Intro for Jan 04, 2008 Dear Gossips, It’s finally Friday but no one has slept. As I’m sure you’ve heard, Britney Spears escalated her chicken fried crazy to new heights making it an epic night in smut. Full recap below and breaking news as it happens. Refresh often. Yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham DVB: the new ad Love, love, love. The magic of photoshoppe on her face and the quivering effect of his squint on my loins… yum! PS. What would you think if I told you my wedding invitation looked like this? It was pure, unadulterated cheese. Snort. Photo from Splash By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 07:07 am
Lindsay Lohan More Pride for Dina! Dina Lohan, best mother ever, must be so proud. Not only did her daughter straddle some random in Italy on NYE in front of the paps, she was also caught hooching straight from the bottle – which means, big surprise, Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon. See the video here By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 06:40 am
Lindsay Lohan Pot. Kettle. Orange Dina Lohan is lecturing another mother on being a poor parent. Dina Lohan!!! So remember Lilo was dating that punk called Riley? And they broke up and he sold his story to a British tabloid telling the News of the World that Lindsay is a sex freak and loves to By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 03:14 am
Joshua Jackson Pacey Primadonna? NYE Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were partying in New York at the Soho Grand in the penthouse. Just before midnight the hotel asked everyone to move downstairs. Josh and Diane apparently had to share a table with others and according to Page Six he threw a strop and refused By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 02:38 am
Brad Pitt Becoming Brad Pitt Ryan Reynolds was spotted on his Ducati yesterday in West Hollywood looking remarkably like Brad Pitt even down to the beat up shoes! Only scruffier and with maybe slightly less Pants Talent. If memory serves, Brad also has a Ducati and of course there’s the cap. Is Ryan supporting By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 01:22 am
Rumer Willis New Year, Good Angles! My Rumey is kicking off 2008 in fine fashion! As you can see, Rumer worked her few good angles yesterday while shopping in LA. And although the shorter hair is preferable, the longer waves are completely unfortunate… at least not here. Rumey of course is getting ready for the Golden By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 01:11 am
Tom Brady Divine Proof Bet your boob job they don’t even have to speak. What could possibly need to be said? Or further expressed? Or clarified? Absolute gorgessity needs no embellishment. Here are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen out in NYC last night. Look at them. Look at him. Look at her! That By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 12:40 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Worth the Money Looks like OK! Magazine bought Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears for a bargain. Last week’s teen pregnancy cover story was the magazine’s highest selling, topping the previous #1 – Britney’s photoshoot meltdown from the summer, during which she smeared chicken fried grease all over designer items, pee’d By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 12:15 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Fired! Chicken Fried Used! Britney Spears missed yet another deposition yesterday with no acceptable excuse – this after spending 5 hours at a hotel with Adnan, that creepy swarthy married paparazzo who has apparently now become her boyfriend/protector. As a result of her latest legal defiance, per TMZ.com, her attorneys are firing her, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 12:00 am
Nicolas Cage Hello Canada: Michael J Fox Time for a break from the twats and the twits. New issue of Hello Canada on stands today features a wonderful interview with Michael J Fox. As you know, Michael has been living with Parkinson’s for 16 years. His first book Lucky Man was released in 2002 and was By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:00 pm
Heath Ledger Heath & Gemma After a romp with Helena Christensen and a rumoured hook up with Lindsay Lohan (I call bullsh*t), Heath Ledger has found love close to home in the form of 20 year old Australian supermodel Gemma Ward. Gemma, as you can see, is your typical genetic freak. Limbs and features By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:00 pm
Leonardo DiCaprio Leo Loves Bar… and Kelly Clarkson??? Us Weekly is reporting that Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli spent NYE in Vegas at The Bank with Lukas Haas and a huge entourage ordering up $30,000 bottles of champagne. At midnight Leo and Bar kissed long and hard and horny. Very hot. Not so hot? This visual: Leo By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:27 am
Brad Pitt Daddy & Pax Pitt Brad took Pax out for a spin the other day and dropped by the Make It Right site in New Orleans. As you can see, Pax is clearly enjoying the ride. And Brad is clearly making time for all his children. And still, even though he’s not been photographed By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:07 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried New Year’s Eve Gah! Spoke too soon! Though she wasn’t falling down at some club and coked out of her eyeballs, Britney still managed to welcome the new year with a dose of Chicken Fried Stupid. And skanky. Word is she was with her boys and a court appointed supervisor AND THAT By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 02:17 am
Katherine Heigl Ingrate Makes More Money America’s new sweetheart Katherine Heigl was married two weeks ago in Park City, Utah. In case you were hoping for an invitation but didn’t receive one, it appears OK! Magazine has paid a handsome price for the privilege. Now you can stop wondering what her dress looked like. By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 01:53 am
