Sports The Players Play in Monaco The duel of lifetime has hit the road – Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have been seen making out all over the French Riviera and also turned up in Monaco at the weekend for the Grand Prix. My sources say Lance loves the attention, it’s a big selling point for By Lainey • May 26, 2008 02:21 am
Break Ups Why Jess Gets No Respect Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a By Lainey • May 26, 2008 02:18 am
Madonna How Madge Moves Fifteen minutes before Madonna arrived on the carpet her personal trainer hustled in with some other dude pulling a glossy suitcase behind him. Now that"s preparation. Amazing. Guy was lingering around in a corner waiting for her too. Then they cleared everyone but security and her entourage from By Lainey • May 23, 2008 06:14 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Sharon for AMFAR No doubt she"s a crazy bitch. Loopy as all sh-t, unpredictable and prone to frequent and freakish incoherent outbursts. But last night Sharon Stone was there for AMFAR. As she is every year. And because she was there for AMFAR, she was working it for AMFAR on By Lainey • May 23, 2008 01:48 am
Maple Leaf Josh & Diane find a place Diane Kruger is a big deal in France. When she arrived last night with Joshua Jackson, the crowd outside erupted and Canal +, the French network live broadcasting the AMFAR carpet listed her as one of only 7 or 8 interviews planned from the event. So it"s actually the By Lainey • May 23, 2008 01:41 am
Harvey Weinstein Marchesa in real life It"s a mystery, the two of them together: Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman. Seeing them in person though, it makes a little more sense. She doesn"t seem terribly...quick...you know what I mean? He arrived more underdressed than any other man at the event. Cheap By Lainey • May 23, 2008 01:36 am
Clown Smut Loves the Low Road Good form would be to refrain from warring publicly. To let the lawyers do the talking, like Paul McCartney, and take the high road. Charlie Sheen doesn"t even know what the high road looks like. Why would he? Especially against a low road whore like Denise Richards...his By Lainey • May 22, 2008 04:30 am
Gorgessity Hard for Nat in Cannes My husband as you know has been photo editing for my gimpy arm. I have also lost all internet connection so we"re blogging from the blackberry. As such, he has been scouring photos for me while I write. Suddenly he"s all about the smut. What was By Lainey • May 22, 2008 02:45 am
Cameron Diaz The New Cam Love this. LOVE. Thought at first it was a costume thing. That Cameron Diaz could not possibly have shaved her head. But photographers insist that she did. That for the sake of authenticity on the set of My Sister"s Keeper, Cam went completely clean. Which takes balls. Which By Lainey • May 22, 2008 02:16 am
Madonna Madge and Gay Reeshay They just arrived. Guy is with her. He"s f*cking hot. But if we"re going to play body language assumption, it just doesn"t feel right. Posing together is almost perfunctory. Or maybe that"s because I"ve just spent a week quivering By Lainey • May 21, 2008 06:32 am
Hook Ups How Kate Learned to Play The buzz on the Croisette this morning is that Goldie Hawn was spotted at the VIP Room last night openly making out with some dude who was NOT Kurt Russell. Totally not caring who saw her. There"s been word for a while that she also spends quite a By Lainey • May 21, 2008 03:04 am
Clown Ebola Desperate to Spread Seal your windows and protect your children… this is Ebola Paris Hilton leaving a medical centre yesterday. Rumour has it, she`s been desperate to conceive and is rather frustrated that it hasn`t happened yet. Yes. That f*cking disease is trying to procreate. The world is about to By Lainey • May 21, 2008 02:18 am
Hook Ups Player Meets Player Love it. LOVE it. As you know, news broke late last week that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are dealing with each other. Dealing and duelling… it`s the perfect hook up. Kate is a manslinger who has enjoyed a carefree year of attachment-free romance. Perhaps in Lance she` By Lainey • May 21, 2008 02:02 am
Famewhores Mrs Alba When Laura and I heard last night that Jessica Alba had quietly married Cash Warren in advance of the birth of their baby, our first reaction was: She was ok with getting married not thin as a rail? All part and parcel of course of Jessica Alba`s continuing efforts By Lainey • May 21, 2008 01:57 am
Pitt "Porn" Pitt Porn Saturation My favourite comfort food: sliced beef and tomato over rice with baby bok choy. Some days in university I`d eat it every day for like 2 weeks, then take a break for a few days, but always bring it back right away. Yum. I could use some beef and By Lainey • May 21, 2008 01:40 am
Shoes The best blonde in Cannes But who else? Laura was standing 5 feet from my Gwyneth today at her Two Lovers photo call and I couldn’t believe it when she actually offered up some positive remarks. Laura is the toughest critic and not Gwyneth Paltrow’s biggest fan. She’s also been crusty because By Lainey • May 20, 2008 05:53 am
