Jessica Alba Agreeing with Alba She’s pregnant and she’s been crustier than hell but on this point, we are in total agreement. It’s Jessica Alba on Zac Efron as told to Elle Magazine: "He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, ‘My God, you’re just By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 02:26 am
Katherine Heigl Princess MiniVan It’s only the beginning. Katherine Heigl’s 27 Dresses, a film that has MiniVan Majority written all over it, has apparently tested so well with chicks the studio moved it back a week to take on Mad Money. Word is, the newlywed Katie Heigl will trump Katie Holmes, solidifying By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 01:58 am
George Clooney George No Sarah George Clooney arrived solo at Critics’ Choice last night which was surprising considering he’s been trotting that Sarah Larsen out everywhere these days. Given that she was a cocktail waitress and a Vegas hired party girl before he plucked her, I can’t imagine she would have had anything By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 01:40 am
Intro for Jan 08, 2008 Dear Gossips, The first occurrence of Pitt Porn in 2008! Yum! Will the Pitts spoil Granny Freeze’s fertility party? And Julie Christie is two for two, taking the lead in the Best Actress race after winning at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. Forget what I said yesterday… is By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 12:37 am
Victoria Beckham Becoming Victoria Beckham I’ve only written about this loser a couple of times on my blog and generally don’t want to make it a habit but today was too good to pass up. Katie Price/Jordan had her tits reduced and also what looks like a nose job. And I don’ By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Rachel Bilson Cute for a Cause Amazing what a likeable girl will do for a not-so-likeable boy. Rachel Bilson met Hayden Christensen on the set of Jumper – their new movie due out next month for which they’ve been exploiting their relationship for months. But so do the Pitts, right? And the Pitts also By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn 2008 It’s been too long, I’ve missed it so much… have you? Praise Xenu – Pitt Porn made a raging return last night at the Critics’ Choice Award as Brad and Angelina were affectionate on the carpet and total hotness inside. Actually… total hotness outside too. Total hotness everywhere! Check By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears What Happened Last Night So Britney returned from a romantic weekend getaway with Adnan, her paparazzo boyfriend. According to my sources, aside from flattery and the obvious gratification, she was using Adnan to get back at Sam Lutfi because Sam urged her to get help last week. Sam on the other hand is said By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Jamie Lynn Spears Chicken Fried Mother Daughter Photo Op While Britney was losing her sh*t last week, Lynne Spears was back in Louisiana engineering Jamie Lynn’s first pregnancy “candids”. And Mama thought of every detail. Because Mama is on the defensive. Ever since Jamie Lynn’s baby bombshell, Lynne’s mothering has been critically attacked. Which is By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears What Happened Last Thursday Exclusive details about what happened last Thursday when all that sh*t went down at Britney’s house. As you know, she showed up late for her deposition. After her deposition was a scheduled visit with the kids. My sources say she spent much of the time trying on clothes By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Drew Barrymore Drew in Palm Springs Drew Barrymore presented on stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival looking gorgeous in an awkward length dress. Drew has been loving it up on holiday with Justin Long since wrapping Grey Gardens in Toronto where she spent an equal amount of time loving it up with him at local By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 07:28 am
Katie Holmes More from the Morton GMD Exposé!!! It’s a long summary but well worth the read and chills, chills, chills. Could Little Sci have been conceived by the Founder Sci L Ron Hubbard??? Is that why she’s called Suri? It"s true, anyone hoping for confirmation of Tom being gay will not be satisfied, By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 06:17 am
Victoria Beckham Posh in Yellow, Becks in Tight Pants Given that Britney has captured world wide attention, Victoria knew she needed to push it an extra mile for photos this weekend…which accounts for the concrete tits encased in bright yellow and a cheap ass pair of matching strappy standals. Her quiverating husband also provides some camera worthy moments. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 04:20 am
Lindsay Lohan This Is What You Get… When you give it up right away. Sure, the dude is a skeeze. But time and again, Lindsay Lohan has demonstrated that she has the worst man taste ever. So who’s the bigger asshole? It’s one thing to own your sex – but sluts don’t own their own By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 03:27 am
Milo Ventimiglia Hayden & Milo love Fried Chicken Compared to the Spears sisters, what’s a little case of a perv dating a child? Last week, I reported that Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia took advantage of the Jamie Lynn pregnancy to slowly leak their true dating status under the blessing of her mother, thereby taking away the By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 03:09 am
Britney Spears Britney Free, Whereabouts Unknown As you know, Britney was released from Cedars after two nights – doctors declared she was no longer an imminent danger and could not hold her for treatment against her own will. Big sh*tstorm over the weekend about Dr Phil’s involvement: he says he was asked by family, ie By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 02:49 am
