Paris Hilton How Disease Walks Who walks like this? Out of her hotel!?!?! Look at it! Look at Hollywood Ebola posing, per usual, for the mere 20 seconds it takes to step from the doors to her car… I see her and something primitive rises from inside of me… they call it the will to By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 02:01 pm
Rumer Willis My Rumey in the front row? Poor Rumey missed out on her chance to shine at the Golden Globes, but 2008 still holds a treasure trove of new famewhoring opportunities. Next stop… New York Fashion Week! Fashion Week kicks off Friday for Fall 2008 and Rumer Willis arrived yesterday expected to C-list her way to By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 09:25 am
James McAvoy A Target for My Ethics James McAvoy and his wife Anne-Marie Duff at The Critics" Circle Theatre Awards in London today. If you’ve seen Atonement you’re no doubt aware of his impossible quiveration. So.F&cking.Hot. And he married a woman 10 years older right when his career was By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 05:02 am
Gwen Stefani King 2 – Confirmed! Am about to gloat – click away if you can’t stand it. People is confirming that Gwen Stefani is expecting her second. You’ll recall that on November 26th, I was the first to exclusively report that Gwen had cancelled a recording session because she wasn’t feeling well and By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 04:39 am
Lindsay Lohan Joan & Jackie Collins Ali Lohan is 14. Lindsay Lohan is 21. But for all intents and purposes, they may as well be like the Collins sisters. Too old and too tacky, only on Joan and Jackie it works. That Lilo looks bunk is not news… but at such a young age, Ali Lohan By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 04:04 am
Jessica Simpson Pro Jess & Romo It’s not Jess and John Mayer for me. Call me Cruise but this time I’m all over it. I am all over Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Because Jess and Tony make sense. Total sense. Just look at them! Last night leaving The Key Club on the Sunset By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 03:23 am
Drew Barrymore Honeymoon Over Drew Barrymore and Justin Long at the premiere of Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show last night in Hollywood making their first official red carpet appearance as a couple and taking the occasion way over the top. Which means the honeymoon is over. Which means they have entered the By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 02:57 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Intervention Another epic night – can hardly keep track. In short, Britney and Sam Lutfi had a huge scrap last night in front of the paps. She stormed off, ran off with a couple of photographers, called Adnan, hooked up with him for a while, then came home, had a standoff with By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 02:19 am
Just As She Is I will always love that part in Bridget Jones’s Diary – when Mark Darcy tells her at the bottom of the stairs that she’s a mess but still he likes her “very much… just as you are.” And that little song is playing in the background, cut to Jude By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 02:00 am
Victoria Beckham Wearing Posh Why is this so hot? SO hot. Check Becks in Brazil totally owning those pants and wearing Posh’s new Marc Jacobs tee promoting sun block. She’s naked on his chest. But is that enough protection? Brazil of course is home to some of the most ridiculously, freakishly attractive By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 07:00 pm
Tori Spelling Rossum For Money: Junior Murders Poetry I really should save this for a Friday, to send you roaring with laughter into the weekend. But it’s too good. It’s too f&cking good. And it’s so f&cking Rossum you will lose your sh*t. Promise. So in the February issue of By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 08:50 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts" Parental Accessories Angelina and Brad - their accessories last night at the SAGs. On her a gold cuff, a gift from her lover, and here’s the best part: The design on the cuff is a drawing by their son Maddox. Brad evidently had it engraved on to the bracelet. Now tell me By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 08:02 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Blender This cover makes my life. The Mickey Mouse ashtray, the Red Bull, the reference to her underwear, and a clarification from the editors that reads: This cover image is a composite photo. Britney did not pose for the picture. That, sadly, is not her body. Snort. It’s the “sadly” By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 07:24 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy Summons… Pippy Comes Runnin’! Shocker! While Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass have been in England massacring a movie with her bad accent, her Pipsqueak beau has been left to his own devices and seen partying solo and fighting temptation in LA. Rumours surfaced today from New York that he was spotted at Tenjune By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 06:44 am
Viggo Mortensen Best Dressed: Viggo Mortensen Don’t know what the hell that is dangling below his knee. Don’t care what it is either. Somehow it works. He’s weird enough to make it work. And he’s hot enough to quiver your loins even though he looks like psycho Gepetto. Seriously, I imagine Viggo By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 05:44 am
Julie Christie Best Actress: Julie Christie It seems a foregone conclusion now that Julie Christie will undoubtedly win the Oscar, making it the 2nd year in the row that the Academy has honoured the Silver Fox. In a youth-obsessed town, this is good news indeed. But enough about acting…how about the way Julie Christie By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 05:41 am
