Mandy Moore Mandy Can’t Pose in Vegas Adore Mandy Moore. But she’s never been able to look comfortable on a carpet. See attached – Mandy last night at the Venetian all weird and awkward. Gorgeous, yes. All over the curves, yes. But there’s an effort element here that you can smell without having to be there… By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 07:00 pm
Jason Lewis Sex & the City Sin City Quiver The Venetian opened a new tower last night in Vegas and celebrities were on hand to commemorate the occasion. Hottest among them? Jason Lewis… Fresh off shooting in Malibu for the Sex & The City movie with Kim Cattrall, here’s Jason with Willie Garson on the carpet. As usual, By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Robobride Gets Fried Katie is getting slaughtered by critics for her role in Mad Money – then again, the MiniVan Majority doesn’t listen to critics or people with taste! New York Post: “And the cinematic comeback of the year award goes to…somebody other than Katie Holmes”…“Holmes, with Alice Cooper hair and By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston A Beard at The Ivy John Stamos has grown out a big bushy writer’s strike beard and decided to show it off at The Ivy yesterday. Hirsute or not, he’s a fine looking man, non? Handsome, amazing hair, amazing hair. The male hair counterpart to Jennifer Aniston. Happy for him – he has a By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 09:07 am
Sex & the Weak Didn’t think it was possible to be any more UNenthusiastic about the upcoming Sex & The City movie but then the poster came out and look at this sh*t. Sh*ttest, weakest, lamest. Or… Brilliant? Brilliant because this one image captures perfectly, exactly what is wrong with the By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 07:45 am
Kirsten Dunst My Kiki > Lilo Once upon a time, Lilo was the face of Miu Miu. The company quickly came to its senses and decided to start over. As you can see, my Kiki is a MUCH better choice. Check out the amazing new images from Kiki’s new Miu Miu campaign. She can vamp By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 05:39 am
Selma Blair The New & Improved Selma Blair Once upon a time, Selma Blair stopped eating – she was Nicole Richie before Nicole Richie. This year, Selma Blair quietly went to rehab. It apparently IS possible to go to rehab without fanfare. Almost 12 months later, and as you can see, Selma Blair looks amazing. Here she is last By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 05:21 am
Tom Cruise He is The Saviour Sweet Xenu – the clips just keep on coming! More footage from that Scientology instructional video has been released and it gets freakier and funnier. And they keep using that dude’s voice!!! Two clips for your viewing pleasure. The first is a brilliant demonstration of Scientology fellatio – 5 minutes of By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 04:51 am
Blake Lively Tiptoeing Out Gossip Girl cuties, from script to real life – Blake Lively and Penn Badgley showed up at Chanel’s Nuit de Diamants in New York last night, and I have no idea why she decided to look like a 50 year old. That dress, the hair… it’s atrocious. Sigh. Am By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 04:11 am
Jennifer Aniston The Aniston Racist Update Many of you have asked for an update on the situation. Click here for a refresher on what went down the other day. During the same “racialist” (booyakasha!) incident, Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards also tried to run the photographer off the road. The paparazzo was using a long lens and By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 03:54 am
Lindsay Lohan Blonde, Orange, and Lycra Can’t believe it’s 2008 and people still look like this. And in Hollywood too? Small town North America, maybe. Deep within the trailer park, absolutely. But on a red carpet? In Los Angeles? On a young starlet who should know better? This is Lindsay Lohan. And this is By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 02:53 am
Ashton Kutcher I see Demi! I see Rumey! Demi Moore on the cover of the new V Magazine- three different shots. Look closely at the one of Demi in the bikini… Finally! I see a glimpse of Rumey. Blink fast a few times and it’s there. She’s there. Very subtly, but she’s there. Now it By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 07:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Violent…or Heartbroken? Scuffle went down the other day between Chris Martin and a paparazzo in New York after she left the hospital prompting some to call Chris violent and out of control. Now I’m not one to hate on the paps – almost never in fact. The ones who use long lenses By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 07:00 pm
Eddie Murphy Two Weeks! Over already!!! People Magazine is reporting that after only 2 weeks of marriage, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds are DONE! Apparently, he was the one who filed for the annulment. Annulment. Hm…Marriage never consummated? Reason is not known. At least not publicly. Johnny Gill anyone? Or could the annulment By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:37 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!! So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:16 am
Jared Leto Vintage 1971 Re-Opened Click away if you can’t stand it. I hate gloat, especially twice a day, smut is a first come first serve rule. Am sorry. I was the first to report exclusively on Monday that Ashley Olsen and Jared Leto hooked up at the Art of Elysium event last weekend. By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:06 am
