John Mayer Talking to Dad A very good friend of mine - her father is as hilarious as my mother. He once objected to her attending a sleepover during middle school because "what if father is rapist?" Amazing, non? Similarly, when I was visiting my parents in Toronto last year - I was 33 at By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 06:21 am
Gossip Girl The Worst Feet Lara – this is for you. It’s our shamef&ck, Ed Westwick, at the Sisterhood premiere last night oozing his signature smarm. I can’t… I can’t… I can’t look at this without covering my face. And grimacing. Because the feet. The turned out feet. And the By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 04:48 am
Gossip Girl The Best Blake Maxi dress on a tall girl…makes such a difference. Even though I wish I could see her feet. Check out the best Blake Lively in a while last night on the carpet at the Sisterhood premiere. She glows, yes, she glows all over. But for me it’s the By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 04:35 am
Gorgessity American Gorgessity Ridiculous, crazy gorgessity. This is America Ferrera at the NY premiere last night of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2. Have you read them? The Pants are the anti-Hills. The anti-Paris Hilton. And the Pants aren’t boy crazy or shoe crazy. The Pants are all about By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 03:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Anti-Freeze Maternity fashion is so cute these days. Here’s Naomi Watts, pregnant with her second, out with her first yesterday in New York. Naomi, of course, is/was besties with Nicole Kidman, who seems to be having a hard time convincing you that she really was pregnant. Naomi on the By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 03:06 am
Douchebags Shia: Adrian’s girl, drunk with dad, and pick-ups Turns out Shia LaBeouf’s passenger the night he tried to commit vehicular homicide was Isabel Lucas, girlfriend of Adrian Grenier, who was supposedly “testy” when asked about Isabel’s condition yesterday. Shia and Isabel are working together on Transformers 2, although Shia left the Troubadour alone, drunk off his By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 03:01 am
Girlcrushes Hello Kitty Dark Knight Christian Bale and my Maggie G, in Tokyo to promote The Dark Knight, resplendent in orange. TDK is on pace to break every record known to Shiloh, and you bet your boob job all the Hello Kitties will help it get there. Cartoons, capes, and anything American…they will wait By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 08:51 am
Jason Lewis Hitting Hot Harry’s Hot Seconds Remember last year Hot Harry on a Horse was doing some army training in Calgary and he hooked up with a few tarty skanks at Cowboys? It’s the establishment where women who work there shove their titties in mens’ faces for extra tips. Anyway… turns out life is kinda By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 08:48 am
My dad doesn’t look like this You won’t understand this if you were born of The Hills generation but if you were, like me, raised in the 80s, for about five minutes Rick Springfield had to have been your boyfriend. You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl So he was on By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 08:44 am
BFFs Gwyneth’s prettiest friend My Gwynnie and Christy Turlington belong in the same mommy club. They hang out, they have each other over for play dates, they look at themselves and snicker at other people for not being as tall, or as thin, or as elegant, or as rich, or as privileged. Actually…only By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 07:27 am
Gossip Girl Damn that MotherChucker! Leighton Meester shooting Gossip Girl today in New York pulling out the “move”: pretending she doesn’t want to be photographed. Love. Also attached – Jessica Szohr and Madchen Amick, Nate’s Mrs Robinson love interest. And as you can see from the new teasers just released, summer in the Hamptons By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 05:01 am
Famewhores Two Old Hags Dylan said to me the other day that it’s scary being a single straight dude these days: “I keep givin’ the business to, like, 16 year olds.” He means with his eyes. He keeps eyef7cking the underage ones, thinking they’re legal, only to find out he was 5 By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 03:44 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Amazing! Britney is celebrating the amicable resolution of her custody battle in Cabo with her assistant and friends, including George Maloof with whom she’s been friends for a long time. As you can see… her body, in a white bikini, it looks amazing. Amazing! And she’s smiling. Not the By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 02:52 am
Eric Bana Bana with a perm Eric Bana at the Melbourne International Film Festival with wife Rebecca Gleason the other night rockin’ some tight curls to go along with his little, little lips. Relax. I know it’s not a perm. But that is some serious coil, non? Still… am told Eric Bana is a popular By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 02:20 am
Douchebags The Child Star Standard Love it. Another child star f&ck up, emboldened by an overinflated sense of entitlement and invulnerability so indigenous to that special species of celebrity pushed into showbiz before they can properly conjugate a verb, took the wheel intoxicated this weekend and tried to kill someone. Call it preachy By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 02:06 am
Intro for Jul 28, 2008 Dear Gossips, Yet another child star became unhinged this weekend, trying to kill people with his car. Yay for child stardom! Perhaps an exception to the rule though – Natalie Portman…and child stars raised outside of North America. Away from Hollywood. What are the chances Emma Watson will NOT be By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 02:00 am
