The UnFunny Douche: an update For a refresher, please click here. A hometown disappointment continues to disappoint with his ridiculous behaviour and outrageous demands. Still shooting his new movie close to home, apparently he has to wear some kind of prosthetic or padding that makes him hot and is obsessed with trying to cool down. By Lainey • Sep 27, 2007 02:23 am
CC Skye Exclusive Giveaway! It was my favourite bracelet during TIFF, picked it up at Kiss & Makeup - they probably have the largest selection of CC Skye accessories in Canada (call them for the orange cuff, it"s divine!). And CC Skye is so frickin’ cute! Cute enough for Nicole Richie too. It’ By Lainey • Sep 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Kirsten Dunst The Opposite of Orange My Kiki looking pale and funky and cute n LA the other day with someone they say is Johnny Borrell though to me, it looks nothing like him. Must just be me. However, she was also seen enjoying coffee and ciggies with another young gentleman, also very much her type. By Lainey • Sep 26, 2007 06:36 am
Tom Brady The New MiniVan Favourite Hollywood is awash with media savvy famewhores these days. Leading the pack Jessica Biel of course and newly emerged is Katherine Heigl and now Bridget Moynahan has joined the fray - tearing at the heartstrings of the MiniVan Majority to secure herself a professional foothold as a an attractive single mother By Lainey • Sep 26, 2007 06:24 am
Victoria Beckham Something to Hide? VB took off for Tokyo the other day leaving David alone, again, at home in California. So David went shopping at Ron Herman. Innocent enough, right? But if so, why did he book it as soon as he came out the door, frightened at the sight of one lone pap? By Lainey • Sep 26, 2007 06:01 am
Natalie Portman Still Maybe Gaybe Natalie Portman showing off a killer pair of legs last night at a special screening with Wes Anderson and Jason Schwartzman. Don’t love the hair but with her face, what does it matter? So last week I posted this article about Natalie and her new boyfriend Nathan Bogle holding By Lainey • Sep 26, 2007 04:32 am
Kate Moss Engaged is the New Dating My clever friend Duana coined that phrase. Five minutes ago she was still pining over Crack Love Forever. Then she threw Pete out of her house. Turn around and she was supposedly engaging in secret trysts with him at Claridges. Now Kate Moss is engaged to another musician after a By Lainey • Sep 26, 2007 03:31 am
Jennifer Lopez How Can You Resist? Been saying it for months and now that they’re finally expecting, love them even more. Seriously the cutest ever. As I mentioned the other day, JLo’s hair man is telling all that she is. Click her for a refresher. Oribe would know, you know? But just a quick, By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Moss Drunken Punch-up at a Wedding It’s the title of a wicked Radiohead song and while it didn’t exactly go down that way, Kate Moss and Sienna Miller were about to claw each other’s eyes out at a wedding the other night until Sadie Frost (???) stepped in and settled sh-t down. But By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 06:51 am
Kate Hudson Career Error I concede – for a while there he had his 15 minutes. On Kimmel, doing a side-splitting imitation of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch, Dane Cook was hilarious. But that’s it, you know? It’s tired. It’s the same old. He’s a college circuit comedian By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 06:30 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Superhero? Jessica Biel’s publicist really needs to write a book. Or teach a course. Or start up her own agency. Because what she’s done with a Shelf Ass is nothing short of extraordinary. From collaborating with the paps during work outs OUTSIDE the gym, and beach visits baring her By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 05:58 am
Booby Ball 2007 Promotion for a good cause: Healthy boobies are important. So every year I make it a point of promoting the annual Booby Ball in support of Rethink Breast Cancer www.rethinkbreastcancer.com/. We all know someone. For me, it’s my mother in law. Drives me crazy but I wouldn’ By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 05:34 am
Tom Brady Why Bridget is Bitter and Bitchy They were dating, they broke up, supposedly had not-very-careful goodbye sex, then he moves on not to a mousy looking football groupie but to Gisele Bundchen – easily one of the most amazing looking women on the planet. Can you blame Bridget Moynahan for burning the way she is? By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 04:35 am
Heath Ledger Desperate for Randoms Heath Ledger is a far cry from his hotness in A Knight’s Tale but still… he is, after all, a movie star. And he still looks better than Zach Braff. So does he really have to stoop to this? Evidently whatever cougar moves Helena Christensen put on him weren’ By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 04:33 am
Charlie Sheen Denise’s Day of Reckoning It’s not good form, it’s certainly not classy but some say when you deal with scum, you inevitably have to get a little scummy. And Denise Richards is definitely scum. So Charlie Sheen is getting scummy right back. He’s had a lot of practise. You will recall, By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 04:28 am
Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola infects Sweden North America is already raging from her virus, Greece was besieged, Germany was infected last year, and now Hollywood Ebola has unleashed her disease on Sweden. This is Paris Hilton’s new man. His name is Alexander Vaggo. Some young hot backpacker dude she picked up outside a hostel the By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 04:21 am
