Madonna Madge’s Indian Holiday Madonna and family have much to celebrate. She signed a $100 million ten year deal with Live Nation meaning she’ll still be poppin’ and rockin’ until she’s almost sixty, she worked with Pip and Timbaland on a new album set to drop this Spring, and now comes news By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:50 pm
Victoria Beckham Grey & Ugly I have a high threshold for pain when it comes to Posh. Takes a lot for me to find her unbearable. But even I can’t excuse Posh’s NYE ensemble. Seems Victoria the style expert forgot her foundation doesn’t match her orange. And pulling back her hair doesn’ By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:46 pm
Lindsay Lohan Dina’s Pride & Joy Here’s Lindsay Lohan in the pages of the Daily Mail on NYE spreading her orange ass all over some local dude called Dario. So how drunk do you have to be to let this happen while paps are swarming the joint waiting for you to f&ck up? By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:42 pm
Jamie Lynn Spears Let’s Call It What It Is If it’s totally acceptable to call Katie Couric a cougar for dating a man 17 years her junior and Helena Christensen the same for dealing with Heath Ledger who’s younger by a decade, then how about taking Milo Ventimiglia off your Freebie Five and labelling him a perv? By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:39 pm
Jessica Simpson How to Help Your Man Gisele Bundchen is a supermodel, by profession and genetic jackpot, understandably one of the most narcissistic creatures on the planet. And still, Gisele is capable of putting her ego away when a game is on the line. When her man Tom Brady needs to focus on the job, Gisele knows By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:37 pm
Justin Chambers Dr Karev on the town Justin Chambers is the quivering hotness. And Karev, along with Dr Bailey, remains one of the few redeeming qualities of a show that has turned to sh*t. Check out Justin the other night hitting up Goa in Hollywood. Justin of course is married with several children. He is sexy By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 02:22 am
Beyoncé From The Shoulders Up… It’s all good… Beyonce at the Vegas opening of Jay Z’s 40/40 last night with big hair and lovely makeup looking so pretty. But only from the shoulders up. From the shoulders down…too many shades of Tina Knowles. Starting with the back fat. Now of course By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 01:32 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried How to Keep a Guy Damn. Lynne Spears raised ‘em good. Real good. As I reported last week, Jamie Lynn may have deliberately used pregnancy to keep her man. Click here for a refresher. Now there’s word that her baby father had been cheating on her repeatedly – apparently one of the women he was By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:51 am
Britney Spears The Perfect Victim Chicken Fried Stupid is probably too stupid to realise this is the best thing that’s happened to her all year. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has officially infected Kevin Federline. Which can only mean one thing: Kevin Federline is now diseased. KFed is now KF&cked. It might take By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:29 am
Kate Hudson Lilo: Player Poseur How desperate were the folks running the Capri Film Festival to secure celebrity attendance? Seriously… Bestowing a lifetime achievement award on Lindsay Lohan’s orange shoulders – WTF??? She’s 21! And she’s made TWO decent movies! And Mean Girls was ALL Tina Fey! Capri… please!!! But of course Lilo By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:14 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston: How to Stay Relevant The National Enquirer is reporting she’s pregnant. Her tireless publicist, Stephen Huvane, quickly shot it down. You will note – Us Weekly has openly called Huvane a liar on many, many, many occasions. Indeed, he does seem to contradict himself with alarming regularity. But maybe that’s because his client By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 11:53 pm
Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola Infects the Penns Disaster ensues wherever it goes. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has no mercy and her success rate is virtually unmatched among diseases. And while she may be an heiress no more, she is and will always be a dirty virus, killing everything in her path, growing stronger with every victim. Once By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 11:30 pm
Mischa Barton When in LA… For the better part of the year, Mischa Barton elected to stay away from LA, spending time in London, in New York, shooting in Regina, Canada… anywhere but the rotting cesspool of sh*t known as Hollywood where bare coochies for the paps are abundant and cocaine blows as freely By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 11:28 pm
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams W Magazine: Best of 2007 Non fans became fans and fans became obsessed… the Beckhams kicked off their American invasion with this spread in W Magazine and had everyone talking. Especially the haters. Click here to review the spread. And don’t lie… you know you want to. Attached – behind the scenes screen caps of By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Presenting Katie Holmes: Best of 2007 2007 was the year we were introduced to the new Cruise patented move: the Presentation of Katie Holmes. Red carpet after red carpet, Tom would arrive at some event with his robobride in tow, and like a proud father at the cotillion, Tom would “present” his wife with cameras flashing. By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Paris Latsis Ebola Boo Hoo: Best of 2007 And finally… the best moment of the year. Could there really be another moment to top this? Did we all not stand up and cheer and cackle and get rip roaring drunk on June 8th when Rocky Delgadillo hauled Ebola’s diseased ass back to jail? Let’s recap the By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
