Jessica Alba She Hates her Body Ugh. Dear Alba Bitch, We get it. Your beauty is a curse. You don’t want to be known for your body. Because you are an actor. No, honey. Julianne Moore is an actor. You, sweetheart, are simply a pretty face. And a first class bitch, no matter how hard By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Gilmore Girls Exclusive Box Set Giveaway!!! Another great gift…this one is sitting on my dining room table begging to be opened. Which means it needs to leave my house right now. The Village Voice called Gilmore Girls the “sweetest show on TV” and while that descriptor may inspire a Seventh Heaven frown, rest assured GG, By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Celine Dion Le Coat La Cheese Celine was in NYC yesterday on promo for her new cheese album. But enough about the love songs… how about this coat? This coat!!! Grey for the season, leather forever… I covet. I must have. Best thing about it? She paid for it. Remember, Celine will not accept By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried ADD So Britney failed a drug test the other day sending her team scrambling for an excuse. Every time they came up with one – asthma, narcolepsy – tmz.com shot it all to hell. But finally….success! An excuse that is not only plausible, it also might stand up in court. Faced By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Nick Lachey Happy Birthday Carb Face and the Beauty Queen Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo celebrated their birthdays last night in Vegas at LAX. As you can see, his Carb Face is as pronounced as ever. And this poor girl – even when she’s wearing cool clothes, she still turns it into pageant fashion. Incidentally, she’s wearing the Alice By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Madonna Stepdad Playdate Cute non? Guy Ritchie and Lourdes out in London with a friend for a performance of Hairspray. Love that Lola is 11 and looks 11. Love that she and her girls are better dressed than we are. Can’t even imagine what she’ll look like in 2 years. Madge By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Will Smith Matt Damon: The Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Three weeks ago I called it and it’s about time. Matt Damon can now stand up to his friends George Clooney and Brad Pitt and tell them he’s finally a member of the club. Only they have TWO. Which what they’ll lord over his head for the By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 01:32 am
Katie Holmes Top Gun 2007: Mav > Ice By the grace of Xenu, Tom Cruise is clearly still winning the battle after 20 years. Val Kilmer showed up last week at the premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s Wintuk in NYC and again last night at the I’m Not There screening. As you can see…not sweet. By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Always the Bridesmaid… For the last three years, Patrick Dempsey has come in 2nd. Second to Matthew McConaughey, second to George, now second to Matt Damon. As mentioned before, the Sexiest Man Alive is almost always a Movie Star. And while Grey’s has certainly resurrected his career, and even though Patrick hopes By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Ashley Olsen Billionaire Bad Taste Those Olsen Twins are rich. Super super super rich. But it doesn’t mean they aren’t both ass backwards when it comes to picking men. Mary Kate is rumoured to be dating that useless f&cking scum Sean Avery who incidentally is denying he disparaged a man for By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Anne Hathaway Shoes of the Season These are, apparently, the must have CL’s of the month. Seen previously on Gwen Stefani and Mandy Moore, Anne Hathaway also slipped on the Para La Cruz Louboutins last night at The Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation event last night in New York. She looks lovely, non? But now By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Ethan Hawke Skinny Karma Face Gaunt and tired though still not as rough as Billy Crudup, check out Ethan Hawke at the Tisch School of the Arts gala in New York last night. I remember last year at TIFF 2006, even though he’s a smarmy perv, I fully expected to be attracted to him By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Reese Witherspoon The New Ethan Hawke Oh tortured artist. Oh poet. Oh suffering soul. Oh dirty cheater! Words to describe Ethan Hawke a few years ago and now following in those illustrious unfaithful footsteps – Ryan Phillippe. Ryan of course is now officially divorced from Reese Witherspoon who like a proper lady is only now flaunting her By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Claire Danes Blotchy Karma Face Billy Crudup was a beautiful man. Now…not so much. Last night at the Tisch School of the Arts event in NYC – as you can see, Billy looks bunk and a far cry from how pretty he once was before corrupting Claire Danes and leaving Mary Louise Parker when she By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears The Model Stereotype Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models. Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers. By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton He’s The Kind of Guy Who is hired specifically to get under the skin of other players. He is a goon. He is a prick. He has been called out for making racist comments about African Americans/Canadians and French Canadians. And now, he is without a doubt the worst piece of sh*t motherf* By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 07:00 pm
