Beyoncé Eat it Beyonce Last year it was Jennifer Hudson stealing her show. But this year there’s a much more formidable rival. Because while Beyonce continues to look like ass letting her mother dress her, Rihanna bears no such maternal burden. Which is why time and again, she is fiercely beating B at By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Eva Longoria Most Underwhelming: Eva Longoria, Ellen Pompeo Just didn’t care… did you care? Eva Longoria screams TV. Like whatever she’s wearing comes from the costume department at a soap opera. As for Ellen’s Nina Ricci - possibly the only woman who can make Olivier Theyskens look boring. Dull people shouldn"t wear champagne... Photos By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
The SAG Awards Due to the writers’ strike, this could be it. The SAG Awards – the only big splash carpet of the season. And it’s over. And there was a major upset: Ruby Dee beating out Cate Blanchett for Best Supporting Actress… Is this a sign of things to come come Oscar? By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Tara Reid Concrete Tits to Ghetto Tits: Cavalli Downgrades Call me Cruise and maybe even a little drunk but this is Tara Reid heading to a pre-Chinese New Year party with her new BFF Julien Macdonald in London trying to ingratiate herself with the Eurotrash jetset and actually looking… not bad. And the Stroke Face appears to have By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Lilo & Brody: New York & Sex Almost a year ago, about the same time she entered rehab for the first of three visits, Lindsay Lohan was supposedly horny-texting Brody Jenner, telling him she was craving “McDonald’s and sex”. Twelve months later, even though Brody apparently has a serious girlfriend, he and Lilo are both By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Alan Rickman Snape at Sundance Alan Rickman is a sexy beast. Yum. Especially in his hilarious striped jeans and leather cape at Sundance. OK so maybe it’s not a cape but still…wouldn’t you love to see Snape rock a leather cape? If you’re a Potter fan, a large part of your By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 04:41 am
Jennifer Lopez Disney Cheese Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz shot a series of portraits for Disney using celebrities as famous Disney characters. Totally cheesy, but kinda in a good way. Take La Lopez and Marc Anthony for example as Princess Jasmine and her man with Whoopi as Aladdin. So cheese. So love. And then there’ By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 04:25 am
Eva Longoria Soap Opera Forever You’d think, now that she’s been on prime time for almost 5 years, that Eva Longoria could finally stop dressing for daytime tv, non? This is what happens when you work with Ken Paves. Ugh. So here’s Eva in London promoting her new movie Over Her Dead By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 03:22 am
Brad Pitt Two Siblings for the Chosen One? The good news – Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins! The bad news – Star Magazine is the one reporting it. Which is very, very, very bad news indeed. Because they also reported not too long ago that Brad was packing up the Chosen One Shiloh and leaving Angelina to go back By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 03:01 am
Scarlett Johansson Definitely Quiveration, Maybe Engaged? Ryan Reynolds last night at the Definitely Maybe premiere without a beard for once posing with co-star Abigail Breslin. Totally thought I’d prefer him clean shaven, but seeing him here… it’s a little too Tiger Beat, non? Definitely maybe just a little stubble. As for those engagement By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 02:38 am
Taylor Kitsch The Smash, The Riggs – it’s Friday Night Quiver! The Smash doesn’t get enough love. And since it’s Friday, it’s time to give The Smash some love. But not before my tireless pleading… Only 3 new episodes of Fright Night Lights remain before the show runs out of script. But if you still haven’t had By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Ellen Degeneres Jakey’s Birthday Song for Ellen If you watch Ellen Degeneres, you are well aware she and Jake Gyllenhaal have this thing. It’s the cutest. YouTube has a few clips of his appearances and the last time he visited her, he asked her to do a First Nations greeting call with him consisting of a By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Sarah Jessica Parker All About the Clothes SJP fluttered about NYC yesterday for a print shoot in support of the upcoming Sex & the City movie. Michael K at DListed.com, always with a flair for description, called that blue wrap the “world’s biggest scrunchie”. Clever bitch. Thing is… on Sex & the city, fashion was By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Fashion GayFight! Only thing better than two bitches scrapping is two queens scrapping. Or in this case, three queens scrapping. So Mr Valentino has announced he’s retiring and, like any egomaniacal ‘mo would rightly do, is currently milking the longest goodbye, like, ever. As you know, Mr Valentino does not mince By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 06:52 am
Tori Spelling Junior’s Sperm Finds a Second Jackpot Like his mentor Kevin Federline, KFed Jr’s boys can swim hard. And when they dive, they always hit the target. In Touch Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling is pregnant and while In Touch is normally full of sh*t, Tori and Junior need the exposure. Pregnant and another By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 06:26 am
Lucy Liu A One Time Coat Not for everyone, hell no. You may think it’s ugly – and you certainly wouldn’t be alone – but as opposed to Blake’s Barbara Walter’s moment, at least there’s something campy arty going on. At least it’s fun. Lucy Liu’s pink and purple ensemble yesterday By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 05:54 am
