Kid Rock Pam is Fertile Some people like Granny Freeze and Halle too, they try forever to get pregnant. Want desperately to get pregnant. And should get pregnant. But oftentimes can’t. And then there’s white trash. White Trash is prolific. White Trash progeny is everywhere. White Trash Pam and Britney and the rest By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:05 am
Rumer Willis My Rumey had a CUTE boyfriend??? Well she did…but apparently not anymore! And he is CUTE! And shares the same taste in headwear! Rumer Willis’s now ex boyfriend is called Rafi Gavron, a British actor, 19, who resembles James Franco. You’ll recall I reported last year a tip from a reader that saw By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise Andrew Morton Cruise bio: the EW Review Entertainment Weekly has the best writers ever – week after week, the magazine is stimulating and readable, every page from front to back, and doesn’t make you feel dirty when it’s over. EW is the best. So EW has just reviewed the Morton Tom Cruise bio. The review itself By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 09:43 am
Brad Pitt The Chosen One at Chuck E Cheese During their brief visit to Springfield, Missouri last week the Pitts also hit up Chuck E Cheese with all four Pitt kids and a gaggle of nieces and nephews. An enterprising civilian was savvy enough to pull out the camera phone – here are a few photos from Us Weekly. As By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 09:25 am
Jessica Simpson Pissing Douche on the Loose John Mayer is single again! According to People, after dating FNL’s Minka Kelly for a few months, the two have now broken up. Looks like Minka came to her senses. How do you go from Taylor Kitsch dripping sweat all over you to John Mayer pulling out his pee By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 08:54 am
Tom Cruise Giving the Gift of Xenu Of all the stars that Xenu has taken from us, none is more heartbreaking than Will Smith. Who doesn’t love Will Smith? We all love Will Smith. Which is why Xenu and Tom Cruise covet him so. As you know, Will’s friendship with Tom, allegedly (according to Andrew By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 06:27 am
Paris Hilton Ebola Targets Oscar She has already ravaged half of the young Hollywood population, now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is aiming her virus at an entire institution. And her disease is so deadly, she just might succeed. Brace yourselves: Ebola says she is going for an Academy Award. Her priority for 2008 apparently is By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 05:55 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Daily It never stops… Today’s Chicken Fried update in break: Britney went out with her assistant for a drive yesterday carrying her dog in her lap and smoking a ciggie at a gas station. Meanwhile every weekly has her on the cover – OK! Magazine spent a reported $1 million on By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 05:32 am
Jessica Biel Cheating on Shelf Ass? The New York Daily News supposedly ran a story the other day about Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake hooking up with actress Amanda Seyfried at a bar in NYC last week. Apparently the two shared a drink, seemed cuddly, and left together after only 15 minutes suggesting that Pip might be stepping By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 04:22 am
Lucy Liu Overkill at Letterman Did you watch Cashmere Mafia? It’s been destroyed by critics but viewer votes are still trickling in. In support of her new show, Lucy Liu appeared on Letterman last night in total fashion overkill. The dress, as you can see, is all kinds of amazing. Amazing. Amazing McQueen, I By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 04:05 am
Britney Spears The Wrath of Mighty Opes It’s not the Spears Family Dr Phil needs to be afraid of. Because the Spears Family is nothing compared to the Mighty Opes. An Opes so mighty she can swing an election. And Dr Phil better hope and pray the Mighty Opes is too busy workin’ her ass off By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 03:21 am
George Clooney Post Critics’ Choice at Shutters Monday night, after the Critics’ Choice Awards, several high profile celebrities headed to Shutters to celebrate including George Clooney, Javier Bardem WITH Penelope, Sean Penn, Eddie Vedder, dirty Benicio del Toro…and more. Most were well behaved. But Emile Hirsch is a dickhead. More on that later. George is still By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 02:41 am
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Amy Winehouse You Likey? Me likey! Me scaredy! But me likey! This is Amy Winehouse. And I LOOOVE the tee. As for reports that she vacationed over the holidays with her ex boyfriend… GOOD! As for her mother in law giving her sh*t for doing it while that skeeze she married rots away By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Spears Family Damage Control Oh please. This is precisely the problem. Always looking for someone and something else to blame. A million excuses all diverging away from their own home. This is why Britney has never learned accountability. As you know, Lynne Spears is currently Enemy #1 as Chicken Fried Stupid and Chicken Fried By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 07:00 pm
Christy Turlington A Face Forever Face to Face, Angelina Jolie vs Christy Turlington…who wins the Face Off? I can’t decide. And they both have amazing noses. Christy"s face is all time. Am weak when I look at her. Here’s Christy and Ed Burns at the premiere last night of 27 By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 06:07 am
