Jared Leto Vintage 1971 Re-Opened Click away if you can’t stand it. I hate gloat, especially twice a day, smut is a first come first serve rule. Am sorry. I was the first to report exclusively on Monday that Ashley Olsen and Jared Leto hooked up at the Art of Elysium event last weekend. By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:06 am
Kate Moss Robobride & Kate Moss??? Did you know they were friends? Really??? Kate Moss is celebrating her 34th birthday and a gift arrived today from none other than KatE Cruise. In typical Cruise fashion, as in over the top, Katie’s gift was… a bed! Delivery order attached and also photo of Kate leaving her By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 06:47 am
A Smutty Test the Nation! Shameless self promotion, click away if you can’t handle. So I keep saying I should study but also keep getting distracted! Which is why I’ll probably get my assed kicked on Test the Nation this coming Sunday, January 20th on CBC! I’ll be part of the Blogger By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 04:27 am
Kate Bosworth Heartbreak is the New Blow Kate Bosworth is currently fronting an ad campaign for Calvin Klein Jeans and will be on the cover of the new issue of Vogue as part of a press push for her new film 21, co-starring the quiverating sex machine Jim Burgess. In the article, Kate addresses her break By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 04:15 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried NOT Crazy??? So says Alli Sims. In an exclusive new interview with Us Weekly, on stands today, Alli Sims, in exchange for some free press for her singing career (snort), is talking about Britney. As reported yesterday, Alli openly expresses her distrust of Adnan and suggests that if she had been around By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 03:19 am
Kate Winslet Return of Our Favourite Smut is subjective but I can’t think of anyone, or remember receiving any message from anyone, who doesn’t love Kate Winslet. Don’t we all love Kate Winslet? Kate, as you know, keeps it low key. Which is why candids of her don’t crop up every other By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:54 am
George Clooney Sarah survives 2007 Well done Sarah Larsen who celebrated the new year still known as George Clooney’s girlfriend. Given Sarah’s titillating beginnings – click here if you need a refresher - making it to 2008 is indeed quite an accomplishment. So can you blame her for beaming last night on the arm of By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:23 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth According to Mom The paps caught up with Blythe Danner yesterday and asked her about Gwyneth’s hospitalisation. As you can see from Blythe’s blithe response in the video Gwyneth is fine. In fact, she’s “fabulous”, no longer in the hospital, and … Not pregnant. At least not according to mom, contrary By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:10 am
Jessica Simpson Bootycalling on his Blog Hate to gloat but… It was reported last week that John Mayer the pissing douche was on the loose, having split from Minka Kelly. This is what I wrote at the time: And now that Jessica Simpson is all over Tony Romo, maybe John is feeling a little slighted that By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:00 am
James Marsden Degrassi Star Comes Out Tonight, in an eTalk exclusive, Degrassi star Adamo Ruggiero talks publicly for the first time about coming out of the closet, coming to terms with his sexuality, and telling his parents. "I didn’t plan it that way… maybe it’s life imitating art… Degrassi let me do something By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Mad Money NASDAQ Damn. They are givin’er on promoting this movie. Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and of course Katie Holmes were on hand today to ring the opening bell at the NASDAQ. Not a bed marketing move, actually. Of course the Queen and Diane are adorable. And Katie too. Sort of. Spacey By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 07:00 pm
Natalie Portman Another Perpetrator of the Worst Pose Rachel Bilson said recently in Playboy that she would never pose nude. Thing is, posing nude just might be better than posing on all fours. It is the cheesiest pose ever. Ever. Check out Rachel on the cover and in the pages of the new GQ – total gorgessity but that By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Dissention! There is dissention deep within the Spears camp! As you know, Britney has been inseparable from her paparazzo lover Adnan for the last 2 weeks. Now Britney’s close friend/cousin/former enabler/single white female Alli Simms is cutting him down! In a new interview with Us Weekly, Alli By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 08:02 am
Jessica Simpson Papa Perv F*cks Up Again Jessica Simpson’s career is in deep sh*t. She can’t sell a movie, she can’t sell pop music so she’s trying her hand at country music… but now Texas hates her ass. And if her home state hates her ass, how the hell is she going By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 05:50 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass can’t do Period Pieces Edward Norton’s The Illusionist could have been a much stronger feature if not for its poor choice in leading lady. Face it –Jessica Biel is not Keira Knightley, or Natalie Portman, or Kirsten Dunst. And she cannot pull off those “period piece” looks…to say nothing of that atrocious By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 05:20 am
Paris Hilton FILA Ebola If I were on the board at FILA, I’d be cashing in my shares in getting the f&ck out. Because in hiring Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton as a spokesvirus, the brand has officially been infected. Which means their products are now contaminated and stocks will eventually plummet. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 03:45 am
