Eva Green Golden Compass Girl Crush It’s been too long without Eva Green. But Eva is back. The girl who cannot resist an occasion, who doesn’t know the meaning of toning sh*t down, pictured here at the Golden Compass premiere tonight in London. Actually, by Eva’s standards, this is rather subdued. She’ By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried New Video Weave It’ll be a Chicken Fried Christmas for her boys this year as her attorney negotiated a deal with Team KFed yesterday to secure visitation with the children on Christmas Day. Which means she’ll spend it with them all day in the car from one Starbucks to another. Until By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
Jude Law Hair Technology Seriously…this is a miracle. Nothing short of astounding. Because not too long ago, Brendan Fraser was grasping at wisps. Literally. Back in April, he looked like a newborn manchild with the plugs freshly installed and some kind of microderm abrasion peeling several years off his face. Now just six By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
Lonnie Rashid Lynn Jr Common & Serena Common is a hot piece of quiver. Serena Williams… not my taste. But what matters is she’s his taste. And so here they are, after first hooking up in his video, the two are apparently now dating and ready to step out together in public. From Erykah Badu to By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 09:19 am
Scarlett Johansson Church on Sunday Exclusive smut. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson shacking up together in Beverly Hills. Very cute. Very sexy. And chills, chills, chills. The weekend started out rather innocuously. Ryan, Scarlett, and her brother went shopping. She spent two hours buying clothes for her sibling, Ryan waited patiently. To avoid getting papped, By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 09:17 am
All Ages & Jonesing Free as a bird, fresh like a daisy, dating up a storm, but apparently not clean as a whistle having abstained for nearly two decades. Shame. Currently dating a lucky young man, she can regularly be seen shoving her tongue down his throat in various public establishments. Curiously enough, she By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:19 am
Gwen Stefani King 2? Baby watch, and baby bump watch, to me anyway, are boring as sh*t. But you all seem to love it. Thankfully, this report stems not from the ever unreliable observation of one’s growing – imaginary or otherwise – midsection but from true smut. According to a very new untested source, By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 06:44 am
Tom Cruise He Sleeps Naked My quivering loins… of course he sleeps naked. Becks is in Australia right now with the LA Galaxy and he appeared on local morning tv for an interview during which he was asked if he preferred “pyjamas or no pyjamas”. He replied – no pyjamas. Yum! This man is too fine By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 03:31 am
Tara Reid Tara Reid stank on Scrubs Tara Reid had a guest starring role on Scrubs a few seasons ago … and she will not be invited back. Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence addressed the New York Comedy Festival the other day and said she reeked so badly of booze and gang banging he’d sooner let John Mayer By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 02:44 am
Emily Blunt Michael Buble: the new John Mayer Cheesy lyrics, the illusion of sensitivity…only to end up a pig in reality, not unlike that douchbag John Mayer who sings of bodies and wonderlands but prefers them drenched in piss. But then again, if you’ve been paying attention to this site over the last few months, Michael By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 02:29 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo & Lolita Lindsay Lohan spent Thanksgiving in NYC with her family. To celebrate the occasion, her exploitative skank of a mother decided to make the most of every photo opportunity, sending her next protégé out shopping with her orange and dirty faced older sister who can’t seem to lay off the By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 01:52 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Chinese Twins? Ridiculous new rumour originating from the always reliable News of the World – something about Britney adopting twin babies from China based solely on an “exclusive” claim from the tabloid’s source that Britney “has told friends she"s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 01:49 am
Mel B Mel B vs The MiniVan Majority Yes, they all drive SUVs now but you know what I mean. The same stronghold that keeps Jennifer Aniston’s career and her highlights alive, the same stronghold that turns a blind eye to Travolta’s gay gay, the same stronghold that believes every publicist-fed word in the pages By Lainey • Nov 25, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Alba Alba to Broadway? She can barely hold a scene in a movie, let alone centre stage on The Great White Way? The argument of course would be that if Madonna can do it… But Madonna, in spite of the atrocious acting, can COMMAND a stage. Can Jessica Alba command a stage? Seriously… But By Lainey • Nov 25, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Papa Pimp Back at Work People.com is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo shared Thanksgiving dinner together this weekend (surrounded by her family) celebrating the Cowboys’ big win over the NY Jets going 10 and 1 for the first time in franchise history setting up a killer match up next Sunday against the By Lainey • Nov 25, 2007 07:00 pm
Daniel Craig No Neck, No Problem Daniel Craig is on promo for The Golden Compass but as you would expect, he’s also being asked about the next Bond. Daniel says he’s just started training again but that he will focus less on weights this time and more on cardio so to avoid what he By Lainey • Nov 25, 2007 07:00 pm
