Paris Hilton Ebola Infects China My people! Hollywood Ebola is currently infecting China, on a 4 day viral tour to the Far East to spread her disease. To be fair though, my people don’t have great taste. This of course is the region of the world that gave us Hello Kitty and continues to By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 07:24 am
Britney Spears Bait She’s 18 going on 30. Not quite as disturbing as Ali Lohan and infinitely cuter but still… this girl looks old. And poses old. And acts old while acting cute. It’s called baiting the weak. Wonder if Milo was weak? She says he wasn’t. In a new By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 04:06 am
Sienna Miller Sienna & Rhys: Back to the Beach Their love first bloomed on the beach in Spain (attached), now Sienna and Rhys Ifans are headed back to la plage – pictured here at the airport on holiday in Mexico. With Rhys in her bed, Sienna has kept a remarkably low profile the last couple of months, preferring instead to By Lainey • Nov 20, 2007 07:25 am
John Mayer How He Pees John Mayer was also at Butter last night and actually dressed up kinda dapper. When he’s not singing his cheese ass limp dick music or pissing on girls, he is rather attractive, non? Favourite video of the week – John’s response to the infamous and revolting 2 Girls 1 By Lainey • Nov 20, 2007 06:38 am
Robin Thicke Perv ‘Stache and a Pompadour Robin Thicke and his wife Paula partied at Butter last night. Robin also brought along his perv ‘stache and rocked a pompadour. Not exactly the sweetest look ever. Perv ‘staches are for sexual predators. In his case, perhaps a sexual predator who went to boarding school, but a sexual predator By Lainey • Nov 20, 2007 06:15 am
Patrick Dempsey Great Hair by Day, Bad Hair by Night Patrick Dempsey in NYC yesterday promoting Enchanted which is the feel good, sweetheart holiday movie of the year. If you’re into Chick Lit, line up now. If you’re into Disney musicals, line up now. If you love watching heroines get rescued Rossumingly by “themselves”, line up now. And By Lainey • Nov 20, 2007 03:48 am
Madonna Size 7? If I could jam my size 8s into these babies, they’d be mine. Sadly, I am one size too big. But if you are a size 7…what the hell are you waiting for? They are exquisite YSL lace-ups, in the most perfect green, and better yet…they By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise Another Disciple See? Friendship with Tom Cruise never comes without a cost. And now what we’ve feared is actually happening. Will Smith… Will Smith loves Xenu. Will Smith loves Xenu so much he’s talking about him and defending him. While he promotes his new movie I Am Legend, Will Smith By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Johnny Depp He Slashes & Sings Johnny Depp is so perfect it’s almost unkind. What’s even more unkind however is that Johnny has no Oscar, though that may change this year. Sweeney Todd is due out at Christmas and the buzz is building. The handicaps keep changing but word according to insiders now is By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Paul Mccartney One Legged When Convenient When she’s playing the victim, Golddigger Heather Mills always pulls out her one leg and starts crying. Last week she accused Sir Paul and Stella of calling her a one legged bitch during secret taped phone conversations. But here’s the question – and stop reading now if you huff By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher Their Love is Good Sorry for the cheese ass title. But I believe in their love. Didn’t at first but am now a full fledged prophet. And while these are a tad gratuitous, Demi and Ashton were undeniably adorable the other day courtside at the Laker game. And again at the Planet Hollywood By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Jude Law Man.Denim.Leggings Jude Law at the London premiere of Sleuth. On the plus side – he’s not fighting his bald. On the down side… Alfie is clearly gone forever. Jude’s pretty peaked early. Jude is not George Clooney. Jude’s pretty is clearly on the wane. And curiously enough, Jude’s By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Halle Berry What Halle Has This is Halle Berry’s baby father Gabriel Aubry arriving at a celebrity golf tournament yesterday. Gabriel is French and speaks with a hot French accent. He is soooo beautiful. He adores her. He wants to be a father. He is a smart, independent business man and model. AND he By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton Blame Sean Avery Mary Kate Olsen was taken to hospital yesterday – official reason: kidney infection. Unofficial reason: Sean Avery. MK had apparently hooked up with the useless piece of sh*t hockey thug a couple weeks ago but Sean has now reportedly run back to Elisha Cuthbert. Xenu only knows what kind of By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Wigged Out Congratulations, love and admiration for Jessica W who was awarded Best Wig at Wigout at Unwine’d in Vancouver on Saturday night in support of the BC Cancer Foundation. Jessica made this herself and I know a handful of gays who would riot for this piece. Do you love it, By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 03:59 am
Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze Moves! Poor thing looks like she’ll give herself an aneurysm in the process but still… shocker of all shockers – Nicole Kidman is actually still able to twitch her forehead. Can you believe it? Nicole was in court in Australia Monday testifying against a paparazzo claiming she was “scared” by his By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 02:48 am
