Victoria Beckham Posh & Becks underdressed More mayjah quiveration – Becks for Armani. And while the shots of him in his undies are undoubtedly delicious, my favourite is the one where he’s walking with his shirt open and his pants ON…hanging delectably from a set of washboard abs and narrow hips. THIS is how you By Lainey • Dec 17, 2007 03:23 am
Celine Dion La Fromage: Au Revoir Vegas C’est fini! Celine’s Vegas run is officially over and, as expected, because she is Celine, she exited the stage with an extra helping of super cheese overload giving her fans what they came for. Only Celine Dion could perform on a stage with Santa Claus riding a bike. By Lainey • Dec 17, 2007 02:32 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze: Aussie No All that Botox must be freezing her style receptors…because Nicole Kidman has never, ever been so off the mark. Holy sh*t! Check her out, front and back, at the Australian premiere of the Golden Compass at the weekend. The hair has been geriatric frizz for a while now By Lainey • Dec 17, 2007 02:09 am
Kylie Minogue Kylie Minogue: Aussie Yes Kylie has said that since cancer, she’s had to live with a new body, that the shape simply won’t go back to what it used to be. Judging from her appearance on the X Factor finale the other night, this is a good thing. Because not only is By Lainey • Dec 17, 2007 02:00 am
Tom Cruise Why Xenu Loves Will Will Smith once said that he owns the 4th of July, referring to his impressive Independence Day box office record, not only with the title film’s impressive performance but with most of his summer blockbusters, regardless of how well or how poorly they’re reviewed. Suffice to say after By Lainey • Dec 17, 2007 01:33 am
Jennifer Lopez Vampire Appreciation Thanks to Maria for the clip. Some, if not many, will disagree. I find it hard to believe myself – three years ago, I couldn’t stand to look at him. Indeed, Marc Anthony is not only not easy on the eyes, he’s downright hideous on the eyes. But then By Lainey • Dec 16, 2007 07:00 pm
Pamela Anderson Pam & Rick: take two How much more low classy does it get? She filed for divorce on Friday, now they’ve decided to work it out and will not be separating. Holy white trash heaven. Here’s Pam shopping with Rick yesterday – you’ll note her face is super bunk ass from their fight. By Lainey • Dec 16, 2007 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh Flesh Many of you have emailed about these photos in the Daily Mail – of Posh on stage in London oozing, literally, out of her Cavalli. Like the images of her saggy legs a few months ago, they have not been photoshopped. I suppose this is what happens when the British press By Lainey • Dec 16, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Unwelcome First – the Piece of Me video. In case you haven’t seen it, click here. Better than the Gimme More disaster, yes. But that’s like comparing sh*t to diarrhoea. At the end of the day, it’s still sh*t and the saddest part is, there are glimpses By Lainey • Dec 16, 2007 07:00 pm
Mischa Barton The Daily Bitch… Please! I mean seriously… Mischa Barton is in Belfast to promote Closing the Ring. So she decides to invite a pap up to her luxury hotel room to take unflattering photos of her posing on her bed wearing an outfit not even I can excuse. The animal print is unflattering. And By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 12:23 pm
Cate Blanchett Marion Cotillard: Best of 2007 Sorry. I’ve been harping about her for months. But if you’ve seen La Vie en Rose, you know why. And non-English speaking actors are often ignored. Marion Cotillard’s performance as Edith Piaf is nothing short of extraordinary. Even legendary. Some critics have described it as “monumental” By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 08:14 am
John Travolta Gay Biker Chic: Best of 2007 John Travolta had a lot of fun promoting Wild Hogs – leather pants rubbin’ up on his privates all day. It’s only too bad they made him leave the studded dog collar and leash at home. But still…how can you not look at this and giggle? 2007 was quite By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 07:20 am
Tori Spelling Junior Hits Paydirt: Worst of 2007 Sweet suffering Xenu… KFed Jr knocked up Tori Spelling and we had to endure the debut of his bank account. One Rossum photo after another Rossum photo, but this one has to take the cheese. Look at them. Look at Tori all sweet and mothering and still ugly. And Junior By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 05:46 am
Clive Owen Clive’s Quiverating Cologne: Best of 2007 Clive Owen’s ad for Hypnose Homme Lancome and click here for the commercial. Now tell me you wouldn’t want him wanting you with his eyes like that. A little sweaty now? By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 04:48 am
Jessica Biel Rise of the Shelf Ass: Worst of 2007 A year ago today, Jessica Biel was nowhere near public recognition. As far as Jessicas are concerned, she fell way behind Alba and Simpson. But by this time last year, Jessica had been pimping her Shelf Ass super hard, making sure to always be seen outside her gym working out By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 03:55 am
Money no Mystery This is Georgina Chapman last night headed to the Waverly Inn in NYC for a pre-wedding party. Her own pre-wedding party. Georgina is a former model, now the designer behind Marchesa. Which is ugly but not the point. The point is… look at her. She is gorgeous. And By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 02:57 am
