Paris Hilton Punk Ass & Ebola Finally a Deserving Victim. Hollywood Ebola’s infection has found another target. A repeat target. Although we don’t need any more reason to rag on Avril Lavigne’s punk poseur little ass, here’s another reminder of why this little Canadian bitch is a waste of time. You’ll By Lainey • Nov 30, 2007 02:15 am
Ben Affleck Taupe Back to Work Broadway strike has ended, shows are back on just in time for the holiday rush which means Taupe’s turn in Cyrano de Bergerac has resumed as will, undoubtedly, her daily photo opp with little dimpled adorable Violet. Here’s the most popular MiniVan Majority mom and tot duo out By Lainey • Nov 30, 2007 01:45 am
Penelope Cruz How Many Bows? Remember Pene’s Oscar yellow strapless with the bow below the butt? See attached for a reminder. Again last night Penelope Cruz stepped out in NYC for the Spanish Institute"s Gold Medal Gala wearing strapless and blue and a big bow this time higher up her back. Is By Lainey • Nov 30, 2007 01:08 am
Scott Speedman Hair Off No more hair for Scott Speedman, pictured here at the premiere of the Sasquatch Gang last night. MUCH better, non? Wonder if the new fresh look means a new fresh fetish? And yes…that’s Drew Barrymore’s young lover Justin Long beside him. They’ve all been hanging out By Lainey • Nov 29, 2007 07:00 pm
Kristin Davis Elizabeth Taylor! Kristin David shooting scenes for Sex & The City the movie yesterday in New York. As you can see, Elizabeth Taylor is still in Charlotte’s life along with a few other pups. Spoiler ahead – She was also seen wearing a baby bump on set under a white ski vest By Lainey • Nov 29, 2007 07:00 pm
Pamela Anderson You Can Keep Her! Pamela Anderson gave an interview to USA Today recently dishing on her career prospects and her personal life. According to Pam, she’s super in demand, with producers literally throwing themselves at her for work that she keeps having to turn down. "I get offers to do movies and By Lainey • Nov 29, 2007 05:18 am
Demi Moore Red Rumey & Her Sister Like clockwork. It’s been about 2 weeks since my Rumey’s last sighting – announced as this year’s Miss Golden Globe. Which is why she showed up yesterday for photographers shopping with baby sister Tallulah, said by some to be the most attractive Willis/Moore progeny. It’s not By Lainey • Nov 29, 2007 02:55 am
Milo Ventimiglia Can You Feel It? Oh he is totally tapping that. Totally. Can you feel their sexual energy popping off the photos? Last night – Milo Ventimiglia and that litle Lolita Hayden Panettiere attended a theatre production with fellow castmates from Heroes but it’s really all about what happened after. Would you bet your boob By Lainey • Nov 29, 2007 02:21 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Dost Thou… Protest too much, my Gwyneth? Have been mentioning the rumours for months – that Gwyneth and Chris are on the outs, that London gossips have been buzzing about his alleged infidelity though nothing substantive has been put forward and am also told they have in fact been out on a few By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 11:35 pm
Paris Hilton Walking Behind Ebola It’s protocol for royalty, right? The noble blood walks first, the spouse must lag behind? Last night, Paris Hilton trotted her latest victim out for the paps, conveniently during a little visit with her parents who OF COURSE loved the Pizza Boy. As you can see, no photo opportunity By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 07:00 pm
Johnny Depp The Lifetime Promotes Sweeney Todd Again – don’t insult him with a Freebie Five nomination. Why would one night be enough? Would a lifetime be enough? Never. Johnny Depp in London after dinner with frequent co-collaborator Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter and also at the Sweeney Todd presser – pics from Deppendance – all smiles, By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 07:00 pm
Ashley Olsen Lance & Ashley NYC Reunited? LOVE Olsen style. And Ashley is getting more and more beautiful by the day…so while you may think it’s kinda creepy, can you blame Lance for finding her attractive? Here’s Ashley chic and gorgeous last night at the Grand Reopening of the New Museum on the Bowery By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Thief There is a thin line between sad and absurd. Many of you will find this story sad. And I can see why for you it would be the case. But when I close my eyes and picture it, when I picture being there and this sh*t going down, I By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 07:52 am
Beyoncé Lovely Body, Cheese Pose Christina Aguilera showing a beautiful baby bump on the cover of the new Marie Claire. All good…but the pose. The one hand behind the head pose? So weak. So Beyonce. So should be outlawed, don’t you think? source By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 04:28 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Pregnant…Again? Why is trash so fertile? In Touch, the last bastion of truth (snort!), is reporting that Britney is 4 weeks along and that the father is JR Rotem, that greasy extremely unattractive music producer with the unfortunate name who loves riding her for publicity. The magazine also claims Rotem has By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 04:07 am
Lindsay Lohan The Re-Thinnification of Lilo Reports have surfaced that Lindsay Lohan is drinking again. That she is drinking because alcohol was never her problem. That drugs were always her crippling vice. Her rep of course disputes the claim. But does her body? Remember when she practically disappeared two years ago? In the space of 6 By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 03:12 am
