Keira Knightley Keira Knightley Can’t Smile For many reasons. First because she’s addicted to her own pout. Huge jaw protruding, lips slightly gaping… fashion editors everywhere seem to think this is a good look. Or perhaps it’s only because it’s a better look than the alternative? The alternative is the Keira Knightley smile. By Lainey • Dec 04, 2007 02:47 am
Johnny Depp Sweeney Todd in New York Keith Richards made a rare public appearance last night at the New York premiere of Sweeney Todd. As did a fairly friendly Sacha Baron Cohen. Because Sweeney Todd is cool. Because Tim Burton is cool. And of course Johnny Depp is cool. As mentioned before, Stephen King wrote a great By Lainey • Dec 04, 2007 02:25 am
Mary Kate Olsen Dolce Douche Sean Avery, who dated Elisha Cuthbert and supposedly bragged about cheating on her and who recently romped with MK Olsen, was issued an apology this week from the radio announcer who’d reported that he insulted Maple Leaf Jason Blake in a tense game a few weeks ago. The announcer By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 07:00 pm
Rufus Sewell Dolce Quiver Aside from Sean Avery, most of the attendees at the D&G opening today were total quivers including a scruffy Josh Lucas, the aforementioned hotness Jason Lewis, and Rufus Sewell who does not get enough love because he is always, always the bad guy. But seriously…he is pure By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 07:00 pm
Renee Zellweger Uncomfortable in Rome Have you ever seen anyone so uncomfortable in their own skin? Just looking at her makes me fidgety and restless. Unfortunately for Renee Zellweger, she has a movie to promote in Europe and as she pimps Bee Movie from France yesterday to Italy today, the poor girl looks downright miserable By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Taupe No Bangs Much better, non? Much less matronly, much more sassy and sexy too, though not too much so as to intimidate the MiniVan… for Taupe Jennifer Garner, it’s a perfect look. Love the bedhead and her toned arms, cute dress, and the “Simple” leather Louboutin – I have a pair in By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 07:00 pm
Geri Halliwell Meeting the Spices I interviewed the Spice Girls for eTalk and MTV UK during the press conference yesterday before their performance in Vancouver. Check it out on etalk.ctv.ca tonight! We have exclusive quivering footage! And while nothing will ever top sitting in the Great Hall at Hogwarts, being with the Spices, By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 09:17 am
Katherine Heigl Another MiniVan Monster The MiniVan Majority has finally found an heir to Jennifer Aniston. And she is becoming equally as annoying. Katherine Heigl – loves the paps, is a gay crusader, manoeuvres behind the scenes for more air time, better scripts, the best lines… the all American perfect girl who has become a major By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 07:29 am
Condom-free Sleaze Here’s a riddle for all riddles…took several weeks to research and confirm because the level of atrocity is just so unspeakable. A legendary philanderer, now that he’s allowed, managed to talk some random twat into sleeping with him…repeatedly. She of course is an aspiring celebrity, like By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 06:12 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt Jennifer Love Hewitt hates fat Attention starved Jennifer Love Hewitt was snapped at the beach in Hawaii last week generating the most headlines she’s had, probably ever, for the size of her ass. UK tabloids and many North American blogs noted her fuller figure and compared it to days past, when young “Love” peaked By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 04:07 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Booster Shot Totally makes sense: you need a booster shot for a vaccine…so why not the same for a virus? It’s been nearly a year since Britney had her dose of Ebola. A year since Ebola’s disease fried up some chicken and set Spears off on a deadly turn. By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 02:40 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Mr & Mrs Madge I really wish they’d hold hands, you know? Because every time Madonna and Guy Ritchie step out, they carry each other like my parents. This is not sexy. So here they are last night in New York at a special screening for Revolver, a film Guy shot over 3 By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 02:27 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Josh Still Loves Fergie Josh Duhamel and Fergie after Movies Rock last night – their first public sighting in months confirming they are indeed still together. He looks hot in pants, non? And her face is much less offensive than it used to be, yes? What photos from Wenn By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 01:34 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo’s Maternity Glow Jennifer and Marc showed up at Movies Rock yesterday. As you can see, she is very, very pregnant. And very, very beautiful. And now I see that nose thing all you pregnancy know-it-alls are talking about. It is a little fatter, isn’t it? Still…she looks divine. By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 01:25 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts Make It Right It was press day for Brad Pitt today in New Orleans as he made the rounds in support of a new housing initiative called Make It Right for residents of the Ninth Ward devastated by Hurricane Katrina. Brad donated $5 million himself and is appealing for matching funds with the By Lainey • Dec 02, 2007 07:00 pm
Geri Halliwell Spice Girls – The Show It was a girly gay paradise. I asked my husband if he wanted to come along… he cleverly declined. And it was the right decision. Because we were screaming and dancing and singing in the aisles and it was not a night for the “dude” but one for Girl Power… By Lainey • Dec 02, 2007 07:00 pm
