Gwyneth Paltrow Joaquin Loves Gwyneth They’re working on a new movie together called Two Lovers. Joaquin plays a dude who has to choose between a woman his parents want him to marry and his hot new neighbour. He ends up falling in love with the neighbour, drama and heartbreak and tragedy will ensue. My By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 06:36 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Ingrate Seriously…the nerve of this bitch. How arrogant is this??? Check out Shelf Ass Biel in LA yesterday turning a camera against the paps, no doubt mounting a ridiculous claim that her privacy is constantly being invaded, hypocritically and literally burning the hand that feeds her. Yes. The paparazzi feeds By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 06:05 am
Eric Bana Mother Spock Winona Ryder is now confirmed to play Mother Spock to Zachary Quinto’s Young Spock in JJ Abrams’ remake of Star Trek. Also tapped for the new movie are Chris Pine (Lilo’s love interest in Just My Luck) as Capt Kirk and the hotness Simon Pegg as Scotty. Inexplicably, By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 04:47 am
Ellen Degeneres The Unpopular Ellen Degeneres??? Sigh. Everyone sucks in Hollywood. Even the ones who weren’t supposed to suck…they suck too. As I’m sure you’ve heard, there’s a writer’s strike going on in Hollywood. And on the off chance you think it won’t affect you…think again. Unless you By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 03:49 am
Paul Mccartney Heather Fired! Love it. Heather Mills’s legal team has fired the golddigging slag because they can no longer keep up with her unpredictable mood swings and her refusal to heed their counsel. Word is, her attorneys had pleaded with her NOT to go on television spewing lies about Paul McCartney, warning By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 02:39 am
Amy Winehouse Briefly on Amy For those new to the site, please also see the FAQ: Amy Winehouse married a man alleged to be the heroin dealer to the UK music industry, a loser in the truest sense who needs to junk her up to keep her in his grasp. He was expected to face By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 02:18 am
Sacha Baron Cohen The Book of Borat Funniest sh*t ever. The Hotness is back in the spotlight, currently on a book tour to promote his new travel guide – Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. As you can see, Borat brought presumably one of By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise The Unpopular Cruise There is a reason why Tom Cruise and his Robobride have been hustling so hard on the MiniVan Majority. Because aside from a few famous friends who have ulterior motives themselves, Tom Cruise doesn’t appear to have many fans in Hollywood. And especially not heavyweights Robert Redford and Meryl By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 07:00 pm
Emmy Rossum Shopping with Rossum As Keira Knightley would say – get ready to be raped by sugar. Hard. Thanks to Sophia for the link! Prepare your gag reflex for the following 5 minute video – Emmy Rossum will test the limits of your sanity. I promise. We are shopping with Rossum and her stylist in preparation By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 10:00 am
Shia LaBeouf It’s How You Own It… Quiveration CAN come out of stupidity. As you know, Shia LeBoeuf was arrested the other day after acting like a douchebag drunk off his ass at a Walgreens in Chicago. When confronted by the paps today about the incident, Shia did not shirk from shame, he did not run, nor By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 09:49 am
Paris Hilton Hallmark Hates Ebola! Hallmark is fighting disease! Back in September, Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton launched a lawsuit against Hallmark taking exception to a greeting the company created alleging that they misappropriated her image and invaded her privacy. She is suing for $500,000 and a permanent ban on the card’s distribution going By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 08:44 am
Blake Lively Young Cool This week’s Gossip Girl was all about Chuck. Love Chuck. Chuck is so deliciously depraved – that scene with Blair up on stage, the two of them locking eyes as if trapped in their own private moment … the hotness! – and then so surprisingly sweet, asking her if she was “sure” By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 08:22 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Insolent In between chandelier shopping and picking up a sweet new Mercedes ride, and hopping in the shower in the middle of a radio interview, Britney Spears is supposed to comply with court ordered random drug testing. A missed test constitutes a FAILED test. And Britney has reportedly missed 8 out By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 07:52 am
Keith Urban All Eyes on Granny Freeze At the CMAs last night there was little to no chance Kenny Chesney would lose to Keith Urban. Kenny’s crown was pretty much locked up. And so the Kidmans arrived with few expectations, showing up to save face and to promote Keith’s People Magazine cover and to make By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 01:54 am
Christina Ricci Christina Wintour At first quick glance, she could be Anna’s doppelganger, non? But where Anna is perpetually preserved by too much gin and a black heart bitch, Christina looks healthier than she has in years. Body looks great, bangs look great, massive forehead brilliantly concealed, Christina simply glowed last night in By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 07:00 pm
Ashley Olsen Playing a Twin Lance Armstrong apparently couldn’t get enough of Ashley Olsen last week, taking their public flirtation private, behind the closed doors of Soho House where they were ensconced through the weekend. And though Ashley was not seen supporting Lance at the NY marathon, word is she had helped him prep By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 07:00 pm
