Ryan Gosling Ryan & Michelle? Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams were seen together in Brooklyn having dinner the other day prompting some speculation that they could be getting it on. If so, am all over it. Love it. Love it a little less than I love Ryan and Natalie Portman but if he and Rachel By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 07:00 pm
Carrie Underwood Country Bitch? Country’s reigning princess won big last night. And as you can see, Carrie Underwood’s stayed close stylistically to her roots. The waves, the curls, the gold tacky dress… this is a girl who knows how to please her fanbase. Well done. Having said that, it’s apparently no By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 07:00 pm
Kenny Chesney Country Quiveration If he doesn’t take his hat off, and if he keeps sticking his tongue out… Ok I can kinda see it. Why Renee Z was smitten, why millions of country fans are smitten - not just smitten, in fact, but downright horny. For the first time ever, after seeing this By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 07:00 pm
Lonnie Rashid Lynn Jr Common Quiver Common showed up at the DKNY Delicious Night Fragrance Launch Party last night and … well… the man is a sexy, sexy beast. At least when he knows to keep the ass backwards social statements to himself. Common is focusing these days on his film career – can currently be seen in By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 07:00 pm
Heather Mills Hello Fromage! New issue of Hello Canada on newsstands tomorrow with an exclusive interview with French Canadian Cheese Celine Dion on leaving Vegas behind and going on the road with her beloved Rene and her precious Rene Charles. Every other word is “beautiful” and “happiness” and “singing” and “hearts”. Pure classic Celine. By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 11:32 am
Ashton Kutcher Oh Honey… Why??? Brittany Murphy looks sooooo great. Better than she has maybe ever. But for some reason, unfathomable literally to everyone, she up and married this ….creep. A creep with allegedly some illegal alien issues and a very, very shady past. WTF??? Must have also been an awkward scene last night as By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 10:27 am
Katie Holmes Workin’ It Damn. Look at KatE Cruise workin’ that carpet. She is spectacular! Clearly lessons with Posh have paid off, only Katie, like all clever pupils, has managed to inject her own warmth and sass into Posh’s plastic pose. Even the Posh Bob looks better on the understudy. Bet your concrete By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 01:24 am
John Krasinski Not in Real Life Received an email a few weeks ago from a fan of The Office (American) suspecting that there may be something going on in real life between Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski given their adorable chemistry on the show. Apparently among rabid supporters, this is their biggest fantasy, especially after hearing By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes MiniVan Tea Party and a Full on Assault People Magazine is the Bible for the MiniVan Majority. And today, it is a full-on assault! On the cover of the latest issue of the magazine – Keith Urban, see attached, waxing hilarious about his employer wife, an exclusive deal likely scheduled well in advance withOUT considering Tom Cruise’s By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Keira Knightley Keira Hates Rossum Too! Can’t wait til Keira Knightley gets over her early 20s black angst. If only she could see how predictably textbook it is to walk around hating happiness and reading Camus. Keira on the cover of the new Elle Magazine admits she’s a “moody bastard”. Fair enough. But of By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Catherine Zeta Jones Geriatric Sex Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr teamed up onstage last night at the New York Comedy Festival and both brought their bitches! I love mean Rosie. Mean crazy Rosie is even better. But it was Roesanne who had the best lines: On Catherine Zeta Jones: “No one wants to f* By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
George Clooney Man Fight Hardly…but this is how men throw down in Hollywood. So George Clooney and his tarty little girlfriend Sarah Larsen are having dinner the other night in LA. That cheeseball Fabio (romance novel covers) was seated with a group of women at a table nearby. Fabio’s companions started taking By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Mandy Moore Mandy, Matthew, and the Ring Page Six is reporting that Matthew Perry (who???) is dating Mandy Moore. That the two were seen at dinner the other night holding hands and whispering and cute. Totally makes sense to me. Matthew is Wonder Bread on the outside and all kindsa dark and damaged on the inside. And By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Faith Hill Country Bloat So Faith Hill lost her sh*t a few months ago when some skank started grabbin’ at Tim McGraw during a concert. Tim ain’t my thing but I can see why he’d inspire some serious horny especially in his tight jeans. Until now… Tim and Faith showed up By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Kevin Federline KFed Jr Jr Lilo has found her very own KFed Jr... Lindsay’s new boyfriend has earned his first and only namecheck – Riley openly dissed Lilo’s slag of a mother on his MySpace referring to her new reality tv child exploitation show: "ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 06:29 am
Victoria Beckham Becks in the Flesh Just got back from Vancouver Whitecaps/LA Galaxy presser, obviously the room was packed for one person and one person only though before describing Becks, just have to say, call me Cruise but Alexi Lalas is actually kinda hot too. Is it just me? So David was wearing an LA By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 06:09 am