Jessica Simpson Simpsons Holiday: Distraction or Relaxation? Jessica Simpson and pervy Papa Pimp Joe Simpson and her mother and her friends took Tony Romo to Cabo this weekend for a little R&R. Apparently Jess and Tony were seen rubbing each other’s asses, very affectionate with each other and very friendly with her parents. Ew. By Lainey • Jan 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Found! Celebtv.com has video of Britney and Adnan this weekend – passing around a lollipop on a hotel balcony while gallivanting with no pants on. As mentioned last week, Adnan has secured exclusive photos of the two of them for his agency and is trying to sell them for hundreds of By Lainey • Jan 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Marion Cotillard Polley & Christie Honoured by New York Film Critic Oh Canada! Sarah Polley’s Away From Her was awarded last night at the New York Film Critics Circle last night for Best First Film and her leading lady Julie Christie received the Best Actress honour, positioning her well for an Oscar nomination to be announced 2 weeks from now. By Lainey • Jan 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Taylor Kitsch Need A Friday Pick-me-Up? First Friday of the year, need a break from the drama? First… FNL returns tonight! Brand new episode and I hear Julie gets hot for Riggins!!! Here’s a taste of Taylor Kitsch to get you through to tonight. TK in Men’s Health from February 2007. Damn. Friday Night By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 08:35 am
Brad Pitt All The Pitts Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt joined the rest of the Pitts in Springfield, Missouri on Wednesday for a family gathering at a local pizza parlour. Brad’s parents were present, along with his siblings and their spouses and their kids too. All told, including the four children from the First By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 08:11 am
Tori Spelling Junior Makes Himself Useful While KFed is totally rehabilitating his image, KFed Junior is making himself useful – as a punching bag for his bank account wife. Literally. Brand new Rossum from Tori and her goldigger! Here she is, with a full face of makeup during some kind of kick box workout in close quarters By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 07:25 am
Britney Spears No Charges, No Lynne, Pro Kevin Police have confirmed Britney will not be charged for last night’s dramatics. At press time, Britney is under 72 hour lockdown at Cedars having been interviewed by doctors last night. KFed was also queried about her mental state and she is expected to be assessed over the weekend, with By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 07:15 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze Hates Fried Chicken! Thwarted time and again… poor Granny Freeze. If not for Britney losing her sh*t and Lilo falling off the wagon, more of our smutty attention would be directed towards Granny’s 45th pregnancy mystery – is she or isn’t she? As you know, Nicole has expertly controlled and managed By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 05:03 am
Avril Lavigne Lil John > Punk Ass Whiny Bitch NYE at Prive, Avril Lavigne was hosting a party but Lil John ended up grabbing the mic and counting down to midnight. Be honest, Lil John can hype a crowd waaaay better than Punk Ass Poseur and her squeaky voice. When Avril saw that Lil John had trumped her, she By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 03:51 am
Britney Spears Ebola Grooms Her Brother Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton showed up at Teddy’s last night with her 18 year old brother Barron. Now that she’s no longer an heiress and Barron no longer an heir, after their grandfather decided to donate the bulk of his fortune to charity, Ebola is charged with grooming By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 03:24 am
Britney Spears Britney to Lose Visitation After last night’s drama, the babies are now safely back with Kevin Federline, Jayden James is doing fine, and KFed’s legal team will be storming the court this morning, not surprisingly, to strip Britney of all visitation rights. Britney meanwhile is being held for mental evaluation at Cedars By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 02:40 am
Pamela Anderson Pam Comes Home Pamela Anderson, poster skank of white trash, returned home to British Columbia this week without Rick Salomon. First she hit up Whistler with her parents and her kids intent on some family time. Then on Thursday she left her boys with her folks and hooked up with a notorious hard By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 09:34 pm
Britney Spears Weight Loss & Jayden As reported earlier, Britney is not in danger though it has now been revealed that her younger son Jayden James was also taken to hospital in an ambulance. However, observers say JJ was alert and heard giggling and sucking on a soother while being carried inside the hospital by a By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 09:01 pm
Britney Spears The Standoff Britney was deposed on Thursday, miraculously arriving at her hearing but over 90 minutes late. As such, she was only questioned for 14 minutes before leaving and rescheduling. After that she headed home for visitation with her kids. At 7pm she was supposed to turn them back over to KFed’ By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 08:02 pm
Britney Spears Hospitalised During the standoff, Britney was observed by officers to be under the influence. They were able to retrieve the children, hand them off to KFed, and Britney was then seen taken to the Cedars Sinai Medical Centre via ambulance on a gurney (attached) for what’s being called a “mental By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Tough Love and Intervention Britney’s father has arrived at the hospital and is said to be working with Kevin to finally commit Britney into seeking long term care. OK Magazine is reporting Britney was sobbing when carried out of her house and that “when she arrived at the hospital, she had managed to By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 07:00 pm
