Britney Spears More Real than the Real Thing Alison Jackson is a pop culture photographer with a new book called Confidential featuring a collection of her celebrity photos. Faux photos. But some are so incredibly real you really wouldn’t know the difference. Even more, they are not only “real” aesthetically, they also capture the spirit of the By Lainey • Nov 23, 2007 06:21 am
Keith Urban They Don’t Believe Granny Freeze Shocking! Australia’s princess getting called out in an Australian paper on her hypocrisy? Love them Aussies. As you know, Nicole is currently embroiled in a courtroom battle in a case against some paparazzo she claims has been endangering her life. As someone who craves privacy, pap intrusion is of By Lainey • Nov 23, 2007 03:55 am
Reese Witherspoon Witherspoon Thanksgiving Where was she? A source tells me she spent Thanksgiving yesterday at her uncle’s in Brentwood, TN– at one point seen running through the leaves outside with her children. Cute! And no Jakey in sight. But I’m sure you know now about their romantic getaway to Napa recently By Lainey • Nov 23, 2007 03:32 am
Kate Walsh Hawaiian Thanksgiving Newlywed Kate Walsh and husband spent the holiday in Hawaii frolicking in the water. Having met her in person, twice, I can tell you she is even lovelier in person – more engaging, with more sparkle, and sexier, less harsh in the face, and the longest craziest legs. And Kate’s By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 07:00 pm
Diane Kruger Screen Love to Real Love If you haven’t already, you must must must see La Vie en Rose. My earlier review can be found here. Marion Cotillard’s portrayal of Edith Piaf is nothing short of genius. And if she doesn’t receive an Oscar nomination, it will be a f&cking travesty. By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 07:00 pm
Joaquin Phoenix Read Between The Lines Joaquin Phoenix on why he’s not interested in Hollywood socialising: "As I recall, MICHELANGELO was not particularly social. I don"t think JOHN LENNON was particularly social either." So…what’s he tryin’ to say? Michelangelo, John Lennon… Joaquin Phoenix? source By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 09:28 am
Renee Zellweger Matching Foundation Finally Found? Renee’s face skin finally matches her neck skin. Has Harper’s managed to find her the right shade of foundation… or is the work of a brilliant photoshoppe artist? I’m thinkin’ door #2. But no matter… The point is the magazine has succeeded in making her look lovely By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 06:55 am
Can You Identify? Once upon a time she was one of Hollywood’s most promising actresses. I’m a mean bitch going straight to hell but… holy sh*t… Click here to find out who became this. Photos from PR By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 04:57 am
Gwen Stefani Self Modeling Who better to sell her line? The paps have so many great uses, non? Gwen Stefani went shopping at Barneys and Prada yesterday modeling her own white jumper and a pair of toned lean legs. And she doesn’t complain either. Gwen. Rocks. photos from Splash By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 04:25 am
Sacha Baron Cohen They All Wheel and Deal It’s not unusual to learn about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel workin’ the paps in her favour. Or Paris Hilton. Or even Jennifer Garner. But what about Sacha Baron Cohen? He is supposed to be press shy, supposed to be in it for the art and not for the fame, By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 03:12 am
Britney Spears Bruises and a New Beau Believe it or not, she actually looks kinda cute. The headband is a nice touch to partially obscure that ratty ass weave. And the blouse too, even though only Britney Spears would wear it without leggings. Also, as noted by the rags, she appears thinner, lending credence to the reports By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 02:45 am
Colin Firth Mr Darcy > McDreamy Whatever Patrick Dempsey. If you want a perfect man… look no further than Colin Firth. Especially if you are, like me, an anglophile. Who can deny the accent? And the sheepish grin? And the way he looks in pants. And the way he looks in a suit? And the way By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 07:00 pm
Harrison Ford Another Generation Look at Kirk Douglas. He is old. He his hobbled from a stroke. But he is rich. And so on Thanksgiving, he took his own rich ass out and volunteered at the Los Angeles Mission. Am not versed on Old Hollywood smut, am sure he has his skeletons but still… By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 07:00 pm
Celine Dion The Best.Cheese.Ever La Fromage Celine was supposed to play two shows in Halifax next year as part of her upcoming tour. The shows have since been cancelled either because of inadequate facilities or because the people of Halifax don’t want her cheese. Some say it’s because the venue could not By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 08:56 am
Heidi Klum Cute…or Crass I am by no means a bra burning feminist but after seeing this from Heidi Klum, you might as well take away our right to vote. Watch Heidi in a new ad clip for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show airing on December 4th playing with her tits. Literally. Or By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 08:23 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson But the Neck… At first glance, Fergie actually looks great. Somehow during the last year or so, Fergie has managed to distance herself just a little from Donatella Versace and Tori Spelling. Somehow the ugly went away. This is a good thing. But upon closer inspection… the neck. The face is smooth (and By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 07:43 am
