George Clooney Funniest.Fab.Ever Remember the best story from last week? George Clooney and Fabio throwing down at some restaurant because George’s bitch came out when he mistakenly believed Fab’s female friends who were seated at a table nearby were taking photos of him? The incident was a source of major Clooney By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 05:46 am
Keira Knightley Blunt is Better The ravishing Emily Blunt in UK In Style December issue hailed as Britain’s newest screen siren along with Keira Knightley. Yes yes, totally agree. Except Emily has thankfully exited her “black mood” phase and doesn’t walk around hating the world. Emily can currently be seen in The Jane By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 05:11 am
Natalie Portman The Other Boleyn Girl: The Trailer It was slated for a December release, at the height of awards contention, the junkets were actually scheduled for around right now…but then about a month ago, The Other Boleyn Girl disappeared off the circuit, yanked by the studio with no explanation, and slotted instead for a February release By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 03:34 am
Geri Halliwell The Spice Girls – Victoria’s Secret Two songs, two outfits, and of course a change of clothes for the carpet – it’s not about the music, but it’s all about the Spice. So f*ck the British critics this morning who are calling it a disappointment. Since when were vocals part of the comeback criteria? By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 02:08 am
Intro for Nov 16, 2007 Dear Gossips, The Spices are back! The girls lipsynched their way through a triumphant return at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show last night in LA – and for some reason that’s a surprise??? Did anyone actually think they’d perform live? Singing live in Cavalli costumes? Please. Who goes By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 02:00 am
Milo Ventimiglia Keep It! Yet another child star, only 18 but looks like she’s 30, and probably sleeping with a 30 year old co-star with the blessing of a stage mother molded after Dina Lohan – Hayden Panettiere is a DUI waiting to happen. Predictably she is also an actress AND a singer. By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
Wentworth Miller VS Homo Hotness Damn Doogie! Yes… Doogie. Doogie is HOT. Sigh. All gays are hot. I love hot gays. This hot gay needs a hag. Does he have a hag? And is that his boyfriend? I hope not. I’m thinking Doogie and Wentie Miller. Yum. I would watch, wouldn’t you? Splash By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
Gerard Butler VS Orange, Bloated, and Bulging I know you’re out there – the Gerard Butler fan club. I know he’s your quiveration. And while I’m not a beefcake girl myself, I can understand why he might set your loins afire. But dude… This is all kindsa wrong. Gerry at the Victoria’s Secret show By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
Mary Kate Olsen Lance Denies Of course he does. Even though multiple sources in multiple New York papers saw the two of them making out, Lance Armstrong is backing away. Lance told Page Six: "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Lilo In ‘n’ Out She served 84 minutes in jail today, checking in at around 10:30am this morning and getting released just before noon, getting credit for community service and whittling away her 4 day sentence to less than 2 hours behind bars. 2 hours for getting coked up and driving madly down By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 09:48 am
Milo Ventimiglia Yes No Halo? As far as celebrity love monikers go, this one is my favourite. Hayden-Milo…Halo. Speculation about the true nature of their relationship has been rife since summer and there’s nothing unusual about that except… he’s 30 and she just turned 18 in August. And while the two By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 09:34 am
John Krasinski The Last Office Tonight’s episode is the last of The Office of the season…and as the strike wears on, there’s no telling when a new one will be offered. So enjoy it. Especially all of you Jim and Pam fans who apparently hate on the fact that he’s dating By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 06:49 am
Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze Hates Xenu? Oh Xenu will be angry. Nicole Kidman on the cover of the new Marie Claire…it looks nothing like her. Sigh. She really needs to stop. This of course is the interview during which she denies having had any plastic surgery. And has to bring up the issue – yet again By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 03:08 am
Keith Urban Urban Angel Keith Urban looking rough in NYC yesterday doing some shopping after visiting Good Morning America with The Freeze. You will note, Keith’s coif bears a striking resemblance to Criss Angel’s, pictured here on Monday at Virgin Unite – it’s the Anti-Quiver Coif. Or Meg Ryan’s Coif By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 02:39 am
Rachel Bilson Rachel to the Rescue Do they deserve privacy when they conveniently parade their personal lives to their advantage? Conveniently when there’s a movie to promote or a tv show to premiere? Some do it better than others. Bet your boob job Harvey Weinstein gave Hayden Christensen the order – bring your girlfriend to the By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Break Up/Hook Up Word is Jen and BFF Courteney Cox are on the outs – something about Jen wanting Courteney to visit her on the set of her new movie and Courteney refusing to jump. Poor Courteney’s been letting her shoulder get wet for over 2 years. The girl probably needed a break, By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
