sadness”. Sadness? Kate Hudson? Please. Kate Hudson moves on. Kate Hudson doesn’t cry in a corner eating cookies. Kate Hudson is a player. This is why By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 02:57 am
Maple Leaf It’s Alive! Can you feel the rain? The rain on the rowboat? The crazy McGoslings are watching The Notebook. Which they do every day. Only the difference between today and every other day is hope. There is hope. Hope is alive! Ryan Gosling DJ’d at the Green Door in Hollywood on By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 02:53 am
Brooke Hogan Midsummer Rossum You know I was just thinking to myself the other day – we’ve been blessed by many consecutive weeks, almost the entire summer actually, without any Rossum. Perhaps sensing this, Rossum is back, and punishing us for lost time in the worst way with a triple dose of the special By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 12:11 pm
Douchebags Poor Junior must scrape The bottom of the barrel. Imagine you’re Kevin Federline Junior. You walk out on your wife and kids, including a newly adopted daughter, for a road you thought would be paved with Dynasty and 90210 gold. You must train your gag reflex not to kick in at the sight By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 08:53 am
Katie Holmes Tabloid Wars: Preparing for The Twins JustJared is reporting that the Holy Jolie Twins have been sold to People Magazine. As such, every other publication is bracing for annihilation, pumping out salacious covers in the hopes of banking as much money as they can before the double deity double issue stagnates their sales. For bottom feeding By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 08:00 am
Famewhores No Hags in the Sisterhood Ali and Dina Lohan managed to scam their way into the Sisterhood 2 premiere the other night. Their show is sucking ass…they needed the publicity. Who the f&ck are those morons are wanting Ali’s autograph??? I want you to look at that child’s French manicure. By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 07:20 am
Jessica Simpson Porny at the casino Fallsview Casino at Niagara Falls is one of my mother’s favourites. She likes the penny slots. She says the games are the most interactive. She claps her hands and cackles at the carton stories that creep across the screen. And she says she often doesn’t have to play By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 04:37 am
Miley Cyrus Jailbait is a BITCH! They teach them how to sing and dance, how to pose for paps, how to fashion their young lips into beat-me pouts, and at the end of the day, how to make millions, and millions of dollars. But they don’t teach them grace. Or good manners. Or humility. By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 03:58 am
Essences The Essence of Beef & Tomato My comfort food - mentioned it in an article a while back. Since then, many have written for the recipe. Recipe is below. But not in a Martha Stewart way. My people, we don't learn to cook like that. There were no measuring cups back in the village. And By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 03:50 am
Douchebags Taking credit…for everything After performing at the Grammy’s Pip said he was solely responsible for the show’s amazing ratings. After endorsing McDonalds, Pippy boasted he was solely responsible for the company’s overall net gains. Curiously enough, after The Love Guru stank up the box office, Pippy did not take accountability By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 03:24 am
Kanye West Kanye TV? Love him. So talented, so obnoxious, so insufferable, so unapologetic, and SO entertaining… Which is probably why HBO wants so badly to give him his own show, enlisting the services of the producer from Curb Your Enthusiasm to work on a “single-camera series that would follow the busy life By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 03:12 am
Break Ups The Players Played Out Disappointing…but really no surprise. Three months is about right for lust to wear off anyway. In the end, the battle between two practiced players ended in deadlock. Us Weekly is reporting that the summer romance between Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong is over. The magazine also claims that there By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 03:06 am
BFFs Rounding out the Sisterhood And finally... the fourth piece of the Pants – Tibby, played by Amber Tamblyn who is following the recent jumpsuit trend but maybe not with the results of Gwyneth and Maggie before her. Still…the Sisterhood is not about style. Simply put, the Sisterhood is about 4 girls who love each By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 11:54 am
Harry Potter This is Tom Riddle If the name means nothing to you, skip to the next. You won’t care. But many, many, many of you DO care. Because we love Harry Potter. And the brand new trailer for the Half Blood Prince drops tonight. Yay! Among the juicy reveals – a first look at Tom By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 09:17 am
Gorgessity Before Hayden… There was Alexis. Alexis and Milo Ventimiglia, remember? Many of you feel about Gilmore Girls the way I feel about Friday Night Lights. Including my friend Duana. I think she still has episodes of it on her PVR. And even though I was too late to the bandwagon, I can By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 08:32 am
