Katie Holmes The Thinnification of Katie Holmes Tom Cruise and his amazing shrinking Robobride showed up at the LACMA opening of the Contemporary Art Museum Saturday night looking… actually kinda cute. As you can see, with his short ‘do and his big ass hidden shoe lifts, Tom is attempting to throw it back to his younger past. By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Viggo Mortensen Quirky Quiveration at the BAFTAs Daniel Day-Lewis – he won, of course – and Viggo Mortensen… older dudes with flair. And talent. And poetry in the bedroom. Clearly Psycho Geppetto is Viggo’s signature red carpet style this year. Me likey. Me likey a lot. Photos from Wenn.com By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Emily Blunt The Body at the BAFTAs Emily Blunt’s body is ridiculous. So ridiculous it even looks great draped in turquoise bedazzlement. Not my favourite Blunt carpet moment but still... that body. That body that is left alone too often and probably not appreciated properly by her official boyfriend - the staple of easy listening 97.3, By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Kate Hudson Three Whiskers at the BAFTAs Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has been laying low of late – no new projects confirmed, scrambling to find some new direction with his career beyond the teenybop. Good luck with that, honey. Word is he and Kate Hudson were seen with their heads together at one point – not making out but By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Whitney Houston Stroke Face & Weird Tits LOVE Whitney. Totally amped that Whitney’s about to be BACK. Thrilled she’s kicked the Bobby. Hopefully she’s kicked the blow. But let this be a lesson about the effects of the blow. Because her face… it just isn’t the same. And Whitney was once a world By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Ziyi Zhang Hello Kitty at the Grammys No clue what Zhang Ziyi was doing at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party but Hello Kitty Chinagirl should have stayed home… You know how North Americans have that expression about trailers? You can take the girl out of the trailer park but… blah blah blah? My mother has one By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Daniel Craig Bond on Set This is for Laura, my friend and producer, to get her week off to a good start. Daniel Craig shooting Bond 22, the one with the terribly awkward title, with the newest Bond girl Gemma Arterton. (Did you hear recently that Denise Richards was named Worst Bond Girl ever? Snort) By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Nicole Richie Nicole Underslept Nowadays the bags under her eyes are understandable, non? This is the mother of a month-old baby girl. And just like many other new moms, Nicole Richie also has that look of exhausted exhilaration that – so they say - comes with being in love with your own child. Here she By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
James Franco James Franco Clammy Face Remind you of Jonathan Rhys Meyers? Could totally be just the flu… But this is Hollywood. And this is James Franco on Saturday night at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum opening in LA on Saturday night. And that is a major case of clammy face, in these parts typically brought By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Shopping > Friends As you know, the Spice Girls are cutting out early from their reunion tour. Initial speculation centred around the Mels – that Mel B and Mel C could not bear each other and that their bickering had damaged the relationship beyond repair, to the point that they could no longer go By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Penelope Cruz Pene Cat Tail in Berlin Penelope Cruz is in Berlin for Elegy – total gorgessity at the photo call with Ben Kingsley and on the carpet for the premiere. LOVE the nude pumps. Not sure about that train. Reminds me of a puffy cat’s tail – am expecting it to start purring. Or maybe that’s By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Sienna Miller Sienna in a Sling At the Awards Of The London Film Critics" Circle tonight in London – Sienna showing yet again that she’s super cute casual but totally assy on a carpet, probably not wearing Marchesa but unfortunately just as sh*t. It’s the detailing around the shoulders and chest – looks like By Lainey • Feb 08, 2008 12:32 pm
Ashton Kutcher Staging in the Park Salma Hayek took her man and her baby and the paps for a walk yesterday in New York, giving photographers a safe glimpse at Valentina and giving us an image that is sure to sell the world over. Check at Salma bundled up and chic and her fiancé Francois caught By Lainey • Feb 08, 2008 05:31 am
Jessica Biel Pippy’s New Movie Sweet Xenu… is there no such thing as an audition anymore??? That Justin Timberlake is an accomplished and talented musician is undisputed. Because although Pipsqueak’s balls may not have dropped, he can certainly sing. And dance. And write. And produce. All at the same time. But an actor he By Lainey • Feb 08, 2008 04:57 am
Javier Bardem Weekend Quiveration The new cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring the two sure bets at for this year’s Oscars. It seems a foregone conclusion that Daniel Day-Lewis will take Best Actor and Javier Bardem will take Best Supporting… Even George Clooney has conceded: “If you want my honest opinion, I think By Lainey • Feb 08, 2008 04:35 am
Joaquin Phoenix There Could Be Oscars! The LA Times is reporting that they’ve reached a deal and should it pass the vote this weekend, Hollywood could be back to work as early as Monday! Which means that television will be back to normal in about 6 weeks! But that still doesn’t totally save Friday By Lainey • Feb 08, 2008 03:45 am
