Katie Holmes Raped by KatE’s Sugar Major sugar raping, as Keira Knightley would say. Mrs Cruise on the cover of the January issue of In Style. And she looks great. Don’t like the hair style but do like how the hair’s been styled…make sense? Not overly coiffed, looks like it moves, it’s By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 01:52 am
Intro for Dec 13, 2007 Dear Gossips, Atonement led the way this morning earning 7 nominations including best actress and actor acknowledgements for both Keira Knightley and James McAvoy. Which is no surprise. Even before TIFF, the film’s buzz was loud. And deservedly so. But will there even be a show? Due to the By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 01:34 am
Roger Ebert Critic Comeback: Best of 2007 In April 2007, Roger Ebert started going to the movies again after fighting cancer. By his own description, he wasn’t the most attractive man, even for a movie critic. But that’s just physical. His comeback was one of the most touching moments of the year. And his candour By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 07:00 pm
Geri Halliwell Air Spice Spice Girls were at Heathrow today to open Virgin Atlantic’s new terminal at the airport. Poor Baby Emma has been hobbled after tripping on stage during the concert the other night. The girls’ multi-date run in London begins in a few which means they’ll be spending Christmas By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 07:00 pm
Hugh Grant Hugh’s Beans: Best of 2007 When: April 2007 Where: Outside his flat in London Who: Hugh Grant What: He attacks a photographer How: With beans!!! A tupperware full of beans!!! Funniest.Sh*t.Ever. And many, many of you agree…thank you for your submissions! I love them, I read them all, please continue! What By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 08:08 am
Jennifer Hudson Andre Leon Talley vs Patricia Field? Remember that weird lookin’ jacket Andre Leon Talley made Jennifer Hudson wear on the carpet at the Oscars? Yeah that piece of fashion advice sucked. But JHud was just styled by the inimitable Patricia Field while working on Sex & the City the movie… and then she showed up last By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 07:55 am
Victoria Beckham Beckham Porn in Vegas Monday night, perhaps immediately following her interview with Larry King, according to Vegas reporters Posh tagged along with Becks to a peeler bar called Spearmint Rhino. Everyone in the establishment apparently lost their sh*t. But of course they did. Who wouldn’t want to get with Becks. Or both? By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 06:29 am
Denzel Washington Denzel and Long Leather Oprah When Oprah likes you…No, when Oprah LOVES you…she throws her full might behind whatever it is that you’re selling, leading her lambs to your project and guaranteeing smash hit success. Just ask Jessica Seinfeld. This weekend it was Barack Obama. Last night it was Denzel Washington at By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 05:09 am
Britney Spears Lilo & the Chicken Fried Faux Father First things first – kudos to Lindsay Lohan for maintaining sobriety out of rehab. Hopefully it will continue over the holidays? But what of the company she’s keeping? The good news is Lilo is working. The bad news is she’s singing again. And what’s worse, she’s recording By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 03:03 am
Madonna Her Madgesty is a Yoga Bitch It’s Madonna. Of course she’s demanding. Of course she doesn’t want to be insulted by your presence. Especially not when she’s working out. So Madonna and family are currently spending time in New York. As you know, she’s a fitness freak and dropped in for By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 02:26 am
Tom Cruise Down Boy! It’s one thing to show up with his big ass teeth and shoelifts to support his gaycrush in LA…it’s another to follow him across the country to walk the red carpet. But the Tom Cruise’s loins were afire and sometimes the quiver is too compelling. After By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 02:10 am
Jessica Simpson John Mayer ShameFace: Best of 2007 By the end of it, when it actually ended, I admit… I was kinda sad. Too many fun smutty moments came from their relationship and the thought of Jess’s cheap ass weave getting urinated on by John Mayer was just too good. But what should never have been could By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Fire Your Father Not exactly a shocker but still… given that her last album tanked, there is no way Joe Simpson can explain this away. Or save his daughter’s career. Blonde Ambition is going straight to DVD on January 22. Because it sucks ass. Because her father keeps lining projects up for By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jesse Plemons Bring Back Crucifictorious! It’s Landry! Hobnobbing with Opes and Denzel! Last night at The Great Debaters premiere, here’s Jesse Plemons of Friday Night Lights – the show you’re not watching…because it’s too good? For FNL fans – am tired of Anxiety Landry. Bring back Best Zingers Landry. And bring back By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Victoria Beckham They Don’t Make ‘Em… Like they used to. There will be young gossips coming to this site today who’ll take one look at the photos, note it’s Jack Nicholson…and quickly move on. Ugh, they’ll say. Who cares? And then it’s back to The Hills, the Lauren Conrads, the Brody By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried No Show Stupid stupid stupid. Britney Spears was scheduled to show up in court today to be deposed by KFed’s lawyer as part of their ongoing custody battle. She would have been grilled on drug use and suspect parenting techniques and how much sex she’s been having with random men. By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
