Victoria Beckham Downsized for Marc? Fashionista.com is reporting that Victoria Beckham is indeed the new face of Marc Jacobs for Spring 2008. Chav is in for 2008! This is of course a mayjah coup for Posh given Marc’s reputation and his popularity. And a mayjah slap in the face to British pundits who By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 02:49 am
Tom Cruise The Power of the GMD It is a dark day. The Daily Mail is reporting that Andrew Morton’s Tom Cruise exposé will not be published in the UK because it’s too… boring! What??? Boring??? He went underground for two years writing this book. I heard he had to cut off cell phone access, By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 02:30 am
Heath Ledger Redux Rebound Heath Ledger had a torrid love affair with Heather Graham a few years ago before dating Naomi Watts. Now that he’s single again, apparently he’s looking to Heather for a booty call. Page Six is reporting that Heath recently ran into her at a restaurant and tried to By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 02:08 am
Javier Bardem No Country Quiveration No Country for Old Men is the most critically film of the year positioning Javier Bardem and a surprising Josh Brolin as possible Oscar contenders. Javier always. But Josh? Yes…Josh. Now no longer known as just Barbra Streisand’s stepson and Diane Lane’s husband who may or may By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 07:00 pm
Ellen Degeneres Ebola Upstaged and Wants to Spawn Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 07:00 pm
Angelina Jolie Angelina vs Marion? Biopic vs Biopic. Will it be Angelina’s Mariane Pearl vs Marion Cotillard’s Edith Piaf come Oscar night? Here’s Marion last night at the Gotham Awards – stunning, stunning, stunning. Love, love, love. Both performances were world class. But at the risk of waking the Brangelunatic beast, Marion’s By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 07:00 pm
Hugh Grant The Return of Flopsy Hugh Grant made an appearance today at the London premiere of The Golden Compass looking cuter than he has in a long, long time. And actually seeming to be in good spirits. Flopsy must be getting laid. Dude is probably hitting up a few sorority houses. Well done. Hugh of By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 10:37 am
Marie Osmond MiniVan Fraud! Another MiniVan Fraud: The Cruise Marriage, Jennifer Aniston’s squeaky clean demeanour and secret happy habits, and now Marie Osmond who has botched her way onto the dance floor and will likely ride her satanic dolls all the way to the crown allegedly faked her fainting spell a few weeks By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 10:23 am
Keith Urban Little Girl Granny Freeze Sweet Rossum, Nicole Kidman is becoming unbearable. At the premiere in London tonight of The Golden Compass. The good news – she looks better than she did in that leopard coat this morning. The bad news, she still looks old and she still looks granny and she will always look frozen. By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 06:35 am
Britney Spears Federline Rossum What a difference a year makes. A year ago, the world rejoiced Britney’s freedom. A year later, KFed is not only still around, he’s stronger than ever, landing his very own Details cover, landing some acting scraps here and there on two bit tv shows, and more importantly, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 04:52 am
Nicole Richie Nicole Richie Media Day Nicole Richie is rarely this heavily made up. But yesterday, out for “friendly” lunch with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton caked it on. She also met with Billy Bush and Access Hollywood the same afternoon. Clearly Monday was Nicole’s Media Day and while Access Hollywood is understandable, you have to By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 04:21 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth’s Gams My Gwyneth is currently in NYC filming Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix. Wonder how she’s handling his unpredictable mood swings though she should be used to it living with Chris Martin who was apparently horrible while he was writing his last album. Understandable since after the glow, the last By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 03:31 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze & Her Nephew No come on… don’t try and tell me Nicole Kidman does not look like Keith Urban’s Granny Freeze Aunt here. Don’t try and don’t lie. Because she does. And you know it. Nicole is currently in London promoting The Golden Compass, a film and a role By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 03:06 am
Geri Halliwell How the Spices Support Last night perfectly illustrated why I love Victoria Beckham. From her newly Botoxed waxy face to her less than enthusiastic golf claps to her valiant struggles to hold in her smiles, especially pronounced since everyone around her was beaming from excitement, Posh Spice understands there is an element of the By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 02:38 am
Zach Braff Man Makeover? Lisa Kudrow and Zach Braff today announcing the nominations for the Independent Spirit Awards. NB – Angelina Jolie received a nod solidifying her as one of the early frontrunners for Oscar which means the Pitts will certainly be stepping up their campaign leading into award season. More Pitt Porn – yay! But By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
Johnny Depp Paris Paradis Vanessa Paradis on the Champs Elysee yesterday at the official Christmas lighting ceremony. Sigh. What it would be to spend Christmas in Paris. Rumour has it, Vanessa’s Johnny has just purchased for her a vineyard as a congratulations present for all the hard work she’s put into promoting By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
