Intro for Nov 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, American Music Awards (the AMAs) went down last night in LA… quick fashion round-up below. Super long column today so keep scrolling to avoid missed articles and new riddles. Monday – am online all day, check back often. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Final clue: Mute Stones is By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 12:59 am
Cornell Hayes Nelly Quiver Nothing makes me happier than watching a Nelly video. So unapologetically inappropriate but irresistibly enjoyable, even the gratuitous non stop objectification of women – Nelly is funny and I love his catchy beats. But wait. When did Nelly get hot??? I must be slow on the train. Check out Nelly at By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Salma Hayek Betty Appropriately Dressed Now here’s a girl who understands carpet etiquette – Ugly Gorgessity America Ferrera at the Enchanted premiere so cute in jeans and a natural face. Do you love her? I love her. As for her show, produced by the incomparable Salma Hayek, have sources telling me that she’s a By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Bug-Eyed and Abusive Nothing worse than a belligerent drunk – in this case not surprising. Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested yesterday at the airport in Dublin for getting drunk off his tree and losing his sh-t at the gate. He was apparently asked twice to chill out and when uncooperative, Crazy Eyes was By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Ben Stiller Xenu Hates Bloat Tom Cruise is currently working on a cameo for Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder. Ben of course is balls deep in bed with Tom Cruise, also committing to United Artists and Tom to star in the Hardy Men Movie with shooting scheduled to begin next year. Obviously willing By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
LeAnn Rimes Married to Her "Mo By showbiz standards, Leanne Rimes has been married a long, long time…to this. Here they are shopping together last week in NYC. So of course they’ve lasted this long. Marrying your gay is highly underrated. If not for my straight husnand, I’d totally be out there looking By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Patrick Dempsey McDreamy & Sourface Patrick Dempsey looked dashing, if not a tad too orange, at the premiere of Enchanted this weekend, posing alongside co-star Amy Adams and his always unamused wife. Seriously…how often have you seen her smile a happy smile? And no, it’s not a case of nature face: someone By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Carrie Underwood Country Overdressed Pet Peeve – celebrities who overdress for movie premieres. Kate Beckinsale is repeatedly guilty of this offence. And Country’s Princess appears not to be able to spot the distinction between an awards carpet and a premiere carpet either. Here she is wearing another variation of her AMA dress, only in By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennie Garth Worst Jennie Garth: why bust your ass on Dancing with the Stars, drop 2 dress sizes, and show up in a cheap ass polyester garbage bag with gold tap shoes and cover up the body? Why??? And why does the wedding hair persist? Why can’t the wedding hair die a By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Alicia Keys Best Back Love it. Love her. Love the new album. Alicia. Always. Photos from WENN By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Avril Lavigne Best Bitch Hurts to say nice things about punk ass Avril but apart from the shoes, loved last night’s look. If it had to be black I would have made them booties, you know? These are so meh, they almost seem an afterthought. And making shoes an afterthought is like violating By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Mary J Blige Best Not Feng Shui friendly but definitely fit for a diva – Mary J was perfection last night and a stately reminder amidst all the young twats running amok on that carpet of what it takes to stick around. Will Carrie Underwood be around in 10 years? Ha. Photos from WENN By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Christina Applegate Failing Posh The pose, the pucker, the bob, the angles… Christina Applegate channelled the Posh at the AMAs last night in purple and stilettos and even a tattoo. One glaring oversight: no concrete tits sitting ATOP the bust line – a mayjah mistake. And the dress wasn’t a great choice either. It’ By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Emmy Rossum Carrie Boring Behind the blonde lurks a bitch and you don’t have to look too closely to see that Carrie Underwood expected to be the star of the night. Indeed she was, even though it was spoiled for a few short moments by Miley Cyrus who elicited a huge cheer from By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Rihanna Worst Body Armour Too old lady, too rigid, and that sheer lace ribbon holding things together is pure cheese… SO not feeling what Rihanna rocked on the carpet last night. Much prefer her gown change for the stage, though it is rather interesting this little breast fixation she’s got goin’ on. Apparently By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan 13 is the new 30 Brilliant Us Weekly comparison – on the left Lilo at 13. On the right her sister Ali at 13. Clearly times have changed. Should 13 year olds look this… experienced? The expression in those eyes, the wanton dip of her chin, the suggestive pout – how many years, even months, before the By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 06:15 am
